DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What DSP actually does during his holidays:

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Remember this is the same year he moved out to Washington and was completely broke from it.

I like the part where Leanna was going to stop playing and Phil demanded that she DO NOT DO THAT!

 

[That Anony Mouse]

What DSP actually does during his holidays:

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Remember this is the same year he moved out to Washington and was completely broke from it.

"she was going to skip the event, but ... It would have made it unplayable for her moving forward!"

He is the actual archetype of the mobile gaming whale. This is why they design games around people like this dude. Almost sad to see someone get swindled like this over jpegs.

 

[Watamelon]

Might be this one

Jesus fucking Christ, did he actually get told to shut up by Skisonic?

One of the most hated commentators around, basically booed at EVO because he basically had no knowledge of games he was casting, made painfully obvious during SF4's run?
And who disappeared after he sucked enough MrWiz D to get a scholarship grant? That got personally called out by Mike Ross and Kenny Omega?

Talk about being a bitch lmao.

 

[Iron Father]

DSP's old Christmas specials contained some truly autistic moments. Here's a few screenshots:

This musical/dance moment at the end of his 2012 special is truly something to witness. His home-defense hatchets even make an appearance!

The holidays really used to bring out Phil's true inner manchild like nothing else.

Edit: Well, they still do, but...you get what I mean.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Flash poll! I'm always confused by this so let's settle it: when is the CORRECT time to set up your stream??? So many streamers I watch say before the stream starts but Phil has never done that???

Before the Stream Starts?
During the Prestream?
While the Stream is Going and Complain About It?

 

[Elbe]

The Daniel Songer of video games.

 

[tzgnilki]

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DSP once again copying traditions from a movie, just like how he goes out to a chinese restaurant every christmas cause it was in a movie

and he really out here fact checking a movie that has flying reindeers in it lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Didn't he say during the charity rant that he was raised Catholic? How does he not know then that you're supposed to set up and decorate your Christmas tree during Christmas Eve? It's only the second most important Christian holiday so I guess it can be forgiven. And when it comes to other Christmas decorations it honestly doesn't even matter when you put them up.

 

[hundredthousand]

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Just ask one of your friends, Phil.

Oh right, you have none.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

DSP's old Christmas specials contained some truly autistic moments. Here's a few screenshots:

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This musical/dance moment at the end of his 2012 special is truly something to witness. His home-defense hatchets even make an appearance!

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The holidays really used to bring out Phil's true inner manchild like nothing else.

Edit: Well, they still do, but...you get what I mean.

For as absolutely terrible as that was, at least there was a modicum of effort put into making it.

 

[NaggotFigger]

DSP's old Christmas specials contained some truly autistic moments. Here's a few screenshots:

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This musical/dance moment at the end of his 2012 special is truly something to witness. His home-defense hatchets even make an appearance!

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The holidays really used to bring out Phil's true inner manchild like nothing else.

Edit: Well, they still do, but...you get what I mean.

It's still shit even if it was kicked up to a notch.

 

[Iron Father]

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What's the point of this faggot even putting up a tree in the first place? He's a grown ass man with no kids, friends or any extended family nearby. Is he putting gifts he bought for himself under it? He's so bizarre. He really needs to grow up, as stuffy as that must make me sound.

 

[Plastic Love]

Phil and this bizarre "mature adult" mythos he has concocted in his head, name a more iconic duo. Gotta have a wife and kid. Sex is a serious adult matter and you're a kid if you think it's fun or humorous (but gay and/or poop stuff is OK?). Gotta have my own house and my own car. Gotta have big boy bills to pay and lots of debt! Gotta drink after work to unwind like a real adult does. Gotta take care of the house and be super busy 24/7.

Meanwhile he is wearing unwashed pajamas at 11am cursing at ret4rds on Youtube while playing a literal children's game and begging for money. You got'em Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

DSP once again copying traditions from a movie, just like how he goes out to a chinese restaurant every christmas cause it was in a movie

and he really out here fact checking a movie that has flying reindeers in it lol

He would not get it like he does the KFC on Christmas in Japan and not know the real bsckstory if it's a thing Jews do because there was nothing else open to eat at on Christmas day.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil and this bizarre "mature adult" mythos he has concocted in his head, name a more iconic duo. Gotta have a wife and kid. Sex is a serious adult matter and you're a kid if you think it's fun or humorous (but gay and/or poop stuff is OK?). Gotta have my own house and my own car. Gotta have big boy bills to pay and lots of debt! Gotta drink after work to unwind like a real adult does. Gotta take care of the house and be super busy 24/7.

He's like some kind of alien that is trying to replicate living what it perceives to be a normal human life with the complication that it fears humans to the point it can't spend more than an absolute minimum of time outside its house due to the paranoia of people quickly realizing it has no social skills.

Its definitely all for show, of course, since the condo in the gated community is purely because he fears the general public and not because he actually needs a living space that size. If it wasn't for that sheer paranoia, he could easily live his life in a studio apartment because he does fuck all besides sit on his ass and burn gacha money.

I for one would love to see Phil's brain scanned in an MRI. Even though none of us here are experts in the human brain in terms of function, I think we've seen enough public media on the subject that we know brains are supposed to have different sections of it light up in MRI so it looks like it, y'know, is actually working. Phil's brain most likely would be a bit closer to "clinically dead" than the average person, I would think.

 

[SupSilver]

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> "in holiday attire"
> "DRINKING"
> "Feasting with the King AND DSP Tries It"

I've never seen someone try so hard to hype up wearing clothes, drinking alcohol and eating food while streaming. The lowest of low effort trash. Can't wait to see his pained facial expressions though. Should be a real romp.

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The woman he lets live in his spare bedroom and her cat. Great family Phil.

It's even more baffling when you consider he has repeated this marathon like 5 times and it always has the same problems. The games picked are either;

1) games people like that have nothing to do with christmas, are good games but there is no way he can get anything going in a 1 hour and 30 minute gameplay segment
2) shitty christmas games because there are no good christmas games
He never plays challenging multiplayer or challenge runs anything that fits the 1 1/2 - 2 hour marathon timeslot

The holiday attire is grating and obnoxious because phil doesn't understand the difference between celebrating a holiday sincerely and using it for horribly kitsch costumes .

He drinks about 3 real drinks on stream because he's a bloated diabetic alcoholic that can't drink beer and doesn't want to actually get buzzed in front of his audience. The fifth of Tanqueray mixed with sprite or MiO water is for mature adult WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!

There is always way too much dead air and you end up having to sit around for about 8 hours to watch 4 hours of real content.

Miserable, just miserable- the entire situation.

 

[cock flavoured seasoning]

Might be this one

So DSP was respected enough to be a mod , but decided to try to DERAIL a live tournament by being toxic in chat, and was de-modded and de-respected (even more)
Oh how the turn tables....

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This was another attempt by Phil to do the "I'm right, you're wrong and a fucking idiot. I'll prove it to you." thing. All because he said that he puts up his tree after Thanksgiving, and everyone else who doesn't is weird, and people told him to fuck off.

 

[Pargon]

It's even more baffling when you consider he has repeated this marathon like 5 times and it always has the same problems. The games picked are either;

1) games people like that have nothing to do with christmas, are good games but there is no way he can get anything going in a 1 hour and 30 minute gameplay segment
2) shitty christmas games because there are no good christmas games
He never plays challenging multiplayer or challenge runs anything that fits the 1 1/2 - 2 hour marathon timeslot

The holiday attire is grating and obnoxious because phil doesn't understand the difference between celebrating a holiday sincerely and using it for horribly kitsch costumes .

He drinks about 3 real drinks on stream because he's a bloated diabetic alcoholic that can't drink beer and doesn't want to actually get buzzed in front of his audience. The fifth of Tanqueray mixed with sprite or MiO water is for mature adult WWE CHAMPIONS TIME!

There is always way too much dead air and you end up having to sit around for about 8 hours to watch 4 hours of real content.

Miserable, just miserable- the entire situation.

Don’t forget that he inevitably turns into an ornery cuss well before the end of the marathon. Not that it’s unusual for him to do so but I figure it’s worth pointing out being that it’s Christmastime, a season typically (if unrealistically) characterized by happiness and joy toward and amongst one’s fellow man. Much like how Thanksgiving is a holiday for the giving of thanks.

Phil celebrating any holiday this season de facto turns him into a hypocrite, as he feels no positivity toward anyone for any reason, and he is physically incapable of expressing gratitude to the point that if he ever attempted to do so he would cause a matter/antimatter reaction and wipe out the entirety of the PNW.