US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The Last Stand said:
Psaki was already tested positive for COVID at one point.

I assume if either of them attracted COVID, they'll either downplay it, hide it, OR commit the ultimate lockdown.
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Vyse Inglebard said:
Yeah! He'll be especially receptive to questions such as, "Who's President right now?" and "What day is it?"
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stop it corna chan take notice of your sarcasm

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tehpope said:
At what point do they just rip the mask right off, say fuck it, and go full authortarian?

"We're out here trying to make the future better but these stupid inbred mouthbreathing motherfuckers are standing in our way. No more."
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The Democrats can't do that until they've completely removed all legal methods of removing them from power.

Any move beforehand, and you will be risking kickstarting Civil War 2.

Oxous said:
One wonders why Biden still allows Special Council John Durham to dig into Hillary's involvement with the bogus Stelle dossier, but he does, for now. Durham's latest filings in court have revealed he's now investigating the Clinton Campaign. Said filings also indicate he might call in members of the campaign to testify in the trial of Igor Danchenko, accused of lying to the FBI. Looks like the rabbithole of Clinton's involvement in smearing Trump goes deeper!
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Biden still is bitter that Hillary fucked him out of the Presidency in 2016 AND publicly humiliated him by weaponizing his past history of plagiarism against him when he tried to whore out his dead son Beau's death by claiming Beau's "dying wish" was for him to "keep those filthy Clintons from reclaiming the White House" to build up support to challenge Hillary for the nomination in 2016.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Biden still is bitter that Hillary fucked him out of the Presidency in 2016 AND publicly humiliated him by weaponizing his past history of plagiarism against him when he tried to whore out his dead son Beau's death by claiming Beau's "dying wish" was for him to "keep those filthy Clintons from reclaiming the White House" to build up support to challenge Hillary for the nomination in 2016.
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What will his old ass do about it? Hillary would knock his ass down without breaking a sweat. PLEASE let that happen.
 
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Oxous said:
Biden has a new dog named "Commander". This is an event on par with Build Back Better in terms of importance to the President's agenda and is surely a sign of divine favor.
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Oh great more dog cringe account
Exceptionally Exceptional said:
My roommates all got it while I was visiting with a friend. One of them is 60 years old and in poor health and she survived it fine. Her brother has pretty much no immune system left due to the fact that he has AIDS from sharing needles with other junkies. He also survived it.

Kinda funny how I'm supposed to be afraid of a disease that a guy with no immune system survived.
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Have you told this to a insane vaxxer yet? I wonder what their response will be
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stop it corna chan take notice of your sarcasm

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Now I know this new variant is bullshit
 
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Oxous said:
Yeah we'll need the pity, Hochul is sending out state Gestapo to the counties refusing to enforce to do the job for them now. Direct contradiction from last week when she signalled that she would totally never do such a thing. I'll have to keep a closer eye on how this plays out politically.
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The inspectors should be disappeared, Mississippi Burning style.
 
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