Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Tactical Wizard]

Man, the Kevin Expanded Universe just keeps on giving.

I've said it before, but Kevin is Cow-Prime.

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin is Cow-Prime.

Kevin is the Judas-Cow ("Judas" Goats in the modern context are sterilized feral goats with trackers affixed that are released into the wild so that they will lead hunters to other feral goats so that they can be killed). Kevin is both sterilized and provides the farms with an ever increasing amount of cows and content.
Even the older context of a trained animal leading others to the slaughter while it's life is spared is somewhat appropriate

Judas goat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Miss Misery]

The pinned tweet of children's book author, The Manatee, links to his "hypnoslut porn account", which contains a number of moob selfies.
I am obliged to share.

Spoiler: NSFW: moobs

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The Manatee also posted something far more revolting.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: Last chance

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My own computer tried to save me from the horror, but I scrolled down anyway.

Spoiler: NSFW

(TBF, it's not the most horrifying thing I've seen on the Farms, but I read the "Post videos of people dying" thread...)

 

[Old Fart]

Spoiler that please, Mr/s Rocket.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I gazed into the asshole and some creature gazed back.

We got a shout-out!

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Ill translate,

"I don't want to be reminded of the fact that I abandoned my responsibilities and animals to smoke weed and fuck hairy pussy in a shitty apartment. I can't handle it and I accuse my long term boyfriend of being abusive to try and get simppies. I can't make the ranch profitable and I failed, good bye Twitter".

 

[T.E.R.F]

I gazed into the asshole and some creature gazed back.

We got a shout-out!

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Rent free

But as someone said, troons can't leave Twitter lol. Especially isolated troons who live in the boonies like Bonnie. Without being constantly exposed to other degenerate people, he risks looking in the mirror and having some realizations he's not gonna wanna have.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Why, oh why did I click those spoilers.

I say that every time I click one and yet I still click them EVERY DAMN TIME. What the hell is wrong with me?

I hope Bonnie is off Twitter for good (lol, he's not -- because troon). But, I will be sad if Alyssa is off. She's so crazy that she spouts out stuff without thinking. We get a lot of good information about Bonnie that way. Way more than we get from his account. We used to think Bonnie was one of the more stable troons on the tranch, but Alyssa has shown us the truth like a modern day troon prophet.

Come on, Alyssa. Don't let Bonnie censor you. Where's Ezra? He shouldn't be letting you be controlled like this. What's the point in having these alters if there isn't one who can step in and advocate for your right to self expression?

 

[Miss Misery]

Spoiler that please, Mr/s Rocket.

It's MA'AM.

(not really*)

I think that was a xenforo issue however I'm very sorry to have accidentally shared a black hole.

Forgive me?

* Errr... I AM a natal woman but I don't give a shit if you call me ma'am or whatever because I'm not an insecure troon...

 

[stupid frog]

Alyssa, do you need someone from the farms to save you? Just wink your asshole twice if yes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Other fun facts about the MANatee:

Probably lives in St. Louis
Has a cooking Twitter
His abusive wife recently left him (yeah right)
All his back teeth are rotting and/or falling out and he doesn't care
Calls himself "Austerity Swift" but googling that doesn't bring up jack

But the ultimate thing that's so astonishing is that he's EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER TROON EVER. Like they grow these faggots in a vat or something.

Like I don't need to tell you he's a weird furry programmer chomo-coded deviant, because they all are.

I really want Daddy Null to bring us a Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe forum for Christmas, 'cause this one isn't really a Grade A cow on his own, but could be entertaining/horrifying as a sideshow.

 

[Oxyjen]

Come on, Alyssa. Don't let Bonnie censor you. Where's Ezra? He shouldn't be letting you be controlled like this. What's the point in having these alters if there isn't one who can step in and advocate for your right to self expression?

Free the Alyssa 12!

Other fun facts about the MANatee:

Probably lives in St. Louis
Has a cooking Twitter
His abusive wife recently left him (yeah right)
All his back teeth are rotting and/or falling out and he doesn't care
Calls himself "Austerity Swift" but googling that doesn't bring up jack

But the ultimate thing that's so astonishing is that he's EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER TROON EVER. Like they grow these faggots in a vat or something.

Like I don't need to tell you he's a weird furry programmer chomo-coded deviant, because they all are.

I really want Daddy Null to bring us a Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe forum for Christmas, 'cause this one isn't really a Grade A cow on his own, but could be entertaining/horrifying as a sideshow.

He does interact with Tranch people and our favourite power couple a Lot, so there’s the intriguing chance of a crossover of some kind anyway.

 

[Flour]

Alyssa should at least let her bird alter chirp on twitter.

 

[AGPinochet]

"Austerity Swift"

How deranged of a tranny do you need to be to make your tranny name "Austerity". Anastasia, Brandi, Lexxi. Violet, Crystal (and all it's variants), Jade, Destiny, Raven, Star, Skye and more are all common stripper/tranny names but fuck me imagine naming yourself a word most commonly associated with welfare cuts.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

How deranged of a tranny do you need to be to make your tranny name "Austerity". Anastasia, Brandi, Lexxi. Violet, Crystal (and all it's variants), Jade, Destiny, Raven, Star, Skye and more are all common stripper/tranny names but fuck me imagine naming yourself a word most commonly associated with welfare cuts.

I have a personal lolcow named "Avarice."

One of my friends says that trannies should be given a list of the most popular names the year they were born and told to pick one from the top 10.

Here are your choices, ya nonce:

1. Jennifer
2. Melissa
3. Amy
4. Jessica
5. Heather
6. Angela
7. Michelle
8. Kimberly
9. Amanda
10. Kelly

Die mad that the name "Jaidynn" wasn't a go-to in the late 70's.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I gazed into the asshole and some creature gazed back.

We got a shout-out!

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Curious timing. Do you think Bonnie is poking his head out to gloat about the tranch getting hit by a dust storm? Another thing that they prob created (like Earl) by being retarded with their land. Looks like we know who Kindness was targeting with her witch spell using what looked like Kevin's stuffie stuffing.

I don't really know shit about witchcraft, but in Alyssa's world, doesn't this mean it's going to come back at her or some shit? At least that's what I think I saw in The Craft or some such movie

 

[safety math]

Curious timing. Do you think Bonnie is poking his head out to gloat about the tranch getting hit by a dust storm? Another thing that they prob created (like Earl) by being retarded with their land. Looks like we know who Kindness was targeting with her witch spell using what looked like Kevin's stuffie stuffing.

I don't really know shit about witchcraft, but in Alyssa's world, doesn't this mean it's going to come back at her or some shit? At least that's what I think I saw in The Craft or some such movie

It’s supposed to come back to her threefold

 

[Bob_]

Taking bets now on how soon Boonie

It’s supposed to come back to her threefold

Dont forget she has hairy asshole magic protections to call apon

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Other fun facts about the MANatee:

Probably lives in St. Louis
Has a cooking Twitter
His abusive wife recently left him (yeah right)
All his back teeth are rotting and/or falling out and he doesn't care
Calls himself "Austerity Swift" but googling that doesn't bring up jack

But the ultimate thing that's so astonishing is that he's EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER TROON EVER. Like they grow these faggots in a vat or something.

Like I don't need to tell you he's a weird furry programmer chomo-coded deviant, because they all are.

I really want Daddy Null to bring us a Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe forum for Christmas, 'cause this one isn't really a Grade A cow on his own, but could be entertaining/horrifying as a sideshow.

As long as wedge never gets a thread.

 

[Orc Peon]

Like they grow these faggots in a vat or something.

Yeah, FEV vats.

 

[lamp shade]

“Lack of control over matters”

Confirmation the rest of the tranch told them to gtfo. Wild to think just a few months ago he was Phil’s right hand man.