Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

FatalTater said:
I am going to take this as a sign that I should go play Overwatch instead of doing anything productive with my afternoon.

...Which is what I had planned to do anyway. Funny how things work out sometimes.
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I took it as the same sign. It's a Gunt omen. And hey, maybe we'll kill one another and we'll never even know it. Bang bang, skeet skeet nigga.
 
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Itdoesntmatter said:
Rate me autistic or political sperg

But if she hasn't caught any variant yet and with all of her health conditions would it not be as mild compared to most people?
I've heard a comparable example that getting vaxxed is the dress rehearsal and then getting a variant is the opening night.
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Given her physical condition, as well as her known health problems like the blood clots, Chantal is at increased risk of death from literally everything. A slip and fall could ultimately do her in. And whatever you think of covid -- whether you think it's "no worse" than the common flu or if you think it's a sign of the impending apocalypse -- Chantal is at much higher risk of death or other complications than most people, regardless of the variant or her vax status.

I personally think she's unlikely to survive any variant and thus must not have been exposed. Cockroach luck, I guess, since she's not exactly hygienic or smart.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
Given her physical condition, as well as her known health problems like the blood clots, Chantal is at increased risk of death from literally everything. A slip and fall could ultimately do her in. And whatever you think of covid -- whether you think it's "no worse" than the common flu or if you think it's a sign of the impending apocalypse -- Chantal is at much higher risk of death or other complications than most people, regardless of the variant or her vax status.

I personally think she's unlikely to survive any variant and thus must not have been exposed. Cockroach luck, I guess, since she's not exactly hygienic or smart.
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Personally I think she has built up an iron immune system thanks to all the years of being around god knows what types of bacteria created by her own filth. Amber is somewhat cleaner than Chantal and she always gets ill with flu, tonsillitis, cold etc but Chantal only get ill with self inflicted and green peen illnesses so good for her I guess.
 
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I love how now she's obsessing about Maid. "It's so good you gaise!" She probably imagines herself as the main character - a young, skinny and very pretty DV victim.

If in a few months she has a storytime telling us how she once slept in a ferry station with a vaccuum cleaner or something similiar we all know where it came from.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
Given her physical condition, as well as her known health problems like the blood clots, Chantal is at increased risk of death from literally everything. A slip and fall could ultimately do her in. And whatever you think of covid -- whether you think it's "no worse" than the common flu or if you think it's a sign of the impending apocalypse -- Chantal is at much higher risk of death or other complications than most people, regardless of the variant or her vax status.

I personally think she's unlikely to survive any variant and thus must not have been exposed. Cockroach luck, I guess, since she's not exactly hygienic or smart.
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With the glaring exception of Nader, her lifestyle is almost covid proof. She almost never interacts with people in meat space, besides Peetz, except at drive thrus and very occasionally from in-person shopping. And in those cases, it's not like she's standing around near people for the 15 minutes it would take to get an exposure. She can't stand for 15 minutes.

In 2020 she got a lot of shit about taking Peetz to the Keg when restaurants first reopened. And many people thought she'd get covid in early 2020 from her nonstop drive thru trips because it was believed that covid spread primarily through droplets, and this bitch was never washing her hands and was doing stuff like opening ketchup packets with her teeth. But as long as the drive thru attendants are doing a decent job masking, they're not going to give her covid, and that's pretty much the only place she'd actually be able to get it.

There has also been a lot of covid talk ITT the last two years whenever she would gather with her family. But those family gatherings were always small, and they were very few and far between. So while Chantal's risk of complications from covid are incredibly dire, I think her risk of actually catching it has always been pretty low.

Until Nader, of course, and until omicron. We know Nader is crawling with other diseases, and the general consensus is that he is not faithful to her. But I think he must get less action than we assume he does to have not given Chantal covid already. He also doesn't work so it's not like he's at risk of exposure that way. It would have to be his slam pigs and drug buddies, and that might be a smaller group than we imagine (but probably just as sad.)

Regardless, if the experts are right about how basically everyone will eventually catch omicron, Chantal will have to catch it from Nader. She's really covid-proof except for that one big area. So if she's gonna get covid, I'm sure it'll be in the next month. As soon as anybody Nader associates with gets it, she'll get it.

But there's also the chance she already caught an earlier variant and had the astounding good luck to be asymptomatic, like Kelly Lenza. None of us like to admit it, but it's possible.
 
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The Bean Bag's In A Hurry said:
Woke up this morning to a missed Gunt stream and the Rona possibly running rampant in the house. So morning started off kinda shitty. Then I get into my first game of the day and see this shit. The person's name is Chantal Anal and their character's name is Roadhog, for anyone who is unaware. He is a giant pig man with a massive boiler. How ironically hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, random hero.

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One time I was playing Dead By Daylight and ended up in a group with two players named Amberlynn Reid and Foodie Beauty. They were playing two of the skinniest female characters in the game.
 
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A borscht-on said:
Want to just pop in and wish my fellow Kiwis a relaxing Xmas and good new year restart. You are some of the wittiest, most scathing, yet most honest and compassionate people I have never met. And some of you are also fucking morons. You know who's who. :semperfidelis:
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Why can’t I be both, fam
brooky said:
With the glaring exception of Nader, her lifestyle is almost covid proof. She almost never interacts with people in meat space,
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I know “meat space” is just another term for IRL, but it really feels like it should be the name of Chantal’s personal space.
 
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Chinny, Pee and the security guard “Beezer” they brought up in their recent LIVESTREAMS. Both of them were so excited about being recognized by “fans‘ out in the wild…
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Cock wombler said:
Personally I think she has built up an iron immune system thanks to all the years of being around god knows what types of bacteria created by her own filth. Amber is somewhat cleaner than Chantal and she always gets ill with flu, tonsillitis, cold etc but Chantal only get ill with self inflicted and green peen illnesses so good for her I guess.
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Yeah, but one unfortunate misstep or slip and fall will trigger a lymphedema growth spurt like you wouldn't believe. Guy on that Brookhaven documentary on Youtube had that from falling off his bike. Next thing you know, his legs resembled a Lovecraftian bounce house.
 
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Chinny, Pee and the security guard “Beezer” they brought up in their recent LIVESTREAMS. Both of them were so excited about being recognized by “fans‘ out in the wild…
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It's almost like they just found some random security guy at best buy, and asked them if they could take a selfie with them for fun. The guy agrees and now they have photo proof of their fake story to make them look famous. Like gunty's mantra goes "Fake it till you make it".
 
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Bloodburn said:
It's almost like they just found some random security guy at best buy, and asked them if they could take a selfie with them for fun. The guy agrees and now they have photo proof of their fake story to make them look famous. Like gunty's mantra goes "Fake it till you make it".
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No, the guy posted the pic on Reddit. It looks like he's not fan, just some rando who took a selfie with a Youtuber and just shared it.
 
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Well that live was probably the worst one I’ve seen. Got so high earlier she had to log off. Came back still fucked as shit and then binged ate at an extremely aggressive pace, in front of a thousand and some people just for thousands more to see it later. Wow. Truly disturbing. The amount and the speed she was shoveling that in… never seen such a quality peek into addiction other than Intervention. You know. When he literally shoves the needle into his arm on camera? Holy fuck.
 
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