Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Old Fart]

Take note on the date of this one, this was a while ago:
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This tweet will self-implode into the singularity in 3, 2, 1...

 

[BallBuster]

Is it just me or is Kevryn seething and coping particularly hard today?

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Spoiler: Long

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(L) / (A)

Edit: another grift, King Tranny hurt his lungs or something so you should look at this picture of a sad dog and give the Tranch more money. I do feel sorry for the dog, I don't feel sorry for Kevin.

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Can’t work because of a dust storm a week ago… right. What happened to the 100k these faggots grifted? Why can’t Kevin do any of the work?

Also nice use of the wrong pronouns Kevin! Mxtress definitely won’t like that.

 

[Old Fart]

Also nice use of the wrong pronouns Kevin! Mxtress definitely won’t like that.

No punishment for you tonight!

 

[Lubby Smith]

Maybe there were too many POC neighbors. I haven't seen any black or brown people in Wedge's orbit. There's only the token black trans dude on the tranch.

Ackshually Wedge has a giant black marine tranny orbiter beautiful Black wife.

Spoiler: Slightly NSFW

Checkmate, wypipo

 

[FruitFever]

I guess he’s talking about when the thing hatches out of the egg, it has to crack and break the shell open from the inside.
Ya know, like in Jurassic Park.

Not to be autistic, but when the youngling gets out of its egg by itself, it's usually called "hatching". Kevin and his ilk, however, refer to "breaking" an egg, I. E. some retard smashing the egg from the outside.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

"Bi-Lesbian"? What the hell is that? It's like people who call themselves "non-binary trans", nothing makes sense anymore...

Ackshually Wedge has a giant black marine tranny orbiter beautiful Black wife.
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Kevin should have been born a trophy wife mooching off rich husbands with bad health conditions to have this kind of attitude. I think he is just genuinely impulsive and stupid rather than actively malicious towards Penny with this but damn, how cold he is to the farm and his mistress.

It's really too bad the Tommy Tooter>Troonicorn Ranch saga never worked out. This is literally Tom's philosophy towards his "transition". He is a cauldron of bitterness and envy towards the wealthy yentas he watched playing mahjong as a kid in Chicago while dads went to work. It's the most incel thinking there is: women have it on easy street and nothing bad ever happens to them.

I bet Coffee Talk on SNL was either a big turn-on for Tom... or a trigger for depression. No in-between, and I have no idea which. I would have loved watching Tom mentor/groom Kevin into the perfect uber-yenta housewife.

 

[AGPinochet]

What happened to the 100k these faggots grifted?

Gone, pissed away on guns, ammo, shitty chinese/leftoid made tactical gear, a tractor they have used maybe 3 times and fence supplies.

Why can’t Kevin do any of the work?

1. Lazy
2. Fat
3. Incompetent
4. Can't walk, has to waddle because of the amhole
5. Fat

 

[Hitman One]

A lot of cope in the air today, look at these deranged trannies.

Spoiler: Long

"neuroplural" , we used to call these nigga schizos, but that's an insult to genuinely schizophrenic people.

(L)/(A)

 

[kazuhiro]

He's the ultimate AGP. I doubt that there's someone out there who meets as many AGP stereotypes than Kevin does.

Kevin is the shambling embodiment of that old joke, "if I had boobs, I'd never leave the house."

 

[Old Fart]

Ackshually Wedge has a giant black marine tranny orbiter beautiful Black wife.

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Spoiler: Slightly NSFW

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Checkmate, wypipo

 

[Law]

Is neuroplural Transglish for "lonely"?

Anyone else read this in their head slam poetry style picturing KevG on the stage?

Well shit, now I am.
I wish trans poetry was actually that funny and entertaining. When I've encountered it in the wild it's always just some college girl with a buzzcut droning on about how special her clothing makes her. It was just the most boring shit, total snooze-fest. I'd rather watch Kevvie on his trike anyday.

Cracked troon eggs have a 41% chance to become maggot food. The only thing they are useful for.

I get how the 41% meme is good for a laugh, but none of these men are going to kill themselves (on purpose, I can't rule out accidents after seeing photos of their DIY work).
The threat of suicide is how they get away with everything and how they ensnare normies.

Not to be autistic, but when the youngling gets out of its egg by itself, it's usually called "hatching". Kevin and his ilk, however, refer to "breaking" an egg, I. E. some retard smashing the egg from the outside.

Holy shit. It writes itself.
Also breaking an egg kills whatever's inside it. They want to make other men just as miserable as they are to prop up their delusions.
It's like those funny old anti-drug commercials, "this is your brain on hentai and sissy hypno", smashes egg onto hot frying pan, making a huge mess.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Wasn’t feeling great, so called out of work today. Slept, ate a little, then went on the internet for a while.
Felt somewhat better, but a little out of sorts. Time kinda dragged.

I just realized this is what Kevin does every damned day
No wonder he has to buy his retarded plastic toys. There’s nothing else in his life.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"neuroplural" , we used to call these nigga schizos, but that's an insult to genuinely schizophrenic people.

At least schizos can live a mostly normal life when properly medicated. There ain't no fixin' these tranny niggas.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Merry Christmas, Kevin. Page 1800 is right around the corner and we couldn’t have done it without your insane, disgusting tweets. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

 

[BSC]

A lot of cope in the air today, look at these deranged trannies.

An alternate, more accurate version of this tweet:

Spoiler

 

[AGPinochet]

"neuroplural"

What the fuck is a Neoplural, I assume this is some kind of bastard hybrid between Neo-pronouns and Plural bullshit, but fake made up alter-egos can already have Neo-pronouns so my theory doesn't hold any weight. This is bullshit why do twitter trannies have to make up these retarded words.

 

[M3xus]

You know, with Christmas being this Saturday, I wonder if Kevin actually thought to buy something, anything, for the 2cute4cissies polycule he lives with. Or will he have to deal with the awkwardness of receiving gifts, but having nothing to give in return?

 

[stupid frog]

You know, with Christmas being this Saturday, I wonder if Kevin actually thought to buy something, anything, for the 2cute4cissies polycule he lives with. Or will he have to deal with the awkwardness of receiving gifts, but having nothing to give in return?

I'm pretty sure Kevin bought Jen and Penny something. Giving store bought gifts is the one thing he seems to be good at.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What the fuck is a Neoplural, I assume this is some kind of bastard hybrid between Neo-pronouns and Plural bullshit, but fake made up alter-egos can already have Neo-pronouns so my theory doesn't hold any weight. This is bullshit why do twitter trannies have to make up these retarded words.

Neuroplural. It's a special snowflakey way of saying plural, which in and of itself is already a special snowflakey concept.

 

[Hitman One]

What the fuck is a Neoplural, I assume this is some kind of bastard hybrid between Neo-pronouns and Plural bullshit, but fake made up alter-egos can already have Neo-pronouns so my theory doesn't hold any weight. This is bullshit why do twitter trannies have to make up these retarded words.

I'm thought he means he pretends he has "headmates" or whatever like Kevin Gibes Extended Universe character Kindless. Although to be honest I do genuinely believe that Kindless is insane and not just LARPing. Who knows, I hate these fucking retards man.