Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

The best outcome would be for Tommy to join the onionfarms and become a tranny mod there, all hell would brake loose if that happens.

Cowsphere - Should we invite Tommy Tooter Over to the Onionfarms to Make His Own Forum?

He said he has retained an attorney and well.... Here is the thread. This might actually be pretty interesting to give him his own sub-forum as a low level jannie https://kiwifarms.net/threads/attn-joshua-connor-moon-and-the-board-of-directors-of-lolcow-llc.108311/

www.onionfarms.com

Speak of the devil. Edit: possibly.

 

[dreamworks face]

Also, bless his lil heart thinking a 50M row table is something to e-brag about. He's going to shit his pants when he finally catches up on "big data" and "IoT". He also thinks that doing stuff manually is somehow good. This is the antithesis of being a fucking coder. Programmers spend 6 hours coding an automation for a task that takes 6 minutes and feel like fucking MEN. Pussies whine about their shit code and their manual processes and their beta cuck pensis.

This is xenforo crap, not @Null.

The problem is remarked upon by other users (e.g. https://xenforo.com/community/threads/mysql-using-100-cpu-with-this-query-cant-make-it-stop.193437/)

In that case, the slow query plan is showing stuff like:

# Query_time: 5.349845 Lock_time: 3.955214 Rows_sent: 0 Rows_examined: 140370
SET timestamp=1618266909;
UPDATE (
SELECT content_id FROM xf_reaction_content
WHERE content_type = 'post'
AND reaction_user_id = '0'
) AS temp
INNER JOIN xf_post AS reaction_table ON (reaction_table.`post_id` = temp.content_id)
SET reaction_table.`reaction_users` = REPLACE(reaction_table.`reaction_users`, '\"user_id\":326220,\"username\""momo30\"', '\"user_id\":0,\"username\""momo30\"');

It looks like this gets real slow if there are a bunch of deleted users (probably the case for this site).

 

[Scumhook]

LOL it's doing substring replacement on a text field, no wonder it takes for fucking ever.

OK you CLEARLY don't have your own internet and know NOTHING about coding.

oh btw i'm writing my own messageboard software because the other platforms that have been doing it for fucking decades are all shit and I am better than all of them, DM me if you know what RUST is and can explain it in monosyllabic words and/or MSPaint kthxbi

This is xenforo crap, not @Null.

The problem is remarked upon by other users (e.g. https://xenforo.com/community/threads/mysql-using-100-cpu-with-this-query-cant-make-it-stop.193437/)

In that case, the slow query plan is showing stuff like:


It looks like this gets real slow if there are a bunch of deleted users (probably the case for this site).

Yeah I realise XF's got issues, and nice analysis of the query from hell (srs, not snark)
IDK the schema for XF, but I would think that rewriting or at least tweaking some of these arsehole queries and/or tables would be better than writing ur own forum software from scratch, but hey wtf do I know.

 

[Kosher Salt]

This is xenforo crap, not @Null.

The problem is remarked upon by other users (e.g. https://xenforo.com/community/threads/mysql-using-100-cpu-with-this-query-cant-make-it-stop.193437/)

In that case, the slow query plan is showing stuff like:


It looks like this gets real slow if there are a bunch of deleted users (probably the case for this site).

Like I said, it's doing a REPLACE on a text field in the database. Yes, it's going to be slow as all fuck.

 

[Empresa]

guys take this to the tech board like wtf does have to do with elaine?

 

[shawnphase]

She was messaging/pestering shawnphase and trying to "advise" him when he earned his thread so I have no doubt she did the same with Tommy. It was funny because shawnphase was having none of her lecturing .

shawn phase doesnt give two shits about any of this and laughs at all of you.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

shawn phase doesnt give two shits about any of this and laughs at all of you.

Then why do you keep coming back and responding to these comments? If you want to leave all this behind and not care at all, just ask Null or an admin to delete your account and stop interacting with lolcowdom.

 

[Scumhook]

guys take this to the tech board like wtf does have to do with elaine?

I'm sorry weren't you b&??

Also "guys" is extrememly gender presumptive and heterophobic. Please report to Elaine's vagina for reconditioning and Jewflap-pilling.

 

[What the shit]

shawn phase doesnt give two shits about any of this and laughs at all of you.

Don’t refer to yourself in 3rd person faggot. Anyways, I’m curious if you have made any contact with Elaine after that whole debacle where you downplayed her 3 hour call

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and that’s fine, keep doing you guys

 

[NigKid]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and that’s fine, keep doing you guys

same, can someone give me like a 3 sentence refresher on whats currently going on with the weird british woman?

 

[Battery Low]

same, can someone give me like a 3 sentence refresher on whats currently going on with the weird british woman?

Gay ops. Ban for posting CP or something. It's hard to tell as this somehow became Beauty Parlour's designated shitting thread.

 

[What the shit]

Beautiful Parlour's designated shitting thread.

It's beauty parlor's best thread for how unbelievably stupid the person we're dealing with is, and for how widespread she's been outside of it.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and that’s fine, keep doing you guys

same, can someone give me like a 3 sentence refresher on whats currently going on with the weird british woman?

OMG yes. I completely lost track of what was actually happening here pages and pages ago but was kinda chicken to ask for a recap. Thanks for stepping up.

There's a lot of crazy in this thread.

 

[What the shit]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread and that’s fine, keep doing you guys

same, can someone give me like a 3 sentence refresher on whats currently going on with the weird british woman?

OMG yes. I completely lost track of what was actually happening here pages and pages ago but was kinda chicken to ask for a recap. Thanks for stepping up.

There's a lot of crazy in this thread.

No.
Read the pages yourself fags, it’s only a 55 page thread.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

No.
Read the pages yourself fags, it’s only a 55 page thread.

I did read the entire thread, I've been following it from the beginning. I'm saying I lost track of what is happening when all the socks started showing up. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I think sensible people would try to fix their friends from becoming irreversibly shit, and if they can’t just move on. Not just make an account here to talk shit about their ex-friend.

i thought this was extremely retarded as well. i have many personal lolcows in my life but i would never slapfight with them on a public forum... see what happens when you do this, asher denning / @Kingy ?
you're here forever!


additionally, Bryan Dunn is fat, and you would be hard-pressed to find a woman who would be willing to have sex with him, irregardless of the amount of times he goes to the gym, for he is physically unattractive as well, on account of his mongoloid skull

 

[Humbert Humbert]

No.
Read the pages yourself fags, it’s only a 55 page thread.

I have, and that’s the sad part
Anyways since we’re done shitting on Null and his code, I can’t wait to see what Elaine does next.
Edit: Unrelated but I noticed that @Kingy’s last post was on Nov 29 but he was last seen on Dec 18… I wonder when he’ll stop lurking and post again.

 

[Scumhook]

I noticed that @Kingy’s last post was on Nov 29 but he was last seen on Dec 18…

not creepy at all......

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Null posted a different number she used to contact him in her thread prior to getting a thread on here
View attachment 2821260

the one null posted is a landline. the 07 is a cell.