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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 45 43.7%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 46 44.7%
  • Total voters
    103
Ralph is like a spurned girlfriend. SmartSelect_20211223-165934_Chrome.jpg
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
It's not fair... IT'S NOT FAIR! Ralph gets all the girls! Ralph has all the sex! More women in his than we've ever had combined. All the chicken salad, plain beef, and pussy he could ever want. And it's almost Christmas! I'm never gonna score... I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE! :twisted:
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Plus he has that awesome Kid Diddler hat. Every time I see it I physically beat myself with a belt from the rage of remembering how badly that hat owned Josh Moon and the Kiwi Farms.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
It's not fair... IT'S NOT FAIR! Ralph gets all the girls! Ralph has all the sex! More women in his than we've ever had combined. All the chicken salad, plain beef, and pussy he could ever want. And it's almost Christmas! I'm never gonna score... I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE! :twisted:
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If this ends like that Thelma and Louise movie where they drive off a cliff I'll count it as a Christmas miracle.
 
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4str4staleatherbelt said:
It's not fair... IT'S NOT FAIR! Ralph gets all the girls! Ralph has all the sex! More women in his than we've ever had combined. All the chicken salad, plain beef, and pussy he could ever want. And it's almost Christmas! I'm never gonna score... I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE! :twisted:
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lmfao the food looks subpar

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What on earth?:
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Is Alice living with/near them now?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING YES, I FUCKING LOVE YOU RALPH THIS IS KINO AF. alawgs btfo broke dick pedo josh btfo, ralphamales endlessly winning breeding with all the sumptuous specimens and memphis tiiiins
 
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Holy shit I can’t believe Ralph WANTED to tweet these pics AND Meigh let him. I have a feeling that, true to form, he acted without the consent of the (supposed) female. Meigh looks like the lust child of Gilbert Gottfried and Anthony Kiedis.
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What a coincidence that she threw on a push-up padded bra and flashed her fake cleavage within 24 hours of us lamenting her bee sting titties.

Why the long face, Meigh? Is it because Alice looks like a legit model next to you?

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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m assuming bulimia because they tend to not be skeletal thin like anorexics are, like Eugenia, because they do retain some calories from food before purging it. She’s also made reference to puking as if it’s pregnancy nausea but it would be a good cover to continue purging. Also edema is associated with bulimia.
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the most obvious sign is how fucked up her teeth look
 
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How nice of them to recommend Alice to May’s Pajeet subway manager.
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Pretty sure everyone that showed up for the interview got hired on the spot.

Guess Gunt is working on getting that threesome relationship with two ugly, crazy, women going again. I’m sure it will work out splendidly!
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
alice is going to be the next birther of one of ralphs kids “all over the world” (his words). how long till he dumps mantsu?
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I figure Alice will split before guntling 2 shows up. Even her crazy ass will realize she needs to gtfo before there’s a thumb up her ass.

I also think having Alice move is to give May company while Ralph goes to jail. They probably want Alice to be May’s birthing partner.
 
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