US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[HandsomeDan]

Just look at this demonic creature. All of them either look like Skeksis or or are on their way to looking like one.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The proof is that Fauci said so and FAUCI IS SCIENCE!!!!

All Hail Fauci: Bringing of vaccines and Smiter of beagles!

 

[Oxous]

"I'm not supposed to be having this press conference right now."

 

[Gehenna]

I don’t buy this Trump 5D inter dimensional chess master bullshit. I think that in 2020, he very much would’ve preferred to just win the election.

That being said, I can’t imagine that he’s too displeased with how things turned out.

Which is also my position. The Democrats exploding is all on them, their greed, and their attempt to fully topple a man who actually was and -is- fighting back.

 

[CrippleThreat]

"I'm not supposed to be having this press conference right now."
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Sucks that regime media and their controlled opposition will never dare ask the question on who the real president is because those Manchin questions, the agitprop fuel that they are, definitely riled the puppet man.

 

[Gehenna]

I idly wonder what the opposite of 5D chess is, where you just bumblefuck into something out of raw stupidity so hard everything just rots that you touch.

Whatever that concept is, is what we have here. You only could have gotten this through -advanced- stupid.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

What a boring conference. This admin would have more of my respect if Biden’s scriptwriters demanded Americans get jabbed or else be put in detainment camps.

As of now, they can only massage their own egos writing passive-aggressive warnings about how they won’t be sorry if we get sick and die.

At this point I think even the densest White House advisor has to know that getting any more aggressive about restrictions or coercing incentivizing people to get the jab is just going to lead to more embarrassing defeats and continued loss of political capital. Covid is over outside of the deep blue cities and counties, and even within them there are pockets of resistance. The Covid response is the one and only thing that the Biden admin is still clinging to an overall positive approval rating on, and even that margin is getting slimmer by the day. So all they have left is impotent posturing, designed more to assuage the egos of Branch Covidians than anything else, and hoping the blue states and counties take up the mantle of imposing more lockdowns and jab requirements.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Seasons Greetings from the Resident

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>When the filters make you LESS creepy than IRL

 

[Terrifik]

You know how people claim 3D chess to let your opponent win so that they can fall flat on their face?

I'm not saying that happened; I am saying the results are identical to that happening.

As others have said, if Trump was President, all this inflation and COVID and other stuff would be hanging on him for better or worse.

You also forgot the collapse of war in afghanistan.
which would of fully impeached him.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

You also forgot the collapse of war in afghanistan.
which would of fully impeached him.

No, cause Trump wouldn't have botched it up like Brandon did. He already had a plan ready to go, it was Brandon who said "FUCK YOU DRUMPF" and caused the deadly clusterfuck we have in front of us right now.

 

[HandsomeDan]

By the time they get all of these tests out, the "omicron" variant will be gone.

As a reminder as of this past Sunday in the UK:

37K+ positive cases

104 hospitalizations

12 Deaths

You almost have a more likely chance of being killed by a Dinosaur than dying from this case of the sniffles.

 

[Cuckoman]

so Biden surrounds himself with people who think he sould put more pressure on Manchin? Do they relaize the state Manchin is in that his voter turnout will be larger for his re election than before just because he continues to say no to Biden?

Yes, but also interesting to see all this focus on "it is all Manchin's fault" from all the democrats.
Surely, the progressives DO remember that only a short while ago they bent the knee on and allowed voting for the ingrastructure bill BEFORE voting for the BBB, because Biden himself had given assurances and promises to the progressive caucus that he would make the BBB pass.

Surely they must realize that while they always were suspecting Manchin would block the BBB, and that they insisted to vote on BBB BEFORE voting on the infrastructure bill was the only leverage they had to get the BBB to pass. And once again they dropped that leverage and bent the knee to Biden.
Just like force the vote, just like 15$ minimum vage, medicare4all, student debt relief, just like every single other piece of legislation that are important to them they bent the knee and once again got nothing for it.

Shouldn't they focus their anger at Biden instead? He was the one that got them to drop their leverage and bend the knee, promised them he would give them the BBB and then in the and failed to deliver. Had then not listened to Biden and bent the knee they could likely have had the BBB.


At some stage surely the progressives must realize there is a pattern here. And surely they must eventually realize that they can not trust or depend on anything Biden promises them because he can not deliver.

@Gehenna This surely must make things more difficult for the midterms? It is really not Manchin that fucked them over on BBB, it was Biden that fucked them.

 

[Ruin]

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Just look at this demonic creature. All of them either look like Skeksis or or are on their way to looking like one.

Is that a fucking Falmer from Skyrim?

 

[Oxous]

The Covid response is the one and only thing that the Biden admin is still clinging to an overall positive approval rating on, and even that margin is getting slimmer by the day.

They won't have that for too much longer.

Biden's just barely treading water now, and this is the issue he's done best on (in terms of public approval). Give a couple more weeks for Omicron to peak in the US with hardly any deaths and even FiveThirtyEight won't be able to deny he's underwater on this.

 

[Meat Target]

Do you sometimes just pause and wonder how we got here?

Well, you see, it all started when Nathan Grayson wrote a favorable review of Depression Quest, failing to disclose his prior relationship with Zoe Quinn...

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Everything is perfectly fine. Nothing to see here.
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So he's up there, without a mask. After being found asymptomatic. Coughing on everybody. During the rise of a variant which, according to the data we're seeing, slices through vaccines/boosters without much difficulty.

"I'm not supposed to be having this press conference right now."
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For christ sakes, just take this old horse to the back of the shed and shoot him already! He's become completely useless and can never race again. Someone buy a new horse that can perform better!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I come bearing good news for the holiday season:

Which is immediately spoiled by more demon babble:

The treatment of many of the 700 people charged so far with crimes stemming from the Capitol siege has been criticized by some as too lenient for people who allegedly attempted to forcibly overthrow an election. Prosecutors had a hard time keeping many of them behind bars pending trial, with judges instead granting home confinement with GPS monitoring. Kimberly Wehle, a former federal prosecutor in Washington who has been closely watching the Jan. 6 cases, said the treatment of many of the defendants sends the message “that these are ho-hum crimes.”

That's because they are, Kimberly. I suppose you have nothing to say about the Summer of Love, then?

“How many people in U.S. jails and prisons -- disproportionately men of color, and some for low-level non-violent offenses -- enjoy Christmas at home?” said Wehle, now a professor at the University of Baltimore School of Law. “To state the question is to answer it: It doesn’t happen.”

Take three guesses as to her skin complexion:

Spoiler: Hint: Mayonnaise is darker than her.

Go fuck yourself, Beach Wehle. Let these brave PATRIOTS enjoy their Christmas in peace.

 

[The Nothingness]

What a boring conference. This admin would have more of my respect if Biden’s scriptwriters demanded Americans get jabbed or else be put in detainment camps.

As of now, they can only massage their own egos writing passive-aggressive warnings about how they won’t be sorry if we get sick and die.

He says those who are not fully vaccinated should be concerned. I'm only concerned about those closest to me turning on me

 

[Terrifik]

can't wait for the 5th in 4months or less

 

[GuntPunt]

Yes, but also interesting to see all this focus on "it is all Manchin's fault" from all the democrats.
Surely, the progressives DO remember that only a short while ago they bent the knee on and allowed voting for the ingrastructure bill BEFORE voting for the BBB, because Bidem himself had given assurances and promises to the progressive caucus that he would make the BBB pass.

Surely they must realize that while they always were suspecting Manchin would block the BBB, and that they insisted to vote on BBB BEFORE voting on the infrastructure bill was the only leverage they had to get the BBB to pass. And once again they dropped that leverage and bent the knee to Biden.
And not, just like force the vote, just like 15$ minimum wage, just like every single other piece of legislation that are important to them
they bent the knee and once again got nothing for it.

Shouldn't they focus their anger at Biden instead? He was the one that got them to drop their leverage and bend the knee, promised them he would give them the BBB and then in the and failed to deliver. Had then not listened to Biden and bent the knee they could likely have had the BBB.


At some stage surely the progressives must realize there is a pattern here. And surely they must eventually realize that they can not trust or depend on anything Biden promises them because he can not deliver.

@Gehenna This surely must make things more difficult for the midterms? It is really not Manchin that fucked them over on BBB, it was Biden that fucked them.

Progressives are the most uppity nigger cattle. They whine and complain about their situation and who gets to be their representative but they always fall back in line when needed.

They know who's fucking them over but are too afraid to point the finger and fracture the party, so they get dragged along while whining about student loans.

See: all of reddit and Resetera.