Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

Bets if Pippy-squeak-stalking has creeped

"I'm a Taylor Swift lookalike—I get thousands of hate messages a day"

On Taylor Swift's birthday, people do wish me a happy birthday too. I was actually born on the 13th, but not in December!

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He stalks on anything with a vagina so probably.
But looking so similar to Taylor AND living in Utah? I'm shocked he never went out of his way to try kidnap this woman, it might have been the straw that broke the camels back having such a temptation live right there in his hometown.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He stalks on anything with a vagina so probably.
But looking so similar to Taylor AND living in Utah? I'm shocked he never went out of his way to try kidnap this woman, it might have been the straw that broke the camels back having such a temptation live right there in his hometown.

Yeah, she'd be a good escort to convince the movers and shakers at Olive Garden that he was dating Taylor Swift -- or at least, a 9/10. So she'd reflect his awesomeness that way.

But she's still a knock-off. And she could never get him into the Biz, the way Taylor was supposed to. He was never going to stand on stage and receive the kudos all songwriters get when they go on tour. This woman didn't even have an illustrious career for Russ to take over and micromanage to his exclusive benefit.

In other words, she'd be great for polishing his Grammys, but she's fucking useless in getting him those Grammys, so... *shrug*

 

[AnOminous]

It's incredible that all of his losses didn't teach Russ that the problem was him filing these frivolous lawsuits at all, not the fact that he wasn't clever enough in the way he filed his lawsuits.

As dumb as his other lawsuits are, filing a lawsuit after signing a really ironclad, valid, enforceable arbitration agreement is the biggest exercise in absolute futility he's ever committed.

 

[DrJonesHat]

As dumb as his other lawsuits are, filing a lawsuit after signing a really ironclad, valid, enforceable arbitration agreement is the biggest exercise in absolute futility he's ever committed.

Do you think he realizes this is going to be a problem? I wonder if he even realizes that clause in the terms he agreed to. When Freemantle moves to have the suit dismissed and to move things to arbitration, I'm sure he'll scream that's unfair and he's disabled so he shouldn't have to follow the same rules everyone else does. What's a good ballpark figure on the arbitration fees? Is it possible he could afford to pay them if he wanted to?

 

[Constellationzero]

He stalks on anything with a vagina so probably.
But looking so similar to Taylor AND living in Utah? I'm shocked he never went out of his way to try kidnap this woman, it might have been the straw that broke the camels back having such a temptation live right there in his hometown.

Because she has kidzz. To shitheads like him, she is used/damaged goods. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[Meat Target]

Because she has kidzz. To shitheads like him, she is used/damaged goods. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

So does Heidi Klum, I think.

 

[DrJonesHat]

So does Heidi Klum, I think.

She has four. With the singer Seal, who is black. Her kids are mixed race. So, not only has she had sex with a man who isn't Russell Greer, she had the audacity to have sex with a black man!

 

[Meat Target]

She has four. With the singer Seal, who is black. Her kids are mixed race. So, not only has she had sex with a man who isn't Russell Greer, she had the audacity to have sex with a black man!

Nevertheless, he persists.

Anyone know if Erika has kids yet?

 

[AnOminous]

What's a good ballpark figure on the arbitration fees? Is it possible he could afford to pay them if he wanted to?

I'm not sure, usually it's less than a lawsuit would cost, but if you are an impoverished lunatic who gets to harass people for free, having to pay up front for it is fairly prohibitive, and this particular arbitration clause requires the arbitrator have experience in entertainment and the arbitration is in Los Angeles.

So I'm not sure but I'd make a wild guess it would be some pricey shit.

". . .THE ARBITRATOR SHALL BE EXPERIENCED IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AND AN ARBITRATOR LICENSED TO PRACTICE LAW IN CALIFORNIA OR A RETIRED JUDGE. ALL PROCEEDINGS BROUGHT PURSUANT TO THIS PARAGRAPH WILL BE CONDUCTED IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES."

Entertainment industry lawyers are not cheap. If anything, the reason AGT might file a motion to dismiss instead of to compel arbitration is it could actually be cheaper just to litigate in federal court.

I don't often outright predict things, but this dumb shit is dead in the water.

 

[Pee Cola]

In other words, she'd be great for polishing his Grammys, but she's fucking useless in getting him those Grammys, so... *shrug*

"Polishing my Grammy" sounds like a euphemism for "suck me my penis".

 

[AbraCadaver]

Probably. They could just file a 12(b)(6) to get a ruling on the merits, or send him a Rule 11 warning letter if they want to go after sanctioning the rat-faced little gimp to make an example of him. My guess would be they'd file a motion to compel arbitration, though.

He probably signed something similar or even identical to this:
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You note this includes an agreement to pay a share of the arbitration fees, which they will be wanting up front.

I just love the very real notion that Russell Greer, Super Court Lawyer Man, didn’t read ANY of this…just ran his dried-out eyeballs over it in a glance and told himself, “well none of this will ever come up, because I’m going to be A STAR!!” before he windmill-slammed the Agree To All button.

I doubt Russell even watches AGT. He probably just sees clips of it online and thinks "I could totally win that show, and then I'll be famous and Heidi Klum will suck me my penis!"

Russ has never watched a full episode of AGT. I say that with the conviction of God himself. Russ can’t even stand to see a photo of a strange woman on IG with a man with his arm around her, before he explodes in a fury of jealousy.

Watching a full episode of act after act get applauded and told they’re amazing and should be stars? Watching Heidi Klum smile her whore-painted lips at contestants who aren’t Russ, when she knows full well those lips are supposed be wrapped around Greer’s shriveled and bent dick, her hands offering up her bank account info to him and the business card of the Secret Board Of Important Men Of Hollywood who decide who gets to be famous and who doesn’t? Pretty much cheating on him and telling a bunch of non-Russ people that they’re talented?

Russ would fucking turn inside out with seething envy and rage. He’d be naught but a smoking crater by the end of the season, burned up in front of the telly. That should be him!!!

 

[DarkAlien]

Because she has kidzz. To shitheads like him, she is used/damaged goods. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

On IG he has hit on women who have kids, even comments on pics of both. Not sure where you got that notion from. It's having a man that's a deterrent and not all the time actually.

 

[ConSluttant]

If I read that arbitration clause Russ ALSO filed in the wrong jurisdiction. It should be in California even if it is in federal court. Yes? Or does it not matter so much in federal court? I always forget.

 

[Kumquat]

I don't often outright predict things, but this dumb shit is dead in the water.

It doesn't take a crystal ball to see he's absolutely fucked. Fremantle is going to squash him like a cockroach.

It just amazes me that this self-proclaimed bigshot law man doesn't grasp the concept of contracts and discrimination. He was allowed to audition, and he had to sign an agreement to audition that literally says "you can't sue us." He doesn't understand he's not an employee, so the ADA does not apply. He's fucking toast, and I hope we get some good tard rage from him at the end of it all.

 

[AnOminous]

If I read that arbitration clause Russ ALSO filed in the wrong jurisdiction. It should be in California even if it is in federal court. Yes? Or does it not matter so much in federal court? I always forget.

Even if they didn't choose to change venue to California pursuant to the agreement, they could still demand it be adjudicated under California law, which a federal court can do. Choice-of-law and choice-of-forum are both covered in this nifty little thing.

I ordinarily don't like arbitration clauses much but imagine trying to operate an entertainment business where every fucked up, talentless, retarded gimp who didn't get hired because nobody wants to look at that slurping and drooling and shit could sue you.

He agreed to AGT terms of service for auditions which included these parts:

I just figured out why there are two of these. The html version is the TOS for the website. The PDF is what you actually have to sign (among other things) to do the audition itself. They have really nailed this down, so you can neither sue them about the audition, nor try to sneak around that by claiming you're really suing over the website.

Another bit of professionalism I noticed is they do not bury any of this in fine print, leaving a frivolous plaintiff with no way to claim this was somehow deceptively presented. On one it's right up front in all caps, and in the other, it's a giant paragraph also in all caps.

If you know contract law, you know there is something called a "contract of adhesion," which is generally drafted by one party in a superior negotiating position, who tells you you can take it or leave it. When the terms of such a contract are ambiguous, they are interpreted in favor of the non-drafting party.

I hope he tries to claim that it's ambiguous and a contract of adhesion and therefore should be interpreted in his favor, because I love to see him fail at life and everything else.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It should be in California even if it is in federal court. Yes?

I believe so, yeah. Good point.

 

[Sona]

Because she has kidzz. To shitheads like him, she is used/damaged goods. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Not really sure where you got that from since he's tried to date (read: harass) a single mom before:

I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I ordinarily don't like arbitration clauses much but imagine trying to operate an entertainment business where every fucked up, talentless, retarded gimp who didn't get hired because nobody wants to look at that slurping and drooling and shit could sue you.

He's about to find out that the law was written to favor big corporations, and at that level, no cares or has to care that he's disabled.

 

[Constellationzero]

Not really sure where you got that from since he's tried to date (read: harass) a single mom before:

Because that was literally a one off and was one of his shorter arcs. People have one-offs all the time. My assessment, based on his long storied history, stands.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Imagine. You're a 10 year old kid. Your mom's about to introduce you to your new stepdad. The door opens and on the other side is this:


How fast do you run?