DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

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Reminder that this is The Guy who went on multiple extended rants calling retail workers fucking morons and who yesterday went on an unhinged ran calling his Doordash driver a fucking idiot and said he's not gonna tip him because the driver had the audacity, the chutzpah, the nerve to deliver someone else's food before he delivered Phil the God's Gift to Earth's hard to eat, complex, challenging, stressful food that's like doing work when you try to eat it.

He's also the guy who bitched at people during the quarantine that people were complete pieces of shit for not wearing masks, going out on the same day he wanted to, traveling across country, etc. etc.

Phil doesn't care about those workers, this tweet is all about him and his enjoyment of acting like he's better than you, even though the reason he doesn't go anywhere is because he's a fucking misanthropic cowardly asshole hermit.

Nice try, pigroach. Try again tomorrow.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He's also the guy who bitched at people during the quarantine that people were complete pieces of shit for not wearing masks, going out on the same day he wanted to, traveling across country, etc. etc.

Phil doesn't care about those workers, this tweet is all about him and his enjoyment of acting like he's better than you, even though the reason he doesn't go anywhere is because he's a fucking misanthropic cowardly asshole hermit.

Nice try, pigroach. Try again tomorrow.

His housemate probably came home complaining after her shift.

 

[Iron Hamster]

His housemate probably came home complaining after her shift.

If true, the only complaint would be "you're still here?"

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Phil talking about how everyone will eventually get covid, but how would he ever get it?

He has a natural immunity to it, it's called being a hermit.

When is Phil ever going to spend a decent amount of time closely around a group of people? He won't ever catch it unless Kat brings it in.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

This is good food for Gentledood Phil.

Is mature and manly food.
No need to chew.
No need to pull the MEAT off the BONES.
Not a project to eat.
Doesn't hurt the delicate, custom styled teeth and gums.
Can't mess up the food ! Just add water !
It is always an authentic recipe !

I think this is more Phil’s speed. Look at how robust it looks!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil talking about how everyone will eventually get covid, but how would he ever get it?

He has a natural immunity to it, it's called being a hermit.

When is Phil ever going to spend a decent amount of time closely around a group of people? He won't ever catch it unless Kat brings it in.

Given Phil's past talking out of his ass with regards to Covid, I wouldn't believe a thing he says. Then again, no one who wasn't as thick as cement would believe anything Phil says.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave talkin about bugged life mechanics and his school didn't tell him what he was supposed to do.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dave talkin about bugged life mechanics and his school didn't tell him what he was supposed to do.

This motherfucker is blaming his school for not teaching him how to budget or how credit cards work? Holy fucking shit. I shouldn't be surprised from Mr. I Did Nothing Wrong, but holy fuck, how stupid do you have to be to not think about taking initiative and learning about how these things work? Fucking ask your parents, you moron.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave is now projecting that his incredibly sheltered and closeminded life is universally shared amongst all Americans and he's le special for eating Indian food.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

 

[FamicomGorby]

"I was memed into being bad, but I'm out of that now"

 

[YokuNama]

"I was memed into being bad, but I'm out of that now"

"Pigroach used Self-Pignosis!"

"It wasn't very effective..."

"Pigroach drank some Gin!"

Pigroach used Self-Pignosis!"

"It's super-effective!"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This motherfucker is blaming his school for not teaching him how to budget or how credit cards work? Holy fucking shit. I shouldn't be surprised from Mr. I Did Nothing Wrong, but holy fuck, how stupid do you have to be to not think about taking initiative and learning about how these things work? Fucking ask your parents, you moron.

I'll side with Phil that schools should be teaching people how to budget, but methinks there's (((reasons))) why they don't. Phil probably learned a lot of his ways from Ma, so he needed to learn from elsewhere.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe his school didn't teach him money management. Phil hasn't been in school for over 20 years. Somewhere along the line he should have learned on his own. He got a business degree and worked in a bank.

Nobody taught him how to save money, but he seemed to have learned on his own how to kite his credit card debts.

 

[Lolidaki]

It's funny how he tried to make rockstar/valve out to be greedy evil jews for NOT making more products for him to consume.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I took a Consumer Math class during my sophomore year in high school, where we learned about budgeting, writing checks, taxes, developing a line of credit, etc. I can give Phil the benefit of the doubt since he went to Basketball-American School, but he should have picked up some of that stuff during adulthood.

 

[DZoomer]

I took a Consumer Math class during my sophomore year in high school, where we learned about budgeting, writing checks, taxes, developing a line of credit, etc. I can give Phil the benefit of the doubt since he went to Basketball-American School, but he should have picked up some of that stuff during adulthood.

He went to a goddamn business school, didn't he? Phil is just inept. He could have been raised by a successful businessman like Warren Buffett and he'd still be a bankrupt loser. He's just looking to blame anything other than himself for his failures, as usual.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Kinda late to our lolcow but someone explain wtf a "nudnik" is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kinda late to our lolcow but someone explain wtf a "nudnik" is.

It's a Jewish term for a dumb person. Phil probably learned it from the 3 Stooges.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP claiming a percentage of people who are gifted subs will like it so much they'll renew on their own is mind-numbingly delusional. What is included with a sub besides the ability to chat (if you know the 1000 unwritten rules and avoid being banned on the first day). Seriously, what does one get by subscribing?

Maybe his school didn't teach him money management. Phil hasn't been in school for over 20 years. Somewhere along the line he should have learned on his own. He got a business degree and worked in a bank.

Nobody taught him how to save money, but he seemed to have learned on his own how to kite his credit card debts.

Didn't this fuck go to college for Accounting???????