Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Porker LeVance said:
Pfizer two pump, thinking about doing the boost. They compliment my tattoo when I get the shot so I’m mainly doing it for self este
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Porker LeVance said:
Contracting the virus vaccinated means you don't go to the hospital and get hooked up to a ventilator and die. You sniffle at home and say "Oh my I feel a tad bit under the weather" and go back to fucking babes and/or hot bois
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Weird how my friends who contracted covid before the vaccine felt this way already. Turns out not being old or a fatty helps tremendously.
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
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Weird how my friends who contracted covid before the vaccine felt this way already. Turns out not being old or a fatty helps tremendously.
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800,000 Americans were not as lucky. It's killed people of every age group. Would you roll a dice if landing on 1 meant you get shot in the skull? Like, there's 5 other sides where you won't get shot, your friends all rolled 3's and 6's and only got pistol whipped.
 
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Porker LeVance said:
800,000 Americans were not as lucky. It's killed people of every age group. Would you roll a dice if landing on 1 meant you get shot in the skull? Like, there's 5 other sides where you won't get shot, your friends all rolled 3's and 6's and only got pistol whipped.
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330+ million Americans in the US total
Most fatalities are old people because dems stuffed covid positive people into nursing homes driving up the numbers
The rest are fatties who barely count as people.

Don't care, lose weight and take your vitamins.

Edit. 52 million positive cases, 800k fatalities.

800k/52M= 0.015384615384

So rolling a 100 side dice and get a crit 1. Assuming you are old and/or fat
 
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Porker LeVance said:
Contracting the virus vaccinated means you don't go to the hospital and get hooked up to a ventilator and die. You sniffle at home and say "Oh my I feel a tad bit under the weather" and go back to fucking babes and/or hot bois
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Only a couple percent of people wind up in the hospital--it's not a serious concern for most people. It was going to end COVID, and the reduced symptoms cope came along later, no matter how much people convince themselves otherwise.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Lol no you didn't. You just dodged the questions by rewording them and answer those. You still haven't shown where all these tens of millions of dead people are or explained why 99% of doctors and scientists are sociopaths who would kill themselves and their own families to make big pharma richer and to make themselves poorer. Oh, and you haven't explained why soccer deaths are lower than 5 years ago or admitted you were wrong about that.

I've literally shown you with the math why your claims are wrong, but instead you just change your claims and then deny the math because you're completely inept at math and logic.

You also demand an "INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATION", but then you also admit you do not trust any scientist or doctor and claim to know more than them (despite having no education beyond your special ed high school), so how would that even work?


What do you mean? Look at deaths. The counties that voted for the GOP, the political party you simp for because of your crippling autism turning you into a boomer, have the highest death rates and cases.

I've completely destroyed your claims, using your own sources. Instead you just flail around like a spaz and double down on your Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones rhetoric, just like a good boomer. The future is now, old man.
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You keep making calculations based on bad assumptions--I've already listed off the reasons they're bad, but you pretend I didn't, and continue to sperg about the and couple TV hosts. I pointed out the climb in deaths from recent years in one sport, along with similar deaths where they are also climbing.

You do understand that the lack of openness all along during this whole mess is WHY we don't trust any of these people, right? You assume that's the default because you assume your opponents are "science-hating" caricatures and not people who distrust the manipulators who won't make an effort to win back our trust.
 
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Nobue said:
You do understand that the lack of openness all along during this whole mess is WHY we don't trust any of these people, right? You assume that's the default because you assume your opponents are "science-hating" caricatures and not people who distrust the manipulators who won't make an effort to win back our trust.
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You do understand that all the insane nonsense you spew really only means sense at all if you literally think doctors and scientists are all some weird cult that would literally murder their own families just to pursue profits for Big Pharma? Nothing you say makes any sense otherwise.
 
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AnOminous said:
You do understand that all the insane nonsense you spew really only means sense at all if you literally think doctors and scientists are all some weird cult that would literally murder their own families just to pursue profits for Big Pharma? Nothing you say makes any sense otherwise.
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I do not trust the way this is aggressively pushed by people who's main focus is red jacket/blue jacket. You know if Trump were President right now, most of the vax die-hards positions would be reversed.

I do not trust advertisers, I do not trust government, and I do not trust multinational pharmaceutical corporations. I don't think I'm unreasonable, I do not trust any of the statistics put out by any government, and I'll take my god damned chances.

It's sick that people with my point of view are being coerced to take a vaccine that hasn't been tested to any of the standards we usually hold. If you're vaccinated, bless, it's probably fine. I don't want the fucking thing because it's being forced in a way I've never seen any medicine forced on people in my life. The camps are fucking scary. I have the opportunity to say hell no, so that is my position.
 
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murph said:
I do not trust the way this is aggressively pushed by people who's main focus is red jacket/blue jacket. You know if Trump were President right now, most of the vax die-hards positions would be reversed.

I do not trust advertisers, I do not trust government, and I do not trust multinational pharmaceutical corporations. I don't think I'm unreasonable, I do not trust any of the statistics put out by any government, and I'll take my god damned chances.

It's sick that people with my point of view are being coerced to take a vaccine that hasn't been tested to any of the standards we usually hold. If you're vaccinated, bless, it's probably fine. I don't want the fucking thing because it's being forced in a way I've never seen any medicine forced on people in my life. The camps are fucking scary. I have the opportunity to say hell no, so that is my position.
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I do trust that when five billion people have gotten a dose of something and nothing bad has happened to them, that it means that it actually doesn't happen. Because I'm not an absolute, drooling, spastic retard.
 
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AnOminous said:
You do understand that all the insane nonsense you spew really only means sense at all if you literally think doctors and scientists are all some weird cult that would literally murder their own families just to pursue profits for Big Pharma? Nothing you say makes any sense otherwise.
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Not at all. People take risks that they see as the lesser of two evils all the time, even when it endangers their children. A lot of people will do whatever they're told, no matter what.
 
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AnOminous said:
You do understand that all the insane nonsense you spew really only means sense at all if you literally think doctors and scientists are all some weird cult that would literally murder their own families just to pursue profits for Big Pharma? Nothing you say makes any sense otherwise.
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Stop wasting your time posting in this thread, it is the online equivalent of the special ed lunch table from high school
 
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