DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Lastly, I appreciated number 6. The number of games he skipped along with the amount of remasters he did play were illuminating. He fucking hates videogames.

I think he hates playing video games that kick his ass. Imagine if he had plaxed guilty Gear Strive. He would have quit it like he quit Virtua fighter. If we had a year with only Walking simulators he would play every one of them because those are the best for him: just talking (rather begging) and sometimes click a button.

Oh and Phil's entitlement is through the roof already. just think about it. He wants 150 $ per stream.. So simple math (yes I am gonna do it Phil): 300 * 6 days * 4 weeks = 7200 $ just in tips. He really wants 7200 $ each month in tips besides Youtube revenues. That is more than the majority of us make a month i'd wager. I wonder when he realizes that inflation is through the roof and his own bills get bigger ansd bigger (Total wine and groceries don't get cheaper doods)

 

[LookingCoolJoker]

I'm usually just a lurker but seeing Top 10 of 2021 for DSP I decided to make an account.

You, @ProvenWrong deserve a shout out for calling BOA and getting all the transactions of what he spends on.

All these videos saying they don't condone calling the number and getting the leaks but use the data are hypocrites.

You are Golden in my book.

Thanks for the Leaks because I feel not enough people appreciate what you did.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

with these halo streams not making any money cause it's halo, not that it's a bad thing, the game is quite fun in small doses but fun games don't make a stream. How long till he's gifted BF or CoD to take the place of Halo MP?

With the way the Tahxicity levels are going, how much the mask has been slipping recently, how obviously shit faced he is during his early stream and how desperate he's becoming the holiday stream could be just, chef's kiss amazing amount of gold dust or a complete dud where he's overly cautious cause he's consciously drinking and he'll do that stupid thing that perfectly fits his personality over act drunk.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

My view on Phil is similar to the death penalty.

I think rotting in a cage for the rest of your life is way harder than rotting in a cage for a bit and then being painlessly killed.

I want to see Phil struggle with his spending addiction until everything is taken from him and he's back in his parents place after Kat takes Jasper with her to her new boyfriends apartment. I want Phil to be so broke that his parents has to buy him a ticket back to their house on the Greyhound. I want to see papa Dave interrupt Phils streams asking him to be quiet as he's got work tomorrow.

And during all of this I want to see Phils WWE Champions roster still grow slowly. I want Phil to end a 15+ year career of making 6 figures end with him owning absolutely nothing. The pain and regret at this moment will be fucking unbearable for him.

If this happens we will know that karma is real and every bit of it will be his own doing.

Yeah to be fair mate you're right, it would be much better to see him cock it all up and slowly have to deal with and accept his failures. I just believe there will always be someone to bail him out, or he will find another way to finesse or scam the government.
I mean fuck me the bankruptcy was such a clear scam, and he even got a stimmy with his bloody income. I really think the chances of him just dropping dead are somewhat better simply because of his awful lifestyle.
However if given the chance, either situation works for me mate. Memes for both scenarios would be and will be right banging.

 

[Coomfucius]

Don't you dare get my hopes up cocker.
I want him to go clown mode, and actually have a stroke or something on stream. See him whinge in pain while his chat spams clown emojis thinking he's just being exceptional would be top content.

It would be hilarious if, in some Twilight Zone-esque twist, Phil continued to stream in a wheelchair with his brain completely fried beyond repair; he would be a spitting image of his own audience.

 

[capefear56]

I think he hates playing video games that kick his ass.

Genuine achievement doesn't drive him, because in his head he's already "the best overall gamer in the country". His actions are all an attempt to protect his preconceived beliefs delusions about his skill or ability to "git gud". If he actually had to prove this assertion through tests of skill, he would have those delusions dispelled very quickly and his fragile ego wouldn't be able to handle it.

He spends his whole life running away from actual challenge because he's a preconceived coward, as all narcissists are.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Shame the Top 10 came out before last night's rant, that was truly on another level of scumbaggery.

Yeah to be fair mate you're right, it would be much better to see him cock it all up and slowly have to deal with and accept his failures. I just believe there will always be someone to bail him out, or he will find another way to finesse or scam the government.
I mean fuck me the bankruptcy was such a clear scam, and he even got a stimmy with his bloody income. I really think the chances of him just dropping dead are somewhat better simply because of his awful lifestyle.
However if given the chance, either situation works for me mate. Memes for both scenarios would be and will be right banging.

I'd like to see him end up with something that requires a few days in hospital. Nothing serious, just enough to keep him from streaming for an extended period and lands him a large bill. Yes he'd be showered with tips upon his return. but it would be worth it to see him sweat.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We wouldn't know that he got a stroke on stream though, one side of his face already droops and he already has trouble speaking coherently.

Maybe he'll have a stroke on the other side and it'll even things back out.

 

[Brother Wind]

Shame the Top 10 came out before last night's rant, that was truly on another level of scumbaggery.




I'd like to see him end up with something that requires a few days in hospital. Nothing serious, just enough to keep him from streaming for an extended period and lands him a large bill. Yes he'd be showered with tips upon his return. but it would be worth it to see him sweat.

Id like that. Because thats not even money he could squirrel away into his vices. Thats some 4 digits he would have to raise and use. And that would kill him. So itd even be higher. And his fundraisers have been getting slimmer and slimmer.

I don't think there is a breaking point. But it would be another half life for his wheelchairs

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Giant unhinged rant about someones superchat that said that Phil should be more open minded that people cannot give him money because it's the holidays and we are still in a fucking pandemic.

Goes on to call the guy an idiot and that other people are getting money so he should too.
(Video clipped from Hate Army Watch)

ya know I didn't see this cause he's insufferable as of late, his game commentary, those random small amounts of it, ESPECIALLY HALO are like the SVU version of a shit talking gamer at worst at best when Ubisoft shows gamers on stage totally not scripted playing a totally not pre-recorded demo what ever next MP shooter everyone will forget about after a disastrous launch.

So I thought the most dumb shit entitled thing I would read today was Ethan from H3H3 hehe productions crying that he can't upload for a week trying to get pity bucks cause he has a living, rent, employees and members to worry about and ON CHRISTMAS! OH NOOOO!

I was even about to give PP credit where credit is due since unlike Ethan who is portraying himself as not knowing better that yt is volatile at best and one shouldn't rely on making a living and building a business on something that can crumble at the blink of an algorithm DSP knows that youtube isn't a stable form of an income, even mentions this in this video but then..

my god.

That smug look as this entitled thumb headed greasy haired balding skin walker mental patient arrogantly laughs and makes fun of what colored pencils said, which, I mean the SC isn't wrong.

What a cunt, I've never wanted to see someone experience a random surprise enraged silverback gorilla attack attack as much as I do right now. I'm not MATI more just disgusted..

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

However if given the chance, either situation works for me mate. Memes for both scenarios would be and will be right banging.

When he does keel over live on stream, what would the grace period be for posting memes about it?

Naahh just kidding I don't give a shit I'll be posting within the hour along with most of the rest the farms.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wonder when he realizes that inflation is through the roof and his own bills get bigger ansd bigger (Total wine and groceries don't get cheaper doods)

How long until we get inflation-adjusted tips goals?
"So guys *snort* according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics inflation in the US rose to 6.8% this year so I need to raise the tips goal to 160. Sound good?"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I won't be able to help but feel bad for DSP if something happens to him on stream because I'm just a decent human being. It won't last long though. The world would be objectively a better place without him in it.

 

[capefear56]

I won't be able to help but feel bad for DSP if something happens to him on stream because I'm just a decent human being. It won't last long though. The world would be objectively a better place without him in it.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Oh my fucking God, lately I've been noticing an increasing hatred of Phil in here. How hard is it to just point and laugh? I don't want to initiate this conversation again, but holy shit, it's time to stop.

Last time I was stoned, I visited Kiwi Farms and had a realisation: I love Phil. Not in a faggy way, obviously. I love him as a lolcow. No matter how shit or how amazing my life is, I can visit this website and make fun of this sad excuse of a man guilt-free. I take comfort in the fact that Phil will never change. This is good. Why would I want it to end?

STOP HATING PHIL!
His time will come.

 

[Jasper2K]

Oh my fucking God, lately I've been noticing an increasing hatred of Phil in here. How hard is it to just point and laugh? I don't want to initiate this conversation again, but holy shit, it's time to stop.

Last time I was stoned, I visited Kiwi Farms and had a realisation: I love Phil. Not in a faggy way, obviously. I love him as a lolcow. No matter how shit or how amazing my life is, I can visit this website and make fun of this sad excuse of a man guilt-free. I take comfort in the fact that Phil will never change. This is good. Why would I want it to end?

STOP HATING PHIL!
His time will come.

Lol calm down its always been like this. It comes in waves

 

[Kornheiser]

So what will Phil’s Christmas dinner be this year? The same thing from thanksgiving?

 

[Iron Hamster]

1420 consecutive login? Does that mean he's logged in every day for the past 1420 days? (3.8 years)

That's the way I understand it.

 

[Coomfucius]

So what will Phil’s Christmas dinner be this year? The same thing from thanksgiving?

Gin and leftovers from the past few days

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How hard is it to just point and laugh?

Very, because Phil is completely unwatchable except for panic mode when he's not getting money. I'm surprised people can be assed to hate Phil over the past year especially.