Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Itdoesntmatter said:
This working at a dispensary dream is the same as Pee working at a library.
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calling major bs on this being a "dispensary" job. not sure if it's been mentioned up thread bc this baby moves with a quickness, but the only weed suppliers in the great white north that will text you advertising for drivers are grey market. if one were to hypothetically procure the weeds extralegally (which we def know she does bc 1000 mg gummies), it's the good old fashioned "rock up in your car and have the customer get in" kinda deal. once you buy consistently enough that they know you're not a narc, they hit you up to see if you wanna drive bc turnover for drivers is high (they're not exactly hiring master strategists and getting arrested is a hazard of the game). the OPP in particular has a hard on for weed busts, and since they're province-wide they loooove chilling on the highways. i can just imagine this idiot swerving down the highway with her phone up and her car full of suspicious quantities of cash and ounces of weed in brown lunch bags, all the while documenting it live on the webs. good thing for everyone that she's about as reliable as a tesla on autodrive, except for us. shit would have been hilarious.
 
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Itdoesntmatter said:
Your libraries sound scary af. 😯 I have never had that experience in the libraries in our parish (county). Very quiet and peaceful. Yes a lot of poor people but mostly high school, college kids, and the elderly. A lot of art and club gatherings as well. Holy hell. 😯😯😯
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If you live in a smaller town/area then yes. The bigger libraries in cities tend to have people hang out who have nowhere to go and you can't make them leave. A homeless shelter in a city close to where I live drops a van of people off in front of a public library in the morning and picks them up in the evening.
Allowedperception said:
These jobs are not that hard to score. I have a friend that worked in a library for many years and had zero experience and the dispensaries where I live are begging people to come work for them. It's not like these jobs are amazing and so top tier. I agree that Chantal would NOT be able to handle an actual job where deadlines and expectations exist but stop acting like they're "highly coveted."
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If you want a salaried library job with insurance that's not the case. (here, anyway) You might be able to find a per diem part time job but the jobs where you need credentials pay well and if they offer medical insurance then forget it, get in line.

eta: @TrainWreckSpotter I actually thought I was replying there, sorry.
 
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DCMediaSped said:
If you live in a smaller town/area then yes. The bigger libraries in cities tend to have people hang out who have nowhere to go and you can't make them leave. A homeless shelter in a city close to where I live drops a van of people off in front of a public library in the morning and picks them up in the evening.

If you want a salaried library job with insurance that's not the case. (here, anyway) You might be able to find a per diem part time job but the jobs where you need credentials pay well and if they offer medical insurance then forget it, get in line.
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This subject has been covered in depth in Peetz' thread. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/james-lucas-peetz-xmenxpert-tiamatty.103147/page-63

Peetz has his own thread for a reason.
 
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Allowedperception said:
These jobs are not that hard to score. I have a friend that worked in a library for many years and had zero experience and the dispensaries where I live are begging people to come work for them. It's not like these jobs are amazing and so top tier. I agree that Chantal would NOT be able to handle an actual job where deadlines and expectations exist but stop acting like they're "highly coveted."
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See I think Chantal might actually have a shot at getting her gunt in the door too. I know we recoil in fear at the thought of gunty working for a company we would have stock in, but on paper she has everything a delivery person would need. She's got a car and a clean record, she's also a big fat middle aged woman who can behave for short periods of time and is a practiced liar. On paper she's a very low risk person to give your weed cargo to and if they're desperate they might just sign her up without a second thought.

Of course the odds of Chins actually applying to and showing up to an interview are abysmally low seeing how she can't go to the doctor for a bleeding boil-invested asshole, but you never know.

Peetz is fucked though. No one likes Peetz.
 
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3rd day in a row she hasn't stuck to her 'beezin schedule', driving around and giving no topics of coversation or pre-thought-out content.

She went to get her giant oat latte sugar-bomb drink, but they didn't have it. Gunt MAD.

She left a candle lit in her room all night last night while stoned.

She tried to get patties earlier but they were out.

She's getting the cheapest TV because she wants to Mario-beeze.

She 'HAS THINGS TO PAY OFF' and needs to be 'careful with money' (hence getting a new TV).

She left the VIBs on hold a couple of times for ages while she bought the TV.

LOLOL. The TV didn't fit in her car. Gunt got refund. Gunt MAD. She's going to shop online. Blames VIBs for 'ruining' her being able to stream while driving, and fucks off.

Few choice comments when Gunt left chat on hold:
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Also-
Why do I think deformed penis when I see this?
Why does she wear flesh colored clothes?
Why FAT? 🧩
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bonus nose pick
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Remember the old days when we laughed at Chanta's delusion that she could ever climb Mt. Everest. Of course very few of us can dedicate the time to train to climb Mt. Everest though many dream of doing such a fantastic thing. But the very notion that Chantal actually on some level, even for a moment, thought she could waddle alongside a sherpa for ten minutes was hilarious. Her self-delusion was almost charming. There was no way she could ever make it to Nepal.

Then we mocked her for thinking she could cram herself on a plane and go to the Dominican Republic. She spoke of wanting a private room because she felt a stroll along the beach meant she'd be crawling with dark fellows who would want to fuck her on first sight. We lol-ed almost in unison at the idea of Chantal on a flight from Canada to the Caribbean, her enormous body heaving along the sand, collapsing into a coronary after 100 feet of free-walking and thinking the emergency personal summoned to take her to the ER were totally wanted her. There was no way she could ever last such a long plane ride, let alone find a man to fuck, but it seemed a more attainable than Everest.

The next point of mockery was EuroBeeze, wherein Chantal was convinced she would become a world traveler, jaunting from one European locale to the next, eating pate and pasta and Belgian chocolate and maybe a croissant or two, bedding down hot backpackers and gap-year travelers, modeling chic fat clothing and thrilling us all with her ability to navigate foreign countries by babbling Quebecois at Spaniards while driving onto their sidewalks in rage when could not find the closest Starbucks or McDonalds. There was no way she could last the flight to get to Europe, fit into rentals, drive without killing many locals or fit into a single bathroom outside of the UK or the fatter parts of Germany but since she herself didn't mention walking around much, at least it seemed like she was coming closer to realizing that she's likely never going to have the stamina to cross into the USA and eat another juicy wiener, let alone sip espresso in France, let alone harass impoverished Dominican and Nepalese men.

Now we're mocking her for thinking she has what it takes to drive a car to multiple location to deliver weed. Even this much diminished fantasy - working part time as a driver - is far beyond her capacities to cope. No more dreams of conquering mountains high, seducing tropical men or swanning about the Netherlands in search of some dank weed, she's now dreaming of a feat that requires nothing more than the capacity to drive sober without running over curbs every few minutes, the ability to wake up at specific times, and, presumably, the will to shower, yet it is now as impossible as climbing to the top of Everest. Her dreams have become so much smaller as her body expands. It would be sad were it not deserved and so very fucking funny.

Seriously, dream big, Chantal. I cannot wait to see what adventures awaits her next year!
 
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Sorry this is late, but in the Candy Beeze stream last night, Gunt read a comment by one of the VIBeezers:
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Her reply to that was that Nader said something “really sweet” to her and it was something that really bothered her about her relationship with Bibi, but she wouldn’t elaborate.

I’m just speculating here, but it would make sense in context with the comment about Nader and Chilean Gypsy having babies that Nader told her something along the lines that he didn’t want to have kids? Or didn’t care that she couldn’t have kids? We know Bibi wanted kids, and it seems like it was a dealbreaker for him.

I’m just curious about the comment because the idea of Chantal sitting around with Nader talking shit about her relationship with the only man to ever be good to her (and that the comment she considered “really sweet” from a grifting drug addict was to reassure her that he doesn’t want kids with her) is some kind of poetic justice.
 
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Itspinklava said:
Her reply to that was that Nader said something “really sweet” to her and it was something that really bothered her about her relationship with Bibi, but she wouldn’t elaborate.
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I find it interesting that whenever she claims that he said something sweet. she is never specific about what it was because he doesn't like her talking about him. BUT! when he says something dismissive, inconsiderate or nasty (even when they are supposedly on good terms) she goes into detail. Now, wouldn't he want her to repeat sweet things to redeem the reputation that he claims she ruined?

I think she is dreaming up the "sweet."

ETA: I wouldn't be surprised if her car has fold-down rear seats and she's not even aware of it. Although I also wouldn't be surprised if her trunk is so full of junk (pardon the pun) that they wouldn't even be able to get he TV in that way.
 
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