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He stalls like there's no tomorrow, nearly 30 minutes on RE4, explaining the controls and not reaching the first village, also, drunk.
[December 23, 2021] Holiday Christmas Event (Speculation + Bingo) - The Yuletide Holiday Celebration of Giving DSP Money He Desperately Needs Right Now
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$164 after 4 hours of his XMas begathon seems pretty low. How did he do last year?
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How many fucking breaks is he going to take? I went to do some last minute shopping, caught up with Rackets and the Kim Potter shooting, and every time I checked back in with Phil, the game is paused and his chair is empty.
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He has switched to lame-ass Hogan's Anus-flavored whisky...
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Apple cinnamon whiskey? Is Phil a teenage girl?
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Wow, DSP breaking out the expensive shit!
[this gay-ass whisky is only 60 proof]
[this gay-ass whisky is only 60 proof]
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Yes.....was that ever in question? He talks like one most of the time with that ditzy valley girl inflection, so drinking like one makes sense.
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Imagine drinking <80 proof whiskey. God damn animal.
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That's cheap for Pennsylvania residents.
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If he still had any kind of fanbase left he could probably make bank setting the hat goal to like $3, dents and "trolls" would tip just to make him change hats every few seconds. If he tried that now he'd get like $18 in tips from his ghost town chat
strandedcastaway
kiwifarms.net
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That would require creativity, a sense of humor, and the willingness to the butt of the joke. Phil's 0 for 3 there.
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Almost 4pm stream update:
Total tip: $179
Chat is autistic overflow
Kevin Burnstein left for his work party
Masscorrupted spoke the truth
Total tip: $179
Chat is autistic overflow
Kevin Burnstein left for his work party
Masscorrupted spoke the truth
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The game may be a better version, but what matters is whether not the gamePLAY will be improved today versus seven years ago. Which it obviously won't, since Phil has only gotten more INcompetent.
Also, wasn't 2014 when Leanna came into his life? I bet that must bring back fond memories for the pigroach. lol
Even if he weren't a streamer with a stupid mouth that gets him in trouble, Phil would be terrified of hard liquor. That's what makes his posturing simultaneously so pathetic and obnoxious, just try to picture him ever going full retard and getting shit-faced on some booze that could double as a paint thinner, or be used to do fireballs. You can't, and it's not because he isn't dumb enough, it's because he isn't brave enough.
Yeah, this is the guy whose heart sank when someone sent him that platinum vest and routinely insults anything/anyone who treats him with less than the utmost seriousness.
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So what goes the bet he gets the expected 300 bucks or not? And how will he react? "Guys I wish I could have changed hats 6 times unfortunately it was only 3 times. It is what it is *snort*
Jasper2K
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We just got a very tahxic rant of a tipsy Phil angrily karening out at those stupid minimum wage workers at Doordash dropping off someone else's order before his. He's livid that his food is gonna be cold and these minimum wage fifty bit bitches working over the holidays are at fault. They don't know how to follow simple instructions. They aren't intelligent people. Anyone could do these jobs, no training, no vetting, nothing. It's bullshit that you have to get bad delivery, you know?
Then he goes back to playing videogames wearing his jammy jams in his warm cozy pig pen.
Then he goes back to playing videogames wearing his jammy jams in his warm cozy pig pen.
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Nah, he'll get to $300 for sure. Some whale is waiting to be king shit of the pigpen.
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Is he seriously bitching that someone else's Doordash order is getting delivered before his? And he wants to remove the tip because of that? Holy fuck, Phil.
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wtf was that food delivery rant? I don't know what was worse the entitlement or the absolute idiotic facts from someone who barely has any grip on reality.
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I'm not watching his schtreem. Is that the actual brand he is drinking? That Spirits Direct label means that it's a Total Wine house brand so that's the only place to get it. Not that it's under dispute that he shops there but it is always nice to have another brick of evidence to prove things we already know to be true.