(I watch April Squats so you don't have to.)
+ 10 hours ago Chikara said she doubted April really squats 200 lbs. 5 hours ago April uploads a video of her squatting. Totally a coincidence!
+ This is a thankfully short video. Only five minutes. Yeeeeey!
+ Kenny came home from work in a bad mood, or maybe the weight is hitting him of how stupid and ridiculous it is to be financially supporting your 300 pound wife who decided that weight-loss is her full-time job, but is still refusing to ... lose weight. Seriously. It's not a lot of work to lose weight when you're 300 fucking pounds.
+ They had a minor fight, "he had some thoughts and I didn't agree, and I was like WHATEVER, FINE". Might I point out that April is a good 7 years older than her husband, this how she maturely deals with conflicts.
+ Kenny's insisting that he has a video of her squatting two hundred pounds, and April doesn't want to look for it.
+ So they went to the gym and apparently April squats 215 pounds. I dunno. I still call shenanigans.
+ "I feel strong, and that's important." Because it's not important what you actually do, but instead how you feel about what you want to do. Feeling good is the new self-actualization.
+ "People will doubt you, people will doubt your good news." Oh? Referring to someone in particular, perhaps?
This was a boring short video, but it wasn't meant for me, was it? Nooo, this video was meant to call out Chikara.
Will April vs Ilona become the new Charlie Gold vs Ilona? Oh please oh please oh please.
Guys, it's time for April to get her own thread. Can we get some people together? I'm in.
@Azovka, you're our resident April expert. What say you?