[December 23, 2021] Holiday Christmas Event (Speculation + Bingo) - The Yuletide Holiday Celebration of Giving DSP Money He Desperately Needs Right Now

How much time will Phil's "breaks" add up to?

  • 1 hour

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • 2 hours

    Votes: 12 31.6%
  • 3 hours

    Votes: 15 39.5%
  • 4 hours

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Total voters
    38
  • Poll closed .

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It's that time of year again:

The following thread is a placeholder and primer for the DSP Christmas event.

This year is the FIFTH annual Christmas marathon for DSP. Below is some lore and relevant videos on the event in past years.


Starting in 2017, the first Christmas Marathon was made possible after Leanna (Pandalee) left Dave (DSP) that spring. Although there was no explicit "tips goal" there was hard begging from Dave who was famously asking for donations to "save the house". It was during the usual holiday Ask the King session where he received 1k from Santa Claus.

From 2017 onward the holiday marathon became a key event in the begging calendar for Dave, right up there with Tax season, the annual summer drama and Thanksgiving.

The past events and videos have been covered significantly, including the older videos of Dave and Leanna decorating the tree with commentary on Christmas. My personal favorite that I often go back to during the holiday season are Tevin's videos on both the 2017 marathon and the Back in Time series.

This event is worthy of massive speculation, as the Christmas marathons tend to have a substantial amount of gold dust, retconning, and revisionism. The first 2017 event was initially a pity party, and over the years it has now morphed into a pseudo-begathon.

Speculation gives us an opportunity to predict the nature of this event, as well as have a little fun with a Bingo card. But before we can speculate, here is the schedule as of 12/20/2021.

[December 23, 2021] Christmas Event (with info from the Pig's mouth)

Gaming "Marathon" (Being voted on in the Community tab of DSPGaming)

  • The Forest (Confirmed by channel member selection)
  • Skyrim
  • RE4
  • Dead by Daylight
  • Portal 2
  • Shante: Half Genie Hero
Feasting with the King "Asian themed" (Being voted on in the Community tab of DSPGaming)
  • Filipino food
  • Vietnamese food
  • Thai food
[December 24, 2021] Ask The King (Only 1 Stream)

Ask The King

  • (Questions have not yet been asked for.)
If you haven't figured it out yet... The holiday marathon and Ask the King are falling on two different days to maximize begging. This has been the case since the last event in 2020.


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Areas of Speculation

The point of this thread is to discuss what could happen during the marathon and ATK, and I have organized a few topics worth debating:


1. DRINKING: Will he drink? And if he does, what happens when he gets pig-tipsy?
DSP has claimed he will be drinking during the Christmas marathon, and he will be choosing hard liquor over beer (beer being the usual holiday choice for the pig).
Up until 2020 it was a bannable offense to ask Dave to drink during the marathon. This was in response to the 2018 event where he acted all muh depreshun following like 3 beers. Keep in mind Kat was already living in the WAkhando during this event.
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A recap of 2018 if you missed it.

2. TIPS GOAL: Will there be a Tips Goal? What will the Tips Goal be?
If you can believe it, there has only ever been one tips goal in the history of the Holiday Event. It was set at 2k back in 2019. Will there be a goal this year?
If there is a goal will almost certainly eclipse 1k, but it is unclear how much. Also, will he hit this large goal?
Keep in mind, in 2020 he was super specific about not having a tips goal we will see if 2021 is as "chill".



3. RAGE QUIT: Will there be a rage quit or a bored quit for one of the following games?
Most marathons get a bored quit or two, especially after the first 20-30 minutes. What games have this potential? It should be noted RE4 and Skyrim are supposed to be transitioned into regular playthroughs after this marathon.


4. MASSIVE 1K+ TIP: Will there be a large tip from Planet Dead Wife or another whale?
The reason for the stream. Will the paypigs come out in force? Will PDW get work off or will the usual 1minuteman 25 tip come through?


These are the main areas I believe will get touched on, some more far fetched than others. Please do what you do best and add your own topics of speculation, this is just a starting point.
After some discussion I will add a bingo card for those who are looking to play along.


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Minor Areas of dubious speculation:

5. Parents Health: Will Mr. and Ms. Burnell and their health make a sob-filled appearance?

6. 10+1+1+1 Year Legacy Segment

7. New Financial Crisis?


I will continue to update this post, as I had several videos embedded for context and lore that were lost after a site error, I will work to put these in.

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EDIT: BINGO card added!
 
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Tips are going to be from the same "people": Merdok/OneMinuteMan/SilentBob/Nocouture.

He will probably get most of the money during his fake mukbang. At the end of the stream he will start asking for more money, regardless of how much he has.

Derich will show up and say goodnight 15 times.
 
Tips are going to be from the same "people": Merdok/OneMinuteMan/SilentBob/Nocouture.

He will probably get most of the money during his fake mukbang. At the end of the stream he will start asking for more money, regardless of how much he has.

Derich will show up and say goodnight 15 times.
I would include Pastryarchy, Slayer, and Gametrekker in there too.
 
A few other things I'd add:

* The 2017 Christmas Begathon was the first "modern" begathon where he set a very high fundraising goal and claimed he would be in imminent danger if it was not met. The begging was nothing new but the urgency and specificity were.
* Phil was crying poor more than usual before the first begathon: I'm not about to create an Instagram account to find it but he posted a photo of himself in long sleeves with pale fingers claiming he could not even afford to turn on the heat.
* The 2017 begathon money was really used to fly Kat in from Michigan, which was either the first or second time they met in-person (I can't remember if she also flew out over the summer). At the risk of stating the obvious we have no reason to believe the house was ever in any real danger of foreclosure, having the utilities cut off etc.

Edit: For the questions
Games: He will probably ignore the poll results because of "trolls" and pick his own instead. He will pick Shantae so he can moralize about how he is married, plus one of either Portal 2 or Skyrim because they are safe. I realize this would not fill the entire time but I'm not sure which of the horror/Halloween games he will pick.

Feasting with the King: Phil will claim to like whichever one he picks as part of his mature adult persona. The only entertainment we can hope for is if the spice is too strong and he makes a fool of himself trying to pretend he can handle it.

1) Very unlikely. If it's planned he'll take a few sips and pretend to be tipsy, if he's had a terrible night he might actually get drunk but won't cop to it on-stream.
2) No, he's missed the goal on the last few begathons and the new scam of having a goal which "resets" every $50 seems to be working just fine.
3) Yes.
4) Only if you count $1k in multiple donations from the same person using multiple socks, Phil has been upset lately that the whales are doing all the lifting and he knows that a $1,000 donation all at once or multiple large donations from the same person turn off the regular donors. I agree with Oliveoil that there will be complaints about how more people are not tipping even if the total is good.
5) Yes, he hasn't used that in a while and his own money problems haven't brought in donations as much recently
6) Of course, probably with salt about how everybody has betrayed or ditched him.
7) Yes, he recently lied about how the bank leaker stole money from him and he had to pay an attorney to fix it so I expect he'll go all-in on that. Based on a recent rant I'm sure he plans to spend that money on a staycation/second day off a week but it's almost certain to go into gacha.

For my own guesses:
Kat will be brought up at least once but only for pitybux, not to show how great his life is, us dang dirty trolls will get a shoutout, and we'll get at least one rant about how he deserves a nice life/wants to do something with his life besides rotting in the Snort Fort.

Now I may just be a humble shitposter with a "Silence of the Lambs" avatar, but I can't point to anything besides Phil himself keeping him from doing more with his life. It doesn't even have to be big, I'm sure there is a state park or something near him.

With all this being said I don't expect anything that new or titillating - Phil knows how to balance guilting his donors without giving us anything interesting, and the kinds of things which make him break down and say too much (can't play WWE Champions, marital problems, in real financial distress) are out of our hands unless Santa Nigel realizes we Kiwis have been very good and doxes either a whale or his new WWE guild for our CWCmas present.

Edit X2: Added spoiler tags to cut down on length.

EDIT X3: I have my own questions to add:
1) How long will prestream last?
2) How long before Phil sends out an emergency begging tweet?
3) How many people will get banned?

My guesses are 75 minutes, after he quits the first game he's playing, and 25 respectively.
 
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The three games have been decided: RE4, Skyrim and The Forest (which the last was previously confirmed)
I love how the games are literally the last to be mentioned in the description of the event. If you saw this without knowing Dave you would think this was an ad for a drunk doing a mukbang.

Also, you gotta love the 12:30PM start for the ATK, he is probably anticipating a dive into the Total Wine haul after the stream ends and subsequently waking up from a booze coma at 11:45AM the next day.

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There are a lot of interesting predictions in the thread so far.

After reading twattycake's post I think we should have some speculation on how many breaks this guy is gonna take. The 8hr advertised marathon will probably be closer to 5 at the max. Probably only 3 hrs of gameplay. That is my guess.
 
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The three games have been decided: RE4, Skyrim and The Forest (which the last was previously confirmed)
I love how the games are literally the last to be mentioned in the description of the event. If you saw this without knowing Dave you would think this was an ad for a drunk doing a mukbang.

Also, you gotta love the 12:30PM start for the ATK, he is probably anticipating a dive into the Total Wine haul after the stream ends and subsequently waking up from a booze coma at 11:45AM the next day.

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There are a lot of interesting predictions in the thread so far.

After reading twattycake's post I think we should have some speculation on how many breaks this guy is gonna take. The 8hr advertised marathon will probably be closer to 5 at the max. Probably only 3 hrs of gameplay. That is my guess.
>Street Fighter Throwback Stream
What's there to throwback? How much he get's his ass handed to him, even by LowTierGod?
 
>Street Fighter Throwback Stream
What's there to throwback? How much he get's his ass handed to him, even by LowTierGod?
It's for him to relive his "glory days" by playing a shitty port of SF2 on dead consoles, he looks for scrub lobbies where he can dunk on scrubs for preferably the entire stream duration and ducks good players who destroy him, calling them no-life losers and thinking that it's their life's mission to beat DSP at Street Fighter when most players who hand him his ass except Gojitenks don't even know who he is, and even then from what I remember from the lore Gojitenks was just a guy who loves playing Street Fighter until he got contacted by da trollz and was told how much asshurt he causes Phil every time he humiliates Phil. Every once in a while Phil also gives some shitty excuse on why he can't play on Fightcade.
 
I would LOVE to hear his excuses, considering I'm on Fightcade almost every day. As scrubby as I am, I would have no problem facing this faggot online even if he was streaming it.
Here's a list of the ones I remember:
1) There's too many tryhards on Fightcade (read: he's afraid of his ego shattering from getting destroyed by randos on Fightcade)
2) There's rampant cheating on Fightcade
3) Muh fightstick may have input lag
4) Muh fightstick may not be compatible with my PC at all (he has two fightsticks now, one for Xbox and one for Playstation and both also work completely fine on PC)
5) Muh PC is too weak to play and stream it at the same time, yes he actually wants you to believe that he can't emulate a game that's older than most of his dentheaded viewers
6) I may not know how to set Fightcade up
 
Number of times Phil says "muh family": 11
Number of times Phil talks about things happening "behind the scenes": 22
Number of times Phil says "style" ("Japanese-style food", etc.): 27
Number of times Phil references "trolls" or "detractors": 38
Number of times family-friendly mature adult Phil curses people out and bans them: 15
Number of people banned: Countless
 
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