Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TopTierHealer]

Where does Peter Coffin and Razorfist fit into this?

Do you remember 8chan? Circa 2015? The old /cow/ board?

I 'member Coffin play pretending to have a cute asian waifu as his gf until the model that he stole the liekeness from called him out on his bullshit - he bailed out claimed to being catfished. I 'member Coffin's videos where he kicks himself in the nuts on prime time television (America's got Talent, I think) - nobody was laughing with him, I tell you that.
I 'member the incredibly convoluted saga of him passing a real dolll as his wife, who was also real and got in with the scam for god know what insane reasons and the incredible awkward videos of both appearing as the happy newlywed couple ...

(I'm retarded, I could have just linked to his thread but I wanted to take a trip down memory lane)

Anyways, Coffin has 155 pages while Bob has almost 5000. Subconsciously, Coffin lack of bad publicity is what Bob wishes he had (that and a Canadian waifu and a child).

 

[Brother Wind]

"But every generation has their mythologies..." which was proceeded by ""ended Vietnam" and "defeated Nixon"" both of which are in quotes because we never actually ended the Vietnam war, Nixon is still in power, and Bob knows this is and being cheeky and not stupid. Contrary to evidence provided Bob indeed is a f---ing idiot. Please direct your eyes to his last line "Americans are taught history as a "march of progress" that trends upward". I can confirm as a fellow Yank that this does not happen. No one worth their salt teaches history as a march of progress because it is not a march of progress. It's a chronological retelling of events. It most certainly does not trend upward either. Sure, we here in the States are enjoying lesser brother's 8 different personal podcasts and an empty, hedonistic lifestyle instead of being a bunch of hunter gathers running buffalo off a cliff but getting here was not a straight upwards trend. In fact, in the past couple of thousand years we've had some pretty hard resets. A child would hold this view point after taking a basic world history class and never thinking more about it.

Any historian worth their salt is not teaching history as a chronological retelling of events. History has always been a personal story for millennia. All the way back to Herodotus. We have certainly gotten better at getting the facts right since him. But you won't find a textbook that doesn't show some personal bias, much less a fucking monograph. And the latter is likelier to be written by someone worth their salt. As well as any teacher worth their salt, will be teaching from monographs before a text book, if not necessarily using the monographs, certainly their lectures will be. Its how I teach, its how I was taught, and you can tell the biggest difference between Coach and Mr. History Teacher in that.

As well as there have been surveys done that show Americans see that history has been a march of progress. As opposed to some Europeans like say the Spanish, who see history as a winding down from their golden age. So you can disagree with the notion. But, this isn't some idea conjured up from Bob out of the æther. He doesn't have the imagination for that.

 

[TigerGoblin]

I wish Santa was real so he could leave Bob his own weight in coal in his stocking.

He would need a train for that. Not a sled

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

He would need a train for that. Not a sled

But the train would need fuel so you'd need more coal to run the train but then you'd need even more coal to account for the extra weight of the fuel coal but then you'd need more coal to account for the weight of the fuel coal adjustment....

My God, it might never arrive.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Fake gamer boy doesn't understand that the GTA series usually doesn't involve direct sequels. Not shocked.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hey can someone direct me to the Bob tweet where he talks proudly about how he is a pawn of globalism

 

[verymuchawful]

Hey can someone direct me to the Bob tweet where he talks proudly about how he is a pawn of globalism

I don't think Null would like someone posting 10000+ links in a single message.
https://twitter.com/search?q=(from:the_moviebob) globalism&src=typed_query&f=live

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't think Null would like someone posting 10000+ links in a single message.
https://twitter.com/search?q=(from:the_moviebob) globalism&src=typed_query&f=live

I'm talking about a really specific tweet where he said he wasn't a pawn because he is carrying out some sort of duty

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob does this with just about everybody he hates though, its not new.
Trump "failed gameshow host"...

Despite the fact that The Apprentice ran for fourteen seasons under Trump's tenure as host.

Tucker "failson" who didn't get into the CIA, but runs the most successful opinion show on cable news
Joe "only famous for fear factor" Rogan who runs the most successful podcast in addition to being well respected by many athletes.

Two people whose opinions, unlike Moviebob's, are based in reality and not in superstition.

Any conservative woman "bimbo" because thats the only way they got into power.

Yet, Moviebob has simped for Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris, who literally slept her way into the political spotlight.

Dan "stupid snake" Crenshaw - representative and former Navy Seal, about 20 times more badass than Bob wishes he could be.

And more politically influential than Moviebob.

I could keep going if I wanted to but you get the point. He's doing this to diminish people so it doesn't look so stupid that he's acting superior to them.

Bona fide God Complex.

To put it bluntly, being Moviebob is his biggest crime and his worst punishment.

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[Positron]

Where does Peter Coffin and Razorfist fit into this?

We don't know too much about Coffin (He is very secretive about his personal affair), but I suspect he is a much more successful grifter than Bobby. Not to mention that Coffin has been closer to Breadtube than Bobby can ever dream of.

I can't comment on Raz0rfist.

As well as there have been surveys done that show Americans see that history has been a march of progress ... this isn't some idea conjured up from Bob out of the æther.

Enlightenment mentality basically, which Fucking-love-Science people like Bobby embrace as religion.

But the train would need fuel so you'd need more coal to run the train

Train sets can run on alcohol too, but would Bobby sacrifice his fairly small portion of high-fructose corn syrup for biofuel?

 

[cypocryphy]

Moron annually tortures his ears.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

rather than internalizing the fact that it was him all along that stole him of his future.

As said in the past. Even if he were to do that. The fact that his childhood still remains present in his mind pushes him back to double down in a foolish attempt of defiance. He cannot accept his bullies are still out there, and that they haven't suffered for what they did to him. Bob's emotional immaturity remains a factor why his future is doomed. But for him to accept that. He has to let go of the past. Something he rather die than do that.

If he wants to look like an informed speculator who CALLED IT he should probably instead spend his time on the idea that The Flash might be writing the Burtonverse into the DCEU canon rather than writing everything Snyder out of it.

Keep in mind. He hates Snyder with all his heart. And he would take the first shot to make sure he doesn't get a career again, or any of his ideas continue in the DCEU. This is most likely him taking at face value, and claiming as a victory because his hate boner continues to be that one that speaks for Bob. This is the same man that went toe to toe with JAY OLIVA because he was calling the Snyder Cut nonexistent, and pretty much cursed the fans when they got what they wanted.

Not the first time he has done this petty shit. But the most recent example.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Don't get me wrong, I've had my problems with Zack Synder. I hated Man of Steel and thought it was the worst possible way anyone could do a Superman film. I thought Batman V Superman was the worst modern superhero movie of all time and a pure distillation of everything wrong with them. But that said, I was happy for him when the Snyder Cut turned out good, and I completely believe he's capable of making a good movie. Bob's intense hatred of him seems more like brand loyalty than anything.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Moron annually tortures his ears.

A Christmas Story is a bitter and cynical movie. No wonder Bob thinks it's "really that good."

On that note, a Merry Christmas to my fellow Bobologists! I hope you're spending the holidays with friends and loved ones, eating lots of good food, and generally having a better day than our Diabetic Dictator!

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Don't get me wrong, I've had my problems with Zack Synder. I hated Man of Steel and thought it was the worst possible way anyone could do a Superman film. I thought Batman V Superman was the worst modern superhero movie of all time and a pure distillation of everything wrong with them. But that said, I was happy for him when the Snyder Cut turned out good, and I completely believe he's capable of making a good movie. Bob's intense hatred of him seems more like brand loyalty than anything.

The Snyder thing is fascinating because once upon a time Blobby use to Suck Snyder's dick like deep throating that thing calling Snyder one of the great film makers of his generation. Then he does a 180 and Snyder is now the worst things to happen to the comic book film medium and a hack.

 

[Adamska]

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Moron annually tortures his ears.

I was always a Home Alone guy, or the OG the Santa Clause guy.

Still it's really sad when the thing you look forward to on Christmas is listening to a mentally challenged Masshole use his thesaurus to preach to the choir that this story is a classic or whatever.

 

[cypocryphy]

Has Bob ever agreed with "bros" any anything after around 2014?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Fake gamer boy doesn't understand that the GTA series usually doesn't involve direct sequels. Not shocked.

Well he doesn't know shit about everything other than shoving down his throat.

 

[Soulless4510]

You know with movie Bob's punishment being movie bob it reminds me of red dwarf that scene where Kryten says Arnold J rimmer that is his crime but also his punishment.

But I'm like wait Arnold J rimmer is more interesting than movie bob can ever be and well hes actually somewhat fit so that too.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

To my fellow Bobologists I wish you all a merry Christmas. Remember that Jesus is the reason for the season and that even with this post we have not exceeded Bob's posting on twitter on Christmas day. Y'all make this site special for me, I hope I've been a boon to this thread despite my sperging, and I pray blessings upon you all.