Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Fatty, please.

Of course she cannot be a weed delivery driver. It's not even worth thinking about, it was just more blubbery talk out her ass.

Keep in mind that at her last job (and all of this she copped to, I am embellishing nothing) she constantly ate at her desk all the time, called in sick frequently, snuck out of work early, lied about her qualifications, hated her superiors, blamed her predecessor for being irreplaceable, blamed patients for being morons, didn't understand what her tasks were, did not know how to complete her tasks, claimed people singled her out because they don't like overweight people, had a combative attitude, griped that she was underpaid, and thought the job was beneath her. All of this is stuff she has admitted to, making her the ultimate employee from hell. Yet, she feels she was unfairly dismissed and has grounds to sue.

We have seen her work ethic at her chosen profession as well. She cannot stuck to a schedule, she cannot plan content, she believes herself superior to everyone, she treats her clients like shit, she lies and is deceptive, she is unclean, she has a nasty attitude, she rushes through things, she takes unpredictable time off, she defies all authority, she has literally stolen money, she gets wasted, she provides zero for extra pay, and she believes she is overworked and underpaid.

No weed distributor would suffer her for a single day. Never mind that she would fail the drug test if she even showed up on testing day. She is the type who would get bored and tired after the second delivery and would toss the rest of the deliveries into the weeds, coming up with some retarded excuse. She is too lazy and stupid to follow schedules or routes. She would get high all the time. She would get robbed.

But she would never even make it past the hiring process. There are plenty of people who have spent years as drivers and delivery persons as their occupations, doing their work competently and conscientiously. Many of them are not 400 pounders with freaky makeup, dirty clothes, and gaping bald spots who screech and giggle at inappropriate times.

This is just her usual tactic of fantasizing about something, announcing it publicly, and basking in the glory of achievement without lifting a finger. We've seen it constantly from her before, and we'll see it again.

I don't doubt she is feeling some kind of financial pinch, and she must be at least a little worried about it to even float the idea of getting a job "for fun". She is broke enough that she thinks an extra $1K-$2K will solve all of her problems, which it wouldn't. But it is all moot. She has one calling: livestreaming, and she is doing all she can possibly do to fuck that up. In the end, she will fuck it up; there is nothing in her life that she hasn't eventually fucked up. I think we are getting close, too. The more she schemes ways to make money, the more likely she is to run afoul of something serious and get her paycheck yeeted. When she was just shoveling food into her mouth for a living, her channel was never really in jeopardy. But with drugs, accusations of violence, superchat money, PayPal, repurposed donations, tax sperging, and a growing army of activist haydurs in play, she puts her channel at significantly greater risk.

This is never gonna be a success story. The future is dark for her; make no mistake.
 
I've been playing the Candy Beeze as I missed it - and she's now realizing that being a weed delivery driver would not be so cool because she can get 'hijacked'. I think she means carjacked.
Well, given that she looks to have zero street smarts, doesn’t know about keeping your head on a swivel, always streams everything she does, and only cares about her surroundings in order to gorge on food without disturbance (and even that may seem like a thing of the past), she’d certainly be carjacked in the wrong neighborhood.
 
Typical Cuntal thinking she would walk into a weed store and they would drop to their knees, grateful to have her on staff. When she said she'd tell them she's a You Tube star and her life is a train wreck in the interview, she probably meant it, FFS.

I mean who wouldn't want to hire someone who has not one favorable work characteristic, any work ethic, cannot stand long enough to serve customers, is never not high, and smells? Sounds like a dream employee. SMFH.
 
You can tell that New Year's Eve is approaching when Chantal breaks out the "New Year/New Me" nonsense.

Taking nutritional supplements? Check.
Deciding what to do with her hair, once and for all? Check.
Delusions of employability? Check.
Dreams of "doing something" like growing/selling artisanal weed? Check.
Pretending to have plans and friends and being soooo busy over the holidays? Check.
Sudden, unwarranted confidence re: spontaneous weight loss? Check.
Acting like she has a life/future/anything other than mukbangs/Cokey drama/weed from now until the day she croaks? Check.
 
she posted a community post about shes a butthole for just waking up but suddenly deleted it.
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She spent a while at the end of her last stream trying to decide on a realistic time for today’s so she wouldn’t miss it and settled on 12pm but, as always, that ship has sailed. Lol.

Same thing @Marf posted, but with the comments.
I have never in my life had an alarm clock that “turned itself off”. She lies about the dumbest shit. We all know she can’t stick to a schedule.
Edit: I realised I misread this and she is openly admitting she turned it off herself. Goddamn.
 
This working at a dispensary dream is the same as Pee working at a library. Although with Pee formal education is required (for higher positions), Chins doesn't have the basic knowledge to work with weed at all. Gorl didn't even grasp the concept of dank. She thinks it's totally cool to get wasted on 500-1000mg of edibles.
Just like becoming a Paige at the library this is a highly coveted position. She doesn't know anyone personally enough on the inside to actually help her get a job there.
If she were lucky enough to even get an interview, she would blow it because as someone previously stated she wouldn't be able to help herself in bragging about her "YouTube status" and then boom 💥 all of her driving completely wasted, nodding off, and running over curbs would pop up.
 
I skimmed and didn't see this mentioned here. Did you guys catch the reason for all this ridiculous job talk? The weed store sent out a mass text advertising driving positions. A legit, "You can make $2,000 a week!" mass text.

This absolute moron thought they were personally inviting specifically her to apply. More than once she said, "They know who I am and still want me to interview!" She said she replied to the mass text with, "I like weed and have a car, lol." They asked if she'd be available to interview. She's already announcing her plans to take the job and possibly take an imaginary clerk position with her very own fat stool.

I hope one of the idiot VIBs would have set her straight, but she went on about it for quite a bit so I guess no one told her the job advertisement text had absolutely nothing to do with her. It's so hard to tell where the stupidity ends and the narcissism begins with her.
 
Fattty is done for. She will never, ever be employed by anyone ever again. Her fate is to be living with Kim and collecting disability payments until she croaks, which will not be for a while. The YouTube income is unsustainable, she is unable to take care of herself, she lacks any innate sense of self-preservation, she is mentally retarded, and she is on a Death By Jen downhill slide. There is nothing she can do now except what she is doing, and you can time it on a stopwatch.

The smugness and livestreams will carry on, because those are literally the only two things Chantal is capable of. She cannot bathe, wash her face, do laundry, clean house, feed cats, drive safely, cook, do Only Fans, suck a dick properly, create content, wake up to an alarm, make phone calls, inhale joints, walk up some stairs, sleep without a machine, finish sentences...
 
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This working at a dispensary dream is the same as Pee working at a library. Although with Pee formal education is required (for higher positions), Chins doesn't have the basic knowledge to work with weed at all. Gorl didn't even grasp the concept of dank. She thinks it's totally cool to get wasted on 500-1000mg of edibles.
Just like becoming a Paige at the library this is a highly coveted position. She doesn't know anyone personally enough on the inside to actually help her get a job there.
Not sure how it is in other parts of the world, but library page jobs here are usually given to high school students/college students as a part-time opportunity where I'm at that could also be because a high school diploma is the equivalent of a bachelor's degree where I live. They aren't hard by any means - put the books back where they belong - but you'd be surprised with the amount of people who can't even do that properly. Peetz would never be able to work at a library, he doesn't have the social skills or know how to be of any use to chief librarians/catalogers/library systems people/etc. Do you know the kinds of patrons most of these places get? Unemployable people who take it upon themselves to be their communities closest equivalents to Tommy Tooter, being a nuisance to both staff and patrons alike. Pee would freak the fuck out.

Same with Chinny. She would never be able to do this weed delivery job because it would actually require her to go out and deal with customers - she can't even decide if she likes or dislikes her VIBs on a good day, so I'd hate to see how she interacts with these customers just trying to get their weed - giving them unsolicited advice when she doesn't even know how to inhale properly. Plus she explicitly commented on how most delivery drivers "have other people in the car with them" while they work - I'm sure this is the perfect opportunity for her to force Nader to drive around with her while he sings Arabic music and makes these people's weed delivery stink of cigarette smoke.

TLDR; Both Pee and Chinny are completely unemployable in both these industries that they supposedly have "a lot of experience in" (not so much for Pee and libraries, but Chantal and weed on that end). Chinny even said herself that she hates writing resumes, and looking at her LinkedIn shows that she has a considerable gap in her employment/volunteering. They could never work "normal" "jobs" because they're both too lazy. Full stop punctuation.
 
My theory on Chantal offering her a job at a pot place is probably so that Chantal is promoting their business. Like a free plug, a so-called SPONSORSHIP only she's employed by them.

ETA is another theory - she's going to spend big until the end of the year thinking she can 'write' off anything she buys and will go on a spree.
 
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This working at a dispensary dream is the same as Pee working at a library. Although with Pee formal education is required (for higher positions), Chins doesn't have the basic knowledge to work with weed at all. Gorl didn't even grasp the concept of dank. She thinks it's totally cool to get wasted on 500-1000mg of edibles.
Just like becoming a Paige at the library this is a highly coveted position. She doesn't know anyone personally enough on the inside to actually help her get a job there.
These jobs are not that hard to score. I have a friend that worked in a library for many years and had zero experience and the dispensaries where I live are begging people to come work for them. It's not like these jobs are amazing and so top tier. I agree that Chantal would NOT be able to handle an actual job where deadlines and expectations exist but stop acting like they're "highly coveted."
 
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