DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Massively Strong Greed]

FTFY.

Merry Christmas, my fellow Kiwifarts.

Did he actually pronounce it as “Jahb”? Most people know it’s pronounced with a long O sound.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The rant about eating chicken and lobster being actual work was delusional even for Phil. After hearing that, I'm surprised he hasn't started blending all his food into a paste he can drink. But I guess sucking on a straw would be too much "work".

Doordash should have supplied a filipina lady to feed Phil deboned morsels, and another lady to move his mouth and jaw so he doesn't have to chew either.

I think we can all agree that what we learned during this episode of ''Fisting with the King™'' is that Adobo is the Dark Souls of cuisine.

 

[Dona Morte]

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The gout is calling to him

What the hell is this?
That looks dry as shit.
That tray looks too big and I am thinking there is ZERO seasoning on that.

Phil this LITERALLY looks like a pedophile van.
This response to what did you get for Christmas was the best

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Let's look at Kat's track record

Can't cook a turkey
Can't cook a ham
Can't even cook chicken wings in an air fryer

I'm not having high expectations for her being able to cook a roast beef especially since she's never done anything like it before.

Kat, stick with easy to eat casseroles and frozen meals.

 

[TurdFondler]

This response to what did you get for Christmas was the best
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Subaru Man talks a lot of shit for someone who got cucked by Phil Burnell

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

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Okay, well this looks pretty medicore, not terrible or the worst ever (at least it's not burnt) so I suspect Kat did everything, and Phil sat on his lazy ass playing WWE champions. There isn't a whole lot of seasoning on that, though. Just the minimum amount. For a bigger meat like this, seasoning an adequate amount is crucial otherwise it'll be bland.

 

[RougeRed]

A lot of pepul like to brown the roast quickly in a pan before putting it in the oven.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Another reason to beg no doubt

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Another reason to beg no doubt

I just knew she'd fuck it up

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

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Another reason to beg no doubt

Jesus that cunt is useless.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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He somehow fucked up Christmas too?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's literally four steps. How can you fuck up something with only four steps?

DIRECTIONS

1. Recommended: let roast sit uncovered at room temperature for 1 to 2 hours.
2. Preheat oven to 450°. In a small bowl, combine oil, garlic, rosemary, thyme, salt, and pepper. Rub all over roast.
3. Place roast in roasting pan fitted with a roasting rack. Roast for 15 minutes, then reduce heat to 325° and roast 1 hours 45 minutes more for medium, or 2 hours for medium well done.
4. Remove from oven and let rest 15 to 30 minutes before serving.

 

[Dona Morte]

It's literally four steps. How can you fuck up something with only four steps?

DIRECTIONS

1. Recommended: let roast sit uncovered at room temperature for 1 to 2 hours.
2. Preheat oven to 450°. In a small bowl, combine oil, garlic, rosemary, thyme, salt, and pepper. Rub all over roast.
3. Place roast in roasting pan fitted with a roasting rack. Roast for 15 minutes, then reduce heat to 325° and roast 1 hours 45 minutes more for medium, or 2 hours for medium well done.
4. Remove from oven and let rest 15 to 30 minutes before serving.

Wrong pan.
If you place it on a sheet- which looks like he did it will dry the fuck out.
I also always place chicken or any meat I bake in a glass pan and cover with aluminum foil.
ALWAYS cover your meat boys.
He has ZERO excuses millions of tutorials on YouTube.
I will add this to Phil especially:
Baking is different you gotta check that shit. I recommend a meat thermometer for you guys since you are novices.
Keep trying its satisfying when you get it.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jesus that cunt is useless.

Dave the stupid wop is useless, too.

Detractor Twitter suggests the roast is courtesy of QVC and Mama Burnell:

https://www.qvc.com/Kevin-OLeary-%282%29-175-lb-Fully-Cooked-Sous-Vide-Sirloin-Roasts.product.M64477.html

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Thought they already had the 'holiday dinner'.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Dave the stupid wop is useless, too.

Detractor Twitter suggests the roast is courtesy of QVC and Mama Burnell:

https://www.qvc.com/Kevin-OLeary-%282%29-175-lb-Fully-Cooked-Sous-Vide-Sirloin-Roasts.product.M64477.html

I would believe it, but Phil did say he went shopping on his day off and bought a chuck roast, which isn't a good choice for making a roast beef.

Phil fucking up and buying the incorrect cut of meat because it was cheaper is more believable to me.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Wrong pan.
If you place it on a sheet- which looks like he did it will dry the fuck out.
I also always place chicken in a glass pan and cover with aluminum foil.
ALWAYS cover your meat boys.
He has ZERO excuses millions of tutorials on YouTube.

Look here he works 2....TWO jobs 6 days a week on YouTube, he doesn't want or have time to watch it during his limited 18 hours a day spend not working.

This is clearly either the fault of Kiwi Farms, Tevin or whoever sold the roast. Maybe even all 3.

 

[Dona Morte]

Look here he works 2....TWO jobs 6 days a week on YouTube, he doesn't want or have time to watch it during his limited 18 hours a day spend not working.

Oh Khet doesn't exist I see?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Oh Khet doesn't exist I see?

wow just wow
How DARE you bring up his mom waife like that, she has a right to privacy.

But since you brought it up. She has been VEY busy working FULL TIME at her part time job and looking dreamingly at Geralt also takes up a lot of time, so GET.FUCKING.DEBUNKED.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kat logic: If it says cook at 325 for 2 hours I'll just cook it at 650 for 1 hour. Yes! I'm a genius!