I guess he’s talking about when the thing hatches out of the egg, it has to crack and break the shell open from the inside.
Kevin should have been born a trophy wife mooching off rich husbands with bad health conditions to have this kind of attitude. I think he is just genuinely impulsive and stupid rather than actively malicious towards Penny with this but damn, how cold he is to the farm and his mistress.
I’m sure he agrees…
That's ok, it means he'd still have to get devoured and ejected from the sugar baby/trophy wife scene because looks fade and he would still be too fat and lazy to try and make up for that. He'd likely still have a thread except it would be him being 50,000$+ in debt with 2 failed marriages, 2 kids he ignores, and a lousy dating life.
Even if Kev had been born a girl, he would still be too fat and way too ugly to be a trophy wife. Trophy wives are supposed to be hot. The only man who would ever find the female version of Kev hot would also be a complete loser and totally broke. I don't even believe there would ever be an alternate universe where Kev being a trophy wife is a possibility.
In short, FemKev would be the perfect trophy wife for his current, male version.
Kev should be thankful that the tranch are as incompetent and cultish as they are. Any serious, functional community would of thrown Kev out by now.
I see someone's never played Dungeons and Dragons. Biological women, usually deathfats, sometimes pair up with guys like Penny and think it's hilarious to push degeneracy onto the awkward male virgins of the group.
I'm sure he 100% agrees as he is an actual AGP.
Kevin's a disgusting person no matter which way you look at him so it's fitting he'd use such a disgusting metaphor. At least cracked eggs can be used to make compost for your garden. If you tried to use Kevin in your garden the same way you would compost, your garden is going to be more barren than the Tranch.
lol Kevin lives in seven layers of irony at all times:
He's the ultimate AGP. I doubt that there's someone out there who meets as many AGP stereotypes than Kevin does.
His choice of words is incredible, for instance calling the amhole a "banging wet pussy" is incredibly funny as it is neither banging (it a subpar for a neovag, and incomparable to the real thing), nor wet (it is sweaty, I won't call my ballsack or armpits wet), nor a pussy (an actual vagina doesn't heal itself, doesn't have an incredible amount of scar tissues and doesn't keep breaking, it is literally more anatomically similar to an axe wound than a vagina)
Anyone else read this in their head slam poetry style picturing KevG on the stage?
For me it was “Day in the life” by The Beatles.
Cracked troon eggs have a 41% chance to become maggot food. The only thing they are useful for.
"Living his best life"
