US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I found out today that yet another of my friends from my social circle who was double vaxxed suffered a miscarriage, that's 3 in the last few months just from people I went to high school with. I know at least one woman who was otherwise healthy, exercised and dieted, yet dropped dead of heart issues not long after getting vaxxed. There have been some other vax recipients I know who have died but she's the only one I actually know died of heart failure and I knew her well enough to know she lived healthier than most people I know.

To date not a single person I have personally known to have died from covid was someone I would have said was "healthy" in any other scenario and one of them was already in the hospital for cancer.

And yet Biden, who would have us all believe that the WuFlu will kill us and our childrens childrens children to the 13th generation in our sleep if we don't take every booster he advocates, is "asymptomatic" and on stage without a mask.

Love to see it.

Like miscarriages are sad but if it means the bugmen and their harpies can't reproduce then I say let them vax themselves to the max.

 

[Sithis]

Like miscarriages are sad but if it means the bugmen and their harpies can't reproduce then I say let them vax themselves to the max.

Eh, I understand the sentiment, and these were people who had the option of listening to everything. But that's the issue, these people get guilt tripped, threatened and beat over the fucking head so much with it, that they feel they have no choice. One of my friends went and got it because he had been told by someone else that the hospital wouldn't let him in the delivery room to see his kid if he wasn't vaccinated, and he panicked without even checking with the hospital which would have told him that is NOT the policy. These sickos are using emotional leverage, and when that fails they use financial leverage in the case of employment mandates etc, to force people to do something they know is probably dangerous for them. I don't think any of these people I know would have touched it if they legitimately felt it could pose a risk to their kids down the road. Hell the one that announced her miscarriage today was barely even far enough along to start showing.

 

[Trianon]

@Trianon



On the surface this sounds like getting slapped with a feather, but I can see how they're subtly throwing him under the bus.


LOL--this is a joke. Even when his brain wasn't pudding, I can't see him resolving anything, much less being a master detail oriented negotiator. Talk about propping up.

Some clerk was probably told to craft a Biden "response" using fourth-hand information...and here we are.

Yup, even if Biden was a master negotiator (lol) at one time, he's incapable of it now. He nodded along with whatever Manchin said and then let his staff figure the rest out, or he himself had a fit and ordered them to knife Manchin. So their choices are either admit Biden sucks, Biden has no control of his staff, or Biden's brain is mush and he's not in charge, period.

Methinks Schumer wants to smoke out the other senators that are currently hiding behind Sinema and Manchin. I don't think it's as much a show of strength as Schumer thinks it is, however.

The senators in hiding are probably not in super-progressive districts. Voting for the BBB could hurt them, and not voting for it could hurt them. They could easily calculate that they'll get more mileage out of joining Manchin, so Schumer could end up losing MORE votes and fucking the Dems even more. He's putting his party in a no-win situation that could just be avoided by keeping the focus on Manchin.

I idly wonder what the opposite of 5D chess is, where you just bumblefuck into something out of raw stupidity so hard everything just rots that you touch.

Whatever that concept is, is what we have here. You only could have gotten this through -advanced- stupid.

You can't fight what you don't understand.

Democrats don't understand a man doing something because he likes America and good business and who is too prideful to take bribes. They cannot predict his actions and can only project onto him what they would do. The more mud they sling at him, the more their own black souls are revealed. He "I'm rubber, you're glue"'d them into political death.

I found out today that yet another of my friends from my social circle who was double vaxxed suffered a miscarriage, that's 3 in the last few months just from people I went to high school with.

I think people just don't realize how common miscarriages are already. Yes, we should look at what odd effects the vaccine can have on the body, but three women in my family have all had miscarriages and later had successful pregnancies. I'm sure you know as many women who have dealt with it, sometimes privately, before they've even told anyone they were expecting. I would just resist jumping to that conclusion because it is SUCH a crapshoot in the best of times.

 

[X Prime]

Honestly, what Biden is going to do is simply let blue states issue the mandates to cover for him.

He wins regardless because state mandates will stand no matter how draconian.

 

[Sithis]

I think people just don't realize how common miscarriages are already. Yes, we should look at what odd effects the vaccine can have on the body, but three women in my family have all had miscarriages and later had successful pregnancies. I'm sure you know as many women who have dealt with it, sometimes privately, before they've even told anyone they were expecting. I would just resist jumping to that conclusion because it is SUCH a crapshoot in the best of times.

And that is a very logical line of thinking, and you could very well be right. I'm not trying to say "vax = miscarriage" but it does seem very strange to me that 3 women I know who are in the prime of their life (25 is the youngest 32 is the oldest) and having miscarriages along roughly the same timeline. Granted one of them has had a kid before which I believe poses a risk down the line but the other two were set to be first time moms. Maybe it is just I'm primed to be suspicious or maybe it's just because there was like some weird spring baby fever this year with these people, idk.

 

[Compositesludge]

Eh, I understand the sentiment, and these were people who had the option of listening to everything. But that's the issue, these people get guilt tripped, threatened and beat over the fucking head so much with it, that they feel they have no choice. One of my friends went and got it because he had been told by someone else that the hospital wouldn't let him in the delivery room to see his kid if he wasn't vaccinated, and he panicked without even checking with the hospital which would have told him that is NOT the policy.

Hooooly shit. On the plus side, if that was somebody associated with the hospital who told him that, he's probably gonna win enough in damages to cover his entire early retirement.

 

[Gehenna]

Honestly, what Biden is going to do is simply let blue states issue the mandates to cover for him.

He wins regardless because state mandates will stand no matter how draconian.

The problem there is it doesn't -gain- him anything. Blue states are already in his camp, save for ones brought within reach due to everything fucking up. The policy needs to extend nationwide to see any return on it... but that is also why it's so toxic.

 

[X Prime]

The problem there is it doesn't -gain- him anything. Blue states are already in his camp, save for ones brought within reach due to everything fucking up. The policy needs to extend nationwide to see any return on it... but that is also why it's so toxic.

I'm looking down the barrel of losing solid employment over it, so I am extraordinarily bitter. Don't mind me, I'm incredibly grumpy about the whole thing.

 

[Terrifik]

Enjoy the pardon friendS

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1473415904562135041

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2021-12-21/u-s-justice-dept-says-inmates-sent-home-due-to-covid-19-will-not-be-returned-to-prison

 

[X Prime]

Wait what, excuse me?

Who was let out again?

 

[elite_club]

All these coincidences that just happen to look like Freudian slips are making me hopeful that it's really happening. Trump getting Covid was boring because nobody ever really believed he would die but it's an actual possibility with Biden.

My fringe theory: they’re going to kill/disable Biden to put Harris in, have her salvage what they can, and hope that is enough to carry them into the midterms and 2024 from the sympathy vote

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

If Leftists could recognize patterns they wouldn't simp for negros.

If leftists could recognize patterns, they wouldn't be leftists.

Wait what, excuse me?

Who was let out again?

The dogs.

 

[Terrifik]

Wait what, excuse me?

Who was let out again?

By Sarah N. Lynch

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Justice Department on Tuesday announced it would not force federal inmates who were sent home due to the coronavirus pandemic to return to prison once the emergency is lifted.

The decision represents a major reversal for the department's Office of Legal Counsel, which previously had issued an opinion which said the Bureau of Prisons had no legal authority to keep inmates at home once the pandemic emergency had subsided.

It also marks a victory for criminal justice advocacy groups who have fiercely lobbied the department and the White House to take steps to ensure that law-abiding, low-level inmates would not be forced back into prison.

“Thousands of people on home confinement have reconnected with their families, have found gainful employment, and have followed the rules," Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement.

In 2020, Congress passed the CARES Act, which broadened the Justice Department's authority to release low-level inmates into home confinement during the pandemic to ease crowding and reduce the spread of COVID-19.

But in January of this year, the department's Office of Legal Counsel issued a controversial opinion which found that once the emergency is lifted, the federal Bureau of Prisons "must recall prisoners in home confinement to correctional facilities" if they do not otherwise qualify to remain at home.

Dozens of advocacy groups including the American Civil Liberties Union, the Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights, the Justice Action Network and FAMM - a group that opposes mandatory minimum sentences - have urged the Justice Department to overturn that opinion.

They have also pressed the White House to use its clemency powers to commute the sentences of those who were sent home.

Garland said on Tuesday that he is also planning to direct the BOP to launch a rulemaking process that will ensure that inmates in home confinement will "be given an opportunity to continue transitioning back to society" and will not be "unnecessarily returned to prison."

(Reporting by Sarah N. Lynch in Washington; Editing by Matthew Lewis)

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2021-12-21/u-s-justice-dept-says-inmates-sent-home-due-to-covid-19-will-not-be-returned-to-prison

Did i stutter?
I can make it worst if you like?

Reversing Trump policy, Biden's DOJ says federal inmates released into home confinement during COVID won't need to return to prison when the state of emergency ends

Thousands of federal prisoners sent home to reduce the risk of spreading COVID-19 won't need to return behind bars after the pandemic emergency is over, DOJ said on Tuesday.

www.businessinsider.in

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2021-12-21/u-s-justice-dept-says-inmates-sent-home-due-to-covid-19-will-not-be-returned-to-prison

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I can make it worst if you like?
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Reversing Trump policy, Biden's DOJ says federal inmates released into home confinement during COVID won't need to return to prison when the state of emergency ends

Thousands of federal prisoners sent home to reduce the risk of spreading COVID-19 won't need to return behind bars after the pandemic emergency is over, DOJ said on Tuesday.

www.businessinsider.in

Just more kike tricks from the AG

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You also forgot the collapse of war in afghanistan.
which would of fully impeached him.

It's would have, not would of

 

[celebrityskin]

Yes this is real. My grandmother was already contacted about getting hers.

 

[Trianon]

And that is a very logical line of thinking, and you could very well be right. I'm not trying to say "vax = miscarriage" but it does seem very strange to me that 3 women I know who are in the prime of their life (25 is the youngest 32 is the oldest) and having miscarriages along roughly the same timeline. Granted one of them has had a kid before which I believe poses a risk down the line but the other two were set to be first time moms. Maybe it is just I'm primed to be suspicious or maybe it's just because there was like some weird spring baby fever this year with these people, idk.

I'm grateful I haven't known anyone who has sudden problems after getting the vaccine (yet). I hope it is not related in your friends' cases, but one of the worst parts about the whole pandemic is not knowing what information is important and not being able to trust anyone to investigate it for you. We still can't even say how the virus or vaccine works, and that spikes stress for everyone.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Imagine being some Tech CEO and your kid is discussing their wealth privilege while your HR department is up in flames again because the troon nigga who was sexually assaulting people on the daily is now calling for union creation.

Then, as you sit in misery at your expensive desk where the cocaine and escorts used to be before that got old and tiresome, you watch the news were an old man rambles about how not racist he is while fist fucking the economy.

Must be a nice ride.

1. Most tech CEOs don't raise their kids, let alone have physical contact with them. If they can't pawn the child rearing 100% to the wife, Tech CEOs invest in kennels (IE boarding school and various summer and winter break camps ala Archer to warehouse them during the summer and school break periods so they have zero contact with them) or live in nannies or childless housekeepers who serve as the female version of a cuckold by raising another couple's child for them.

2. Most of them, once cocaine and hookers lose it's edginess, move on to meth and crack and all sorts of sexual perversions (many of which are super illegal) to get their kicks, since being a tech CEO gives you money to do all sorts of deviant shit while the HR department reign unopposed in the company causing all sorts of evil shit.

 

[JosephStalin]

 

[Livecorpse]

https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2021-12-21/u-s-justice-dept-says-inmates-sent-home-due-to-covid-19-will-not-be-returned-to-prison

Did i stutter?
I can make it worst if you like?
View attachment 2818926

Reversing Trump policy, Biden's DOJ says federal inmates released into home confinement during COVID won't need to return to prison when the state of emergency ends

Thousands of federal prisoners sent home to reduce the risk of spreading COVID-19 won't need to return behind bars after the pandemic emergency is over, DOJ said on Tuesday.

www.businessinsider.in

Like the state of emergency will ever end in the first place.