DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

He’s anyones dog when it aligns with his own personal greed. Twitch could demand him to shit in his mothers mouth for a 2 year immunity of being banned for anything and he would be on the first flight to Connecticut to do the deed. He will go back to Twitch at the earliest opportunity.

 

[Balr0g]

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

He would have to build numbers before he even will be eligible for partnership again. And even more: he isn't even an Affiliate. He won't go back to Twitch (I am willing to eat my words on that one ). When Twitch bans one of their highest rated streamers (Chenk's nephew) over a racial slur and even kicks another lefty (Vaush) completly out do you think they will take this pig with his oddly shaped head back?My guess would be

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

Depends on what happens with gifted memberships on youtube

 

[PyroAlert]

I really enjoy that the bands Blondie and Nena are now both confirmed detractors for blocking a couple of Phil’s GTA videos. It sounds like Spider-Man is close to getting a classic lean in manual ban too.

 

[Wormy]

The fact there is a single digit amount of whales keeping his head above water so he can pay his basic bills and afford groceries, won't be sustainable forever. One fairly serious large bill/accident/medical emergency regarding him or the horse and/or cat, and DSP will be fucked.

How long have we been saying that, though?

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

Wouldn't you if they let you get away with shit for so long?

I really enjoy that the bands Blondie and Nena are detractors.

99 Dma strikes, floating in the Youtube sky
Panic bells, call the paypigs
There's destractors here from Kiwi Farms
The ebegging machine springs to life
Opens up one eager cry
Focusing it on the whine
As 99 DMA stirkes go by....

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

@Frank West
We might have been saying that Phil is only on big real emergency away from being in real trouble for a while, but that does not make it any less true.

I can understand (sort of) why people who want to see Phil get some ''karma/justice'' might become impatient and angry/pissed off when the see him continue to stumble through life and somehow still be doing all right.

But with how things are going Phil continues to paint himself into a corner. He STILL haven't gotten a handle on his taxes, he is paying back taxes but nothing in the bank leaks show that he is putting money aside to pay upcoming taxes.

There is still the foreclosure. He can't control his spending in any way shape or form, blowing any money he has on DD, gatcha, gin and crap to make himself feel better.

Personally I'll just follow the freakshow no matter what, but I'm not gonna lie I would enjoy it a whole bunch if he got smacked down hard by life at some point, but if that doesn't happen then to quote DSP ''it is what it is'' and my favorite Telenovela continues.

So again a real emergency, health, something real with the condo or divorce and he in in deep shit as I highly doubt he can milk his whales for that much.

 

[john_g]

I can watch him beg and squirm for the rest of his miserable life forever XD

throwing away all principles and selfrespect he has left and having to do the exact things he hates so much

 

[Chandler Bing]

Honestly in my opinion Phil deserves less ridicule than the whales do at this point. the reason he's so arrogant, entitled, and demanding lately is because they do nothing but enable him. He'll always be a bitter, greedy person but he wouldn't be so upfront about it if he knew he couldn't get away with it.

Personally I don't even care what happens to Phil. It's annoying how he says some of the weirdest dumb shit to the literally mentally retarded young men in his audience. Like when he was playing that high school anime game and started bashing males and going on about toxic masculinity.

Just waiting for the inevitable log out that's coming in the next few years.

I'm certain Phil will log out because inflation is not going anywhere. The well will dry up. Mark my fuckin words.

 

[Gergg]

That's what i figure too, one day there's going to be flashing lights outside the snort fort as some poor paramedic has to scoop up the mess PP burnell left behind (its phil so he's going to fuck up the first few attempts). He'll wage quit life before ever demeaning himself with a "9-5 job for suckers"

 

[detractorzer0]

That's what i figure too, one day there's going to be flashing lights outside the snort fort as some poor paramedic has to scoop up the mess PP burnell left behind (its phil so he's going to fuck up the first few attempts). He'll wage quit life before ever demeaning himself with a "9-5 job for suckers"

I don't know. I feel like he's got too much pride to off himself. If anything he'll ride the sinking ship all the way to the Mariana Trench, blaming detractors the entire way down.

 

[Chandler Bing]

I don't know. I feel like he's got too much pride to off himself. If anything he'll ride the sinking ship all the way to the Mariana Trench, blaming detractors the entire way down.

This

Phil will literally sail this sinking ship into port and stroll away in the end whether it ends good or bad for him and in the end he will most likely survive.

 

[Broomer]

Slow, I know, I was on a "not a break" for "not long".

You'd think a "content creator" who has a 13 year legacy begacy would at least pick different thumbnails

Making thumbnails is too much work my man, you have to realize piggy's working harder than he's done in his entire existence, - prob. harder than any known humanoid since the big bang - starting up Photoshop on top of that, how do you think he could ever have the time? (the thumbnails are automated via YT, YT's thumbnail maker is a confirmed detractor, the first AI based one...maybe...not too sure about all of them)

I remember him saying once that once the bankruptcy was granted it would free up so much money and he would be caught up and out of debt and out of this hole he was in. He then got the bankruptcy and called it as a win. The begging never stopped. The tips goal only went up since.

He is a fool.

The fool's not him, he's the idiot with enough knowledge to scam the fools

That's the way I understand it.

Where's @TJGamebox or an1337 when you need them? (they should know)

Apart from shit you need to do to stay alive and things you do on the daily, like "watch TV/surf the 'net/play vidya gaemz", (in general terms, not specific things/sites/shows/games) what does anyone do every day for 3+ years? (I could maybe think of someone making up a classic car or similar, but they'd be making something, this retard may produce some cum looking at sweaty man jpegs for Cobes' sake)

Edit: ESL or some shit to hide my inability to write shit properly...

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

 

[BepsiLight]

and/or cat

Nah if Jasper ever has any serious and costly emergency he will beg for the money endlessly, pocket it and just put the fucker in a plastic bag and take him to the dump and when anyone asks about it they will get an insta LIMB. Jasper, cat and kitty will be added to the forbidden word list.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Will Phil go back to Twitch in 4 months when he is eligible for partner again?

He could've got affiliate back in October. It's unclear if he applied and got denied.

Personally I don't think he will apply for partnership as he slandered Twitch like crazy after the removed him from the partnership program. And just viewing his streams on YouTube he's gotten worse.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

He could've got affiliate back in October. It's unclear if he applied and got denied.

Personally I don't think he will apply for partnership as he slandered Twitch like crazy after the removed him from the partnership program. And just viewing his streams on YouTube he's gotten worse.

He would've needed to stream on twitch for 30 days before applying.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He could've got affiliate back in October. It's unclear if he applied and got denied.

Personally I don't think he will apply for partnership as he slandered Twitch like crazy after the removed him from the partnership program. And just viewing his streams on YouTube he's gotten worse.

He could have streamed on both Twitch and YouTube (assuming he could make that work, big ask I know) to rack up the hours on Twitch and milk tards on both sites.

Combine that with what you said about him shitting on Twitch, it does seem unlikely that he will return to Twitch. The only scenario I can think of that will make him do it, is if he get booted of YouTube or get demonetized.

 

[Broomer]

Nah if Jasper ever has any serious and costly emergency he will beg for the money endlessly, pocket it and just put the fucker in a plastic bag and take him to the dump and when anyone asks about it they will get an insta LIMB. Jasper, cat and kitty will be added to the forbidden word list.

Correction; He'll ask for help for Jasper that's "too sick to be shown on stream" state something about "thanks you guys, you saved him *prayer hands*" when he reached the tips goal and then LIMB anyone asking to see Jasper:
"Do you want me to show him on the stream when he's asleep, recovering, really, you dumb fuck, you want me to wake him up to do that you stupid idiot? Fuck you and your mom, NO REALLY, fuck YOU and YOUR MOM" (sound good? ok, fair enough!)

 

[Iron Hamster]

Personally I don't think he will apply for partnership as he slandered Twitch like crazy after the removed him from the partnership program.

Using the hateful slurs he says he doesn't say.