[December 23, 2021] Holiday Christmas Event (Speculation + Bingo) - The Yuletide Holiday Celebration of Giving DSP Money He Desperately Needs Right Now

[Ptolemy]

That reads so much like an older shit-related quote of his, and yet I know this is legit from today, without even checking.

Also, yet another example of how Phil's various vices are definitely worse off-camera, because this is one of the few offensive things he can go all-out on without worrying about it reseting his rep to, funnily enough, shit-tier. He HAS to be making up for all the other indulgences he's denied on-camera by increasing the poop talk thanks to it being so much safer than laughing about Chicky Chang Wangs and stationaries.

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We're off to a rip-roaring good start.

I was going to put a poo-joke in the bingo card and thought ah that's too easy. Low and behold.

 

[Ptolemy]

Goodluck everyone!

Please let me know if YOU have a PATH to BINGO!

I'll be out of the house for a bit today but I'll be listening to the stream and active in this thread, if someone wants to keep this updated. Otherwise Ill be updating it when I get back.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I was going to put a poo-joke in the bingo card and thought ah that's too easy. Low and behold.

This is why I never treat any fruit as too low-hanging for Phil, and very rarely think anything gross that we can't confirm to be the least likely possibility. If he knows he can get away with something, which poo-talk definitely qualifies because it has never cost him anything but a bit of dignity (which he never feels the sting of anyway), he'll absolutely seize upon it every time. I mean we're talking about the same guy who thought pretending Jasper had a UTI for pitybux was a good idea in spite of all the reasons NOT to, and backpedaled that shit HARD out of sheer terror at the backlash.

 

[SupSilver]

Phil messed up again hes drunk BEFORE he started drinking

 

[Comma]

The way he acts like a man-child around Christmas time even more than usual is as sad and sickening as him constantly calling Kat 'mom'.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh this is going to be fun, every other word he's looking at himself in OBS.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Dedicated segment for Phil forgiving you for not wanting to watch him on Christmas Day

 

[Comma]

Already complaining about inflation and expensive groceries literally 5 minutes in.

Fun and chill, everyone.

 

[Jasper2K]

I Tune in he's right into the beg and talking his moms i means "wife" cooking. Also a t pose. Getting festive with Phil. Wallets out with that Christmas cheer. Feels good man.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I tune in and literally the first thing I hear from DSP is food. Off to a good start, Phil.

Also, potatoes and corn? Why do you have two starches for a meal, Phil? No wonder you're fat.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

seeing Phil try to be funny and crack jokes is so painful. He tries so hard to be this likable personality.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I tune in and literally the first thing I hear from DSP is food. Off to a good start, Phil.

Also, potatoes and corn? Why do you have two starches for a meal, Phil? No wonder you're fat.

Literally tuned in for ten seconds and it was a whine about having to wait until yesterday "to get my liquor". Really.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Literally tuned in for ten seconds and it was a whine about having to wait until yesterday "to get my liquor". Really.

King of semantic's day off was yesterday. Not sure what his point is with this.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Just when you thought the Pod-a-cast couldn't be anymore of an obnoxious narcissistic therapy session we have a new segment called "what phil did on his day off"

prices on food went up a whole 50% (where?) and it's so expensive, my god so expensive this hermit who leaves the house once a week is going to tell you how expensive things got. So expensive he decided to splurge on food.

Also there were a lot of people shopping the week of christmas, like he bitched about last year, and the year before that, and the year before that...

I have to know though. He looks directly to his left and it's OBS cause he has to look at himself while he gives himself a verbal handy for an hour and a half. Left bottom corner is chat. Upper left corner is either a fly in the room, a giant cat toy or gout jesus so WTF is to his right he keeps looking at, a demon horse with a whip making sure the piggy puts in the work?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

King of semantic's day off was yesterday. Not sure what his point is with this.

Didn't he mention last week that he didn't have enough money to buy his alcohol but they still went to the liquor store to browse? Not a drinking problem though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't he mention last week that he didn't have enough money to buy his alcohol but they still went to the liquor store to browse? Not a drinking problem though.

Yes and that's the most ridiculous excuse to cover going to a liquor store for your daily. We've seen the leaks. He really is bad at this lying thing.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Phil really is a misanthrope isn't he? Has he ever gone a stream without calling some group of people stupid?

Taking now about how he's in the store and everyone is dumb/acting stupid, except for him of course, he's better than the rest of us plebs. Is misanthropy a result of prolonged isolation?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Absolutely sauced already, amazing

 

[Crooked 16th]

Can't wait for RE4 "Wow this is so different in 60 FPS" and Skyrim "Wow This feels So different in 60 FPS"

 

[Ptolemy]

Remember: “You guys wanted Skyrim!”

We will hear these words for months starting today. The 2011 cashcow game is making a comeback, let’s see how it goes.

EDIT: Omg he really is shilling Skyrim. Hyping up this new edition like it’s the greatest rerelease ever, I am getting GTA collection flashbacks.