DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
What would he even say if he did reach out to companies? "Sponsor me and you can reach literally dozens of viewers daily!"
Honestly he could probably leverage the fact he gets the most money per viewer out of all streamers. This guy gets like <300 viewers on average and still rakes in 200+ bucks every day. If he managed to dance around the issue of the same three whales propping up his stream he could probably bullshit a few companies and convince them he has the most engaged viewerbase on Youtube and he's totally worth sponsoring.
 
Auctioning off his Champions account and donating the funds to a children's hospital but only after a 24 hour multiplayer marathon. A full day of no tips goal multiplayer with his chat, Khat would make a wonderful charcuterie for snacks, Rambo would make a cameo and for the first time in years Phil would actually, genuinely smile. And oh yeah, he'd take his antihistamines and a nasal spray so it would be snort free.
Imagine at the end of the stream, he tells the viewers, he'll be going on a legit honeymoon with Khet and won't be streaming for a few weeks.
 
I mean his regular tweets barely get any engagement, about 3-4 retweets/likes. So statistically, most of the people voting on it are trolls since it got much higher engagement than his regular tweets and trolls don't retweet his crap.
i wish "trolls" would stop engaging with him period. no voting in his polls, no watching his streams, no talking in his chat, and stop fucking "troll tipping".
 
I wonder what a true full robust redemption ark would look like for DSP.
It cannot be over-stated just how much Phil really does think that he can "redeem" his image by going viral in some way, like he sort of did by dunking on ProJared when everybody else was already doing it. It truly doesn't take much for Phil to think things are magically turning around for no logical reason, because he's that desperate for the slightest sign that he doesn't have to exert himself in order to wipe the slate clean. Not that he would put effort into it anyway, it's just that without that hope of his, Phil would be driven to drink even more than he already does. Accepting that he doesn't get a redemption without earning it is utterly painful to him.

Point is, you can't get a redemption arc out of someone who's THAT fucking stupid, who legit believes that any instance where dogpiling on somebody he should be empathetic towards doesn't immediately blow up in his face is tantamount to people forgetting all the reasons that DSP deserves be known as a piece of shit. A broken clock is right twice a day, and Phil genuinely doesn't recognize that effect when he sees it. All he sees is a chance to "debunk" all kinds of shit that he would've been better off not drawing any attention to, like the time he threatened to slap an 11 year-old girl, after she could no longer hear him, for rightfully calling him an idiot, as if the detractor channels haven't made it really easy to find the exact clip and see that he's lying about it having never happened.
Maybe its the human spirit, but as much as I hate Phil, I still love a redemption story. Imagine to top it all off he takes the "lightsydephil" meme and runs with it.
I as well would legit feel inspired by seeing him pull a Grinch and grow his heart three sizes in one day. It would be one hell of a surprising turn in the story of Phil. If it were genuine, which it more than likely wouldn't be.
Honestly he could probably leverage the fact he gets the most money per viewer out of all streamers. This guy gets like <300 viewers on average and still rakes in 200+ bucks every day. If he managed to dance around the issue of the same three whales propping up his stream he could probably bullshit a few companies and convince them he has the most engaged viewerbase on Youtube and he's totally worth sponsoring.
Not when so much of that money goes directly to him, and bypasses the platform he's using to stream. That's part of why he hates being put on blast for having such an odd amount of support for such a small audience, he knows how it looks to companies who are trying to get their fair share of the profit which he always tries to deny them.

I mean, you don't really think that had NOTHING to do with Twitch deciding to stop paying him, do you?
 
I wonder what a true full robust redemption ark would look like for DSP.
Will never happen but part of it would have to be him going into rehab for his alcoholism and gambling addiction, also he'd have to go into therapy for his many mental issues (mainly focusing on his narcissism, boy would that therapist have their work cut out for them). Part of the rehab for alcoholism should be that one step they make you do in AA where you have to apologize to everyone you've ever wronged so there would have to be a like 5-6 hour stream of him just apologizing to literally thousands of people.
 
Imagine at the end of the stream, he tells the viewers, he'll be going on a legit honeymoon with Khet and won't be streaming for a few weeks.
I've been re-imagining holiday classics with DSP as the main character.

For "It's a Wonderful Life" DSP wishes he was never born and an angel arrives to grant his wish so he can see how the world would be different without him. Everything is better in every conceivable way.
 
Will never happen but part of it would have to be him going into rehab for his alcoholism and gambling addiction, also he'd have to go into therapy for his many mental issues (mainly focusing on his narcissism, boy would that therapist have their work cut out for them). Part of the rehab for alcoholism should be that one step they make you do in AA where you have to apologize to everyone you've ever wronged so there would have to be a like 5-6 hour stream of him just apologizing to literally thousands of people.
"So I went to my therapist on my day off yesterday. She told me that she loves my content and that I did everything correct. She agrees that the trolls are the real mentally ill people. Then she gave me a new hat! We're only $93 from the goal!"
 
Honestly he could probably leverage the fact he gets the most money per viewer out of all streamers. This guy gets like <300 viewers on average and still rakes in 200+ bucks every day. If he managed to dance around the issue of the same three whales propping up his stream he could probably bullshit a few companies and convince them he has the most engaged viewerbase on Youtube and he's totally worth sponsoring.
Until he actually, you know, promotes a product.

Que the tractors, sending in videos of Phil masturbating, saying the n word, and being, well, Phil to the family and friends of the CEO of whatever company is dumb enough to take on that kind of venture.

He should partner with an autism awareness organization. They could sponsor him by giving the most direct audience advertising he could ever want.
 
I've been re-imagining holiday classics with DSP as the main character.

For "It's a Wonderful Life" DSP wishes he was never born and an angel arrives to grant his wish so he can see how the world would be different without him. Everything is better in every conceivable way.
Except Katherine, she would probably be homeless after Subaru Man finally got sick of her. But everyone else would benefit, especially Leanna.
She agrees that the trolls are the real mentally ill people.
My favorite part of any Phil story is when he puts his own isms in other people's mouths. Best tell there is of how much he's lying.
 
Does Phil abuse Jasper off screen? I saw a recent clip and when he yells at Jasper Kitty he instinctively runs off screwing up Phil's death trap of a set up. I know he doesn't give Jasper the attention he needs but I have a suspiciouon he yells at Jasper a lot off camera, and Jasper was only adopted and declawed in an attempt to get more money from his whales.
 
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