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that's a man
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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That face, my god, that face! Also, I wonder if The Gunt will end up dumping May for Alice.
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I thought he shot his shot in Vegas and she shut him down?
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The Gunt isn't one to take no for an answer, though.
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I'm usually more generous than other Kiwis in that I don't feel May is that awful looking, but those pictures have caused me to repent. That's not even horse-face anymore, that's a full fledged donkey.
I can picture myself casually enjoying my meal and then hearing eeeeyoooorrree followed by the stomping of hooves as their food comes out.
I can picture myself casually enjoying my meal and then hearing eeeeyoooorrree followed by the stomping of hooves as their food comes out.
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Not if but when. He is already following the same pattern that he did with Faith when she was pregnant. What makes May think that she would be treated any different?
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What the fuck is happening to her face? Are the images edited? It's like we're witnessing her slowly dissolve back into the primordial soup.
No wonder Ralph is rushing to replace her with Alice.
No wonder Ralph is rushing to replace her with Alice.
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Itās just amazing May is dumb enough to go along with it. May seems incredibly dumb, she probably thinks being into a poly relationship is the way to keep Ralph. She thinks if only Faith had agreed to a threesome Ralph would have kept her around, so May is going to help recruit her replacement.
Ralphās sexual interest in May is probably dropping off as the pregnancy progresses - suddenly she looks like a mom not a piece of ass - so he needs a new piece of ass to stick his thumb into.
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Could you imagine the harvest if Ralph kicks May out at the beginning of the year in favor of shitty panties Alice?
If that comes to fruition, I bet May will release her blackmail folder she has on the Ralphamale
If that comes to fruition, I bet May will release her blackmail folder she has on the Ralphamale
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Part of my wants to say that his impending breakup with May won't be as messy as his one with Faith was. Unlike Faith May isn't some emotionally stable teenager. It might take a lot from Ralph to terminate the relationship.
On the other side, that could actually make the breakup between the two much more messier than it had been with Faith.
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May never looked like a piece of ass, I think Ralph just fucked her because she was easy and wanted to feel like a player with multiple sex partners and just ended up with two mentally ill bitches he knocked up.
He's now trying to bed a mentally ill retard that makes a spectacle of how stupid she is online for pennies. I personally think Ralph just wants to have Baked's sloppy seconds to feel relevant again.
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When I used the term āpiece of assā itās just to describe someone used for sex. Not implying sheās hot or desirable - just something that will fuck the Gunt.
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Imagine you will for a moment
3 years
3 [mentally ill] baby mommas
3 unclaimed children
The full nigger arc complete.
3 years
3 [mentally ill] baby mommas
3 unclaimed children
The full nigger arc complete.
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It's more so that her horse-like features when compared to the more traditionally beautiful Memphis10 Alice are more accentuated when compared side by side.
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Donāt forget:
3 convictions
3 emergency room visits in lieu of getting insurance and a doctor
3 collection agencies chasing him just for gambling debts
3 years since anyone liked him
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I firmly believe Pantsu is going to attempt to murder Ralph if he dumps her like he did Fay-Fay. Pantsu (from what I understand) abandoned her originally supportive family to live in Digibro's creepy sex dungeon of a house, and swapped to Ze Guntmeister after seeing the fake-trad 'CHRIS IS KANG" grift as a more viable option. This is saying something but she's always seemed to me to be more genuinely unstable than Fay-Fay- and mabye you would know more being a woman but from what I've heard pregnancy hormones can ramp up emotions (that and nobody wants to be knocked up with a "spite baby", in Ralph's own words)
You'd think with the constant talk from women about being too smart for trashy low earning men it'd be different but it seems like worms and cheaters have homewrecking hoes on standby like you can just order them online.
Fuck man I'm loving him right now, ralph impregnating Alice is the best early present I could want. It's like going to the zoo on the rare day the animals aren't too fat and depressed to do the trick.
At this rate I can just retire from actively making ralph feel like shit. The killstream might even become watchable again just to try and guess when she'll flip and knife him.
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Oh please please please please let Ralph ditch Meigh for Alice. Please.
A Ralphamale deserves a real woman
who pisses on herself and kills small animals just like him.
A Ralphamale deserves a real woman
who pisses on herself and kills small animals just like him.
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Good fucking Lord. An absolute homunculus
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Please, please, please let Alice move in with them, it would be a Christmas miracle. Just imagine a meltdown IRL video like with chicken Andy, or her streaming while Ralph is doing his show and people donating MC Jarbo tracks until Ralph gets angry at her and shuts down her stream. The possibilities are truly endless, please let this happen.
And yes, May is a complete retard, he's following the exact same pattern as with Faith + May and it is only a matter of time until she is replaced. I wonder if he is already pitching the idea of Alice moving in so that she can "help with the rent" or how "help with the baby" or some other retarded shit like that. Amazing, Ralph truly cannot learn from any of his mistakes, and May seems to be exactly like him, completely deluded and unable to see what she does wrong.
And yes, May is a complete retard, he's following the exact same pattern as with Faith + May and it is only a matter of time until she is replaced. I wonder if he is already pitching the idea of Alice moving in so that she can "help with the rent" or how "help with the baby" or some other retarded shit like that. Amazing, Ralph truly cannot learn from any of his mistakes, and May seems to be exactly like him, completely deluded and unable to see what she does wrong.