DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
his description of this new thing that just came out of no where. something no one knew about, the brand new thing NFTs was....I think I have brain gout now.
Games are not just his job, they are his hobby and passion.
This guy have no fucking clue about what is going on in gaming, besides his very limited Twitter feed.
I spent all of 10 minutes on this and I am unrepentant.
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10 minutes well spend I would say.
Just when I thought he could not be any more of a boomer.
Back here on the East coast, 'off to eat' means going out for something.
Well you see this is how he was taught to say it at school so it's NOT his fault.
Please don't tell me he uses Internet Explorer for everything.
Why would you think that not to be the case? Maybe someone can get him to talk about the hot new thing called AOL.
 
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Still can't believe she captured one of those pig people in Minecraft to do random trades (gacha) with and named it Phil. Based.
Do you have a source for that clip or stream, I'd like to see it. I wwouldn't be surprised if a few english VTubers know about Phil. Nyanners does but she's been around internet culture for a decade so that isn't a surprise.
 
Why would dsp avoid kof this time? The only sexy lady in this beta is Blue Mary and she is not over the top like Mai or Shermie.
Something, something....internet explorer.......something...something....boomer noises...something...something....he stayed late playing campaign.
 
Why would dsp avoid kof this time? The only sexy lady in this beta is Blue Mary and she is not over the top like Mai or Shermie.

cause he's playing halo for 2 hours and it's pointless to play KoF for an hour and a half, so get ready while he plays Halo MP for 2 full hours. Also there's a half naked big burly man this time with a cowboy hat so....I mean the early stream he had trouble repressing "the gay" and well.

Also fun fact, that having situational awareness, you being aware of other things and people around you takes skill and time but it takes no skill to learn a map in a game mode that takes skill to play but also he sucked at as he talked shit about people who couldn't hear him.

and you can't kill 3 people shooting a volley of bullets apparently.
 
cause he's playing halo for 2 hours and it's pointless to play KoF for an hour and a half, so get ready while he plays Halo MP for 2 full hours. Also there's a half naked big burly man this time with a cowboy hat so....I mean the early stream he had trouble repressing "the gay" and well.

Also fun fact, that having situational awareness, you being aware of other things and people around you takes skill and time but it takes no skill to learn a map in a game mode that takes skill to play but also he sucked at as he talked shit about people who couldn't hear him.

and you can't kill 3 people shooting a volley of bullets apparently.
Yeah Antonov would be right up Phil’s alley by being a combination of the Macho Man and the Hulkster.
 
it takes "24 hours for the video to change DOOD", he wants to edit the livestream playback down to that entire hour or so and make it public
Why doesn't he just upload the damn livestreams wholesale? Why is he pulling them down and chopping them up? He doesn't even upload the shit in order. Just set it so the stream goes up as soon as you end it, that's what literally everyone else does, and then they pay someone to edit down the good parts and upload that later.

Also, of course Phil uses fucking internet explorer...

Edit:Someone please teach this dude what "impromptu" means.
 
Do you have a source for that clip or stream, I'd like to see it. I wwouldn't be surprised if a few english VTubers know about Phil. Nyanners does but she's been around internet culture for a decade so that isn't a surprise.
Here is the stream from Gura's POV timestamped right after they lure the pig into his "gacha prison"
 
Why doesn't he just upload the damn livestreams wholesale? Why is he pulling them down and chopping them up? He doesn't even upload the shit in order. Just set it so the stream goes up as soon as you end it, that's what literally everyone else does, and then they pay someone to edit down the good parts and upload that later.

Also, of course Phil uses fucking internet explorer...
bc muh "ad revenue" honestly theres no fucking reason for it his channel would look so much better if he started just posting the full streams or hell he could run a second channel that is only streams and then post the short hour versions on his main channel but he's too lazy for that
 
So much for KoF! All that hype and looking forward have somehow disappeared.

I wonder what the excuse will be on Sunday. Can't wait for him to not download anything, claim to not have time to do beforehand and so, another Halo session will happen.
Do you have a source for that clip or stream, I'd like to see it. I wwouldn't be surprised if a few english VTubers know about Phil. Nyanners does but she's been around internet culture for a decade so that isn't a surprise.
I mean, Gura used to shitpost on YT, Mori is a boomer that also shitposts on her other Twitter, Ina is an actual MMO/gacha fiend and Kronii has made some old as fuck references too. Not surprising at all that they're up to date on internet drama.
 
Why doesn't he just upload the damn livestreams wholesale? Why is he pulling them down and chopping them up? He doesn't even upload the shit in order. Just set it so the stream goes up as soon as you end it, that's what literally everyone else does, and then they pay someone to edit down the good parts and upload that later.

Also, of course Phil uses fucking internet explorer...

Edit:Someone please teach this dude what "impromptu" means.
Because then he can't take out the embarassing part , like the membership meltdown of august(i think)
 
Because then he can't take out the embarassing part , like the membership meltdown of august(i think)
This is why I hate Dave, he is such a sneaky slimey cunt about this sort of stuff, that coupled with the gaslighting and he can't even be bothered to put effort into his bullshit lies.

Edit for the computer shit, phillip your computer will last a lot longer if you turn the fucking thing off, clean it and do some basic maintenance you fucking moron. You don't need to just spend 5 grand for a computer that you won't fucking use.

Phillip adults have friends and family you fucking child who needs mommy to hold your hand while driving you around.
Choke in your sleep
 
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