DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil just admitted on his BegCast that he doesn't speak to pretty much any of his relatives or they're dead.

I do not get why Phil admits this kind of thing, he already knows that even the tards look at him funny over his lack of contact with human beings. He lies about so much, like when he says he's happy, but is completely honest in ways that show how much of a sad, misanthropic hermit he is. I really don't understand that.

The only thing I can chalk it up to is him being so dumb that he still can't connect the dots, no matter how many times the tards prod him about not having a social life. All he can think about is how annoying it is when he gets asked about doing something he doesn't want to do, which is go to the effort of lying about having a social life. Probably because he knows there will be a follow-up questions. That must be it, the fact that there's no end to it if he gives in and makes stuff up like the tards want. He's trying to keep the amount of lying he has to do on a daily to a minimum, especially on stuff he feels indignant over being grilled on.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What are we supposed to say to that? Nice?

Say "hi Phail" because he's obviously been reading the thread again

 

[LordPriapus]

Phil saying WE need to do some "serious grinding" to wrap up Lost Judgement in order to make way for newer games.

Translation: He's bored.

No, it's 100% to milk Slayer0804 . The supreme musleem denthead has been paying in the vicinity of $100 per lost judgment stream.

 

[Iron Father]

Does anyone have the video of Leanna asking for a real tree and DSP immediately shuts her down and says real trees are a pain in the ass? That video always cracked me up.

She asked for a real tree every year on those videos but this is probably the one you're thinking of. For my money the 2012 tree setup is funnier because it has him swaying for a fucking hour with a 20 minute preamble to his lack of goodwill toward men that fixates on the fact that he's unable to deal with his fans telling him John Rambo was better and funnier in project 7 than he was. Those window lickers were too dumb to realize phil actually designed the show to be this way dood.

There's also this moment, which was pretty funny.

Leanna: "Look they shed just like real trees!"
Phil: "Yep. Somewhat."
Leanna: "They just don't smell good or look as good..."
Phil: [awkward silence]

I would argue it's long term wolverine deprivation.

Sorry to be a joke ruiner but he got the fucking toy a year later. He wasn't deprived, he's just a faggot.

 

[Broomer]

That moment in time when the game says exactly what you think...:

https://youtu.be/uQCCpvNPvzE?t=9931

It's from Raw so no need to enable your adblock.

 

[Dona Morte]

As a person who dealt with alcoholics, I know it is an awful awful disease.
Phil had the history of being a creature without empathy to others.
I think it started when he chose not to pay Rambo but live for the love of money. Phil was always horrible, alcohol only exasperated this decline.
I always wanted to ask you this how bad is his alcoholism?

 

[BepsiLight]

That moment in time when the game says exactly what you think...:

https://youtu.be/uQCCpvNPvzE?t=9931

It's from Raw so no need to enable your adblock.

I find it hilarious he beat the whole game without realizing basic mechanics like jumping as soon as soon as you reach the end of the hook to preserve momentum, then when you land from that jump you can chain it into a slide and by the time you're done the hook is off cooldown and you can do it all over again, basically having full grappling speed all the time. Allows you to run away from chasing brutes extremely easily.
This game has one of the most satisfying movements in an FPS since the old Quake 3 style games and he's still playing it like a grandma.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I miss Snowkarl. He at least did it right and his presence dissuaded others like this from trying.

Snowkarl was fucking hilarious. I’ve said it here so many times, and I’ll say it again: regardless of how much of a cuck he is for giving Phil money - that guy knew how to get Phil pissed the fuck off, and whether or not it was intentional or he was just an autistic savant, he definitely was a better troll than the “ironic fans” or try-hard detractor channels (you can surmise for yourself who those are).

 

[RougeRed]

I always wanted to ask you this how bad is his alcoholism?

Hard to actually tell because he's still lying about/concealing it. He's still at the part where he rationalizes his substance abuse to himself as "deserved" or "necessary", so my guess is he's about as bad as it gets.

 

[BepsiLight]

Hard to actually tell because he's still lying about/concealing it. He's still at the part where he rationalizes his substance abuse to himself as "deserved" or "necessary", so my guess is he's about as bad as it gets.

Well, if anything we've got the receipts from the bank leaks, and if I recall correctly Totalwine was present at least once a week, usually more. But it wasn't just a gin bottle though, those were some expensive purchases. Maybe stocking up once a week?

 

[Broomer]

I find it hilarious he beat the whole game without realizing basic mechanics like jumping as soon as soon as you reach the end of the hook to preserve momentum,[...]

I was wondering about if it was Dave being Dave or the game not allowing the grapple hook to be used for smooth movement, like with Quake Threewave CTF (or the teleporter in UT), thanks for the information, have yourself a Kay-style "big old thoombs op".

 

[UaineRunei]

His hatred towards women is almost concerning. He hates every second he has to look at a woman's face, no matter who.

He made a joke about punching the bartender in the face or something... Like, joking about hitting an innocent woman? Where did I hear this before?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Well, if anything we've got the receipts from the bank leaks, and if I recall correctly Totalwine was present at least once a week, usually more. But it wasn't just a gin bottle though, those were some expensive purchases. Maybe stocking up once a week?

He could just have an expensive taste. You know Phil operates on the “more money=better” scale.

Hard to actually tell because he's still lying about/concealing it. He's still at the part where he rationalizes his substance abuse to himself as "deserved" or "necessary", so my guess is he's about as bad as it gets.

As bad as it gets - unlikely. True rock bottom would be just appearing on streams absolutely sloshed.

There are several times people say Phil comes on the stream drunk….I don’t see it….let’s not get Phil’s desperation to attract new viewers mixed up with being drunk. This is a guy who is perpetually at wit’s end.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

As bad as it gets - unlikely. True rock bottom would be just appearing on streams absolutely sloshed.

He doesn't necessarily come on to the streams drunk but past evidence has shown that he routinely drinks on stream or during break.

Whether or not it was brought on by alcohol but his 'bonus gem damage' slip always gets a chuckle out of me.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

There are several times people say Phil comes on the stream drunk….I don’t see it….let’s not get Phil’s desperation to attract new viewers mixed up with being drunk. This is a guy who is perpetually at wit’s end.

He has 100% shown up on stream drunk, not fall off the chair drunk more like ''feel good/numb the pain drunk''.

When he has trouble keeping his eyes open, pronounce normal words and tism rocking badly during his ''morning podcast'' that is him being drunk, you can see all these symptoms getting better as his podcast/therapy session goes on.

If he doesn't get a handle on his drinking it is only a matter of time before he will turn up ''at work'' sloppy drunk and give us the podcast to end all pod casts.


Todays therapy session and gameplay:
Him going over Xmas movies was an experience for sure, he really has lost the plot hasn't he?

I thought we were done bitching and whining about the girl missions in Last Judgement, but no he still keeps whining about it. 100% how a well adjusted mature adult in a loving relationship acts.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Watching Phil play any game Lost Judgment is excruciating.

Judgment was one of my favorite games in the past few years and I’m actually excited to play the sequel whenever I get the chance, but if I didn’t knew any better I’d believe the game is the worst piece of shit to ever be released based on Phil’s gameplay, fuck me.

 

[bajagoogoo]

I do not get why Phil admits this kind of thing.

Phil's wheelchairs will support him no matter what he says or does. That's all Phil cares about.

 

[Wormy]

Watching Phil play any game Lost Judgment is excruciating.

Judgment was one of my favorite games in the past few years and I’m actually excited to play the sequel whenever I get the chance, but if I didn’t knew any better I’d believe the game is the worst piece of shit to ever be released based on Phil’s gameplay, fuck me.

How do you think I felt watching him play Dead Rising 1?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I'm starting to have the belief that he got made fun of by girls at his middle or high school based on things that involve women in games. Since he has the most fragile skin I've ever seen, he probably brought that mentality of being made fun of by females over to his matoor adoolt lifestyle. He shows examples of having the mentality of a early high schooler in the early 2000's all through-out his 13 year begacy.