DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Money not pouring in, Forza 5 suddenly isn’t looking too good anymore lmfao.

 

[YokuNama]

Here's the video of him calling Kimbo Slice a liar because he didn't tip him in a quick fashion even though his link is apparently broken.

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Mind you this guy contributes all the time. What a scumbag lmaooo

Also KimboSlice is now banned.



Tips aren't mandatory btw...

 

[hell is other robots]

Beyond all the excuses, Phil is way too lazy to setup a charity event.

Dreadful content aside, I'll never understand tipping someone so fucking ungrateful.

 

[h0g]

I know he's done it for a long time, but holding the continuation of a game over his audience's heads is super scummy. Why doesn't he hold polls or gauge interest BEFORE buying a game, especially one that's supposed to be on ongoing "chill" playthrough. Getting all pissy because you're not getting paid $75/hour is not going to improve your content Phil.

 

[Dashi112]

I know he's done it for a long time, but holding the continuation of a game over his audience's heads is super scummy. Why doesn't he hold polls or gauge interest BEFORE buying a game, especially one that's supposed to be on ongoing "chill" playthrough. Getting all pissy because you're not getting paid $75/hour is not going to improve your content Phil.

because of troll votes manipulating the results.

 

[capefear56]

Also KimboSlice is now banned.

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Tips aren't mandatory btw...

He's absolutely livid tonight.

 

[verymuchawful]

You dropped this, king.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Also KimboSlice is now banned.

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Tips aren't mandatory btw...

Isn’t this guy a long time tipper???

Phil just tossed him aside like a crusty cum rag. Crazy how volatile the pig gets when the positive support is “at the lowest it has been all year”. Looking forward to the gout-infused vitriol.

 

[Alt+F4]

Phil Burnell, "This year is gonna be a great positive year for the first time ever I'm gonna bite the bullet and I'm gonna go against my own personal philosophy to try to help others, I'm gonna do a charity event."
There it is, it's against his personal philosophy to help others. Dood, FFS. Timestamp from his Forza Horizon 5 gameplay today.

Big ups to
Blooper World Order
for the video

 

[Coomfucius]

“it definitely overstayed its welcome a bit, and now we can move onto other things.”

You’re the one who kept the game in rotation. It isn’t the games fault that you don’t have an entertaining bone in your body.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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“it definitely overstayed its welcome a bit, and now we can move onto other things.”

Your the one who kept the game in rotation, the game isn’t at fault that you don’t have an entertaining personality.

Careful Phil, you don't want to overdose on that Copium (aka gin) tonight. You might end up saying something even more stupid than usual that you'll have to backpedal/memoryhole in the morning.

 

[Dashi112]

*watches his daily wrap* hasnt Phil insulted Mexicans before?

also 35 games nominated, the only one with 2 votes ( i assume only 2) won

 

[Forbidden Math]

If Kimbo Slice was the same person as Timbo Slice then he's been a DSP fan since March 2018, at least that's the earliest point Pigpiggo has for DSP saying the name (with tons of other earlier mentions of "Akimbo" and other things unrelated).

 

[Surly Muppet]

He said so much bullshit in this rant that it's just unbelievable. This guy is fucking shameless.

You're lucky that you have a bunch of autists that don't know the value of money just paying for this bullshit.

Fuck you, Phil.

One moment in the rant stood out for me, and just emphasizes that Phil can't keep his shit straight and that he cannot be trusted to be remotely honest.

- Phil stated that he 'went against his personal philosophy' that charity should be private and chose to organize a charity stream on the grounds that influence was sufficient that he could do more good than harm (this apparently only applies to Phil as a viable reason). He emphasizes that this was a noble sacrifice for him because he was going against his personal beliefs.
- Phil then says that the stream had to be abandoned due to severe trolling (alternating between vague trolling and the copyright strikes in particular). The trolls made it impossible for him to do this, both financially and in terms of visibility because they would have undermined the stream.
- Phil then says that this moment made him realize that he would never be able to do a charity stream as long as the trolls were around and stalking him, and this led to the formation of his philosophy that he needed to give to charity in private.

So Phil posits this 'charity is secret' philosophy is some sort of cornerstone of his character and deeply ingrained. However, while spinning this bullshit story, he then briefly forgets this, and says that the philosophy was created in response to the trolls. He can't even keep track of when he adopted his important personal philosophy because he simultaneously wanted ass pats for going against that philosophy, and ass pats for being a victim who came up with this philosophy as a defense mechanism. He clearly gave up trying to have the lie make sense and just told a story that made him look like a great person/victim in every moment.

It's also just fundamentally retarded to go through a bankruptcy, beg for $10k each month, hold marathons for the taxes you can't afford, and then claim that filing your taxes to accurately report charitable contributions and receive tax credits is somehow ethically compromised. The way Phil does this is ethically compromised and financially incompetent. So, double retarded.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If Kimbo Slice was the same person as Timbo Slice then he's been a DSP fan since March 2018, at least that's the earliest point Pigpiggo has for DSP saying the name (with tons of other earlier mentions of "Akimbo" and other things unrelated).

Either that was a troll pretending tips won't work, or a real paypig being treated like the bitch that he is. So we win either way.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

This whole charity thing is such a buncha bull. Let me ask you all something. If DSP did an ahnest to god charity stream and it was legit, I know myself I would actually gain a TEEENY TINY SLIVER of respect for DSP, and I wouldn't actively troll him if he was trying to say raise money for kids or for Christmas or something, would you all? I am gonna go out on a limb here and say you all are probably decent people and wouldn't either.

But ofc DSP doesn't think that about us, all he thinks is we are "no good mentally ill pieces of shit" which is just his excuse to not give to anyone but himself, cuz well he is a piece of shit unlike, I assume, most of us.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Beyond all the excuses, Phil is way too lazy to setup a charity event.

Dreadful content aside, I'll never understand tipping someone so fucking ungrateful.

It's called cognitive dissonance and the sunk-cost fallacy. They all believe Phil is an "honest" guy, but when presented with evidence, they call it "fake" and "you're a detractor." However, there's no changing the minds of these people. They're going to keep drinking the gout-Aid and believe that if they keep tipping Phil, he'll "get out of debt.", things will change! Some break the pignoisis, some don't. Or, they piss Phil off just enough to get banned and they learn his true intentions: they're just walking ATM's to him.

 

[capefear56]

Nice thumbnail preview, Phil!

 

[LordPriapus]

He's legit just sitting there banning people after the stream ended lmao

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In addition to Witch Girl and myself, he leaned in on kimbo right before your screen cap.

 

[Agent Proper]

I am glad I re-streamed tonight. That was a top tier slow stream for the end of the driving game with so much hype that it crushed CoD. Amazing how even this hot new Game Pass game ended like a wet fast.

Phil's over the top 10/10 Mental gymnastics performance tonight during the Charity segment was solid.

Highlights included:

Phil is a good Catholic boy

Public Charity=Clout

BTS Charity is likely a dollar into the Salvation Army bucket and donating that Stationary bike to Good Will.

I lost it when he mentioned he was a good boy and had always been a good boy on YouTube...right...didn't call his fans faggots and to them to click the ads.