DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is there any evidence of Kat actually being stupid or is it just a meme? I'm more inclined to believe DSP just does a lot of shit (poorly) himself to try and seem like a mature adult while she's apathetic and is just riding things out as long as she has a place she can live and effectively do whatever she wants.

Kat was unable to figure out how to cook chicken wings in an air fryer. She didn't flip them over so they didn't cook correctly. This was obviously the fryer's fault because who has time to flip their food? That's the whole purpose of having an air fryer so you don't have to do that.

I think it was the Halloween stream. Phil asked Kat to read some of the tip comments. She read them. Silently to herself. Phil had to tell her that she was supposed to read them out loud.

One Christmas they decided they were going to make a ham. They purchased an uncut slab of Black Forrest lunch meat. Kat couldn't cook it correctly probably because it wasn't a baking ham, it was unsliced lunch meat.

Kat said she loves K-Pop. When asked what her favorite group was, she couldn't name a single one.

This is a stretch but Kat's sister has said that Kat has Asperger's.

When Kat moved in she didn't start work right away. Phil said this was because he had to show her around town so she would know how to drive to work. She works 0.5 miles from their condo.

SubaruMan found out Kat was cheating on him because she was texting Phil right in front of him. She even let her boyfriend read the texts. Thus causing her to get kicked out of his house.

She met Phil a total of three times in her life before moving across the country to live with him.

I don't know if it's a reflection of her intelligence, but her eye makeup sure is "brave and stunning".

I'm sure I'm missing some more lore, but this is a good start on how smart she is.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

But she would at lest get the condo and could sell it ...

At most there's $150k in equity in that place, likely closer to $50k in the real world. How long can a 30-something live on that?

Two years. Been there done that.

 

[Lazycunt]

Kat gives a fuck about no one but Kat. Period! If she did, she'd honestly tell Dave about her homeless mom back in Michigan and try to get her the right help, along with her diseased riddled sister, Jenna. Get them help and when they're on the right track, help them get on their feet. However, they'd wouldn't want the help, instead a handout. Do I think Kat knows that? Probably and still doesn't give a rat's ass. She's set up in the pig-mansion while just making sure that Phil's true love is set on the table and he follows the ten demandments. One of them being "Thou shall not touch me!" and "Thou shall finish your fucking stream."

Who fucking cares mate like legit
Fuck the dumb whore and the dumb cunt mum, What is with the micky mouse bullshit.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Kat was unable to figure out how to cook chicken wings in an air fryer. She didn't flip them over so they didn't cook correctly. This was obviously the fryer's fault because who has time to flip their food? That's the whole purpose of having an air fryer so you don't have to do that.

I think it was the Halloween stream. Phil asked Kat to read some of the tip comments. She read them. Silently to herself. Phil had to tell her that she was supposed to read them out loud.

One Christmas they decided they were going to make a ham. They purchased an uncut slab of Black Forrest lunch meat. Kat couldn't cook it correctly probably because it wasn't a baking ham, it was unsliced lunch meat.

Kat said she loves K-Pop. When asked what her favorite group was, she couldn't name a single one.

This is a stretch but Kat's sister has said that Kat has Asperger's.

When Kat moved in she didn't start work right away. Phil said this was because he had to show her around town so she would know how to drive to work. She works 0.5 miles from their condo.

SubaruMan found out Kat was cheating on him because she was texting Phil right in front of him. She even let her boyfriend read the texts. Thus causing her to get kicked out of his house.

She met Phil a total of three times in her life before moving across the country to live with him.

I don't know if it's a reflection of her intelligence, but her eye makeup sure is "brave and stunning".

I'm sure I'm missing some more lore, but this is a good start on how smart she is.

Can't forget one of my personal favorites. When they both got Indian food for the first Feasting with the King, apparently Khet didn't like her food (some kind of meat with bones) and just decided to put it down the garbage disposal before Phil could stop her.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Who fucking cares mate like legit
Fuck the dumb whore and the dumb cunt mum, What is with the micky mouse bullshit.

Calm down. It's not as if anything else is happening right now in the DSPverse worth talking about.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Who fucking cares mate like legit
Fuck the dumb whore and the dumb cunt mum, What is with the micky mouse bullshit.

Honestly, you must care. Why? Because you responded. You could've ignored it like everything else. That was just a simple observation of the "Mickey Mouse bullshit." Don't like it? Ignore it. Disagree with it, roll your eyes, scroll RIGHT pass it, and move on with your life. It's not that deep.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

Is there any evidence of Kat actually being stupid or is it just a meme? I'm more inclined to believe DSP just does a lot of shit (poorly) himself to try and seem like a mature adult while she's apathetic and is just riding things out as long as she has a place she can live and effectively do whatever she wants.

She married Phil. I don't care how down on your luck you are she entered a legal contract with the King of all tard wranglers. When Phils ship finally sinks he'll use her bloated corpse as a life raft. And inevitably another sub mutant female will be drawn into the vortex.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

At most there's $150k in equity in that place, likely closer to $50k in the real world. How long can a 30-something live on that?

Two years. Been there done that.

I find this speculation interesting (being a numbers sperg an all), I'm not from the US so I might not understand the finer points of all this.

I get that it is given that she probably can't get anything better than minimum wage and maybe not even full time at that, $50K-$100K from the sunken ship SS DSP is by no means something she can live off.

But she should be able to use it so she can relocate to one of the cheaper states and buy something cheap, right?

I know it's a big ask seeing as she haven't exactly shown a lot of initiative in her life up until now, but in theory this should be possible, right?

 

[actually]

But she should be able to use it so she can relocate to one of the cheaper states and buy something cheap, right?

With $150k, sure. With $50k, she'd be hard-pressed to outright purchase something. If she had a job and could make enough money to afford a mortgage payment, she could certainly make a down payment on something.

 

[PieceofShet]

Not sure which is more sad: that he fucks up a precooked food or that he thinks its worth telling us next story time.

Holy fuck he has a pathetic life. Are you jealous yet guys?

EDIT: I bet... and this is just a wild guess... he will blame something else. It wont be his fault.

 

[MoonRocker]

Speculation regarding Khet is always difficult to accurately assess since we have such a limited data set to work on.

We have her videos where she attempted to stream a few games (poorly I might add); the Subaruman hair flip video where she doesn’t say anything but prominently displays her manly jaw; and the two streams she had with Phil where she looked like a hostage and seemed repulsed by Phil. That’s all we have and from what we can tell, she’s a socially awkward person who is obviously very insecure about her appearance based on her overall demeanor. She also appears to suffer from anxiety issues and doesn’t take criticism well since her skin seems just as thin as Phil’s (sound familiar)?

We haven’t seen a peep of her in almost 4 years. People change and 4 years is quite a long time. Has she gotten closer to Phil? Has she warmed up to him? Or has she gotten more cold and distant? Think about this for a second (and especially if you’re in a relationship yourself): do you consider how these two are living in any manner or for normal? For me, I think it’s one of the most abnormal relationship I’ve ever witnessed.

Some of the things we can extrapolate based on the dynamic of their relationship is that it’s an extremely weird one, dysfunctional at the very least but still trucking along apparently.

I don’t know how many of you guys are in relationships but my girl would have broken up long ago if I shut myself into a dusty office for upwards of 7-8 hours per day to beg for money online. She would want to spend time with me since, you know, that’s what you get into a relationship for in the first place: getting to know your SO and doing shit with said SO.

Phil has confirmed that they barely have time to hang out; they don’t travel; they don’t go to restaurants during the week besides on their off day; they do any outside activities together; they don’t do anything that could be considered spontaneous to jolt this weird zombie relationship that they’re in. And considering Phil’s lack of exercise, poor eating habit, recent shame in regards to anything overtly sexual, and alcohol problem, his sex drive must be nonexistent and therefore their sex life also nonexistent. Basically, a huge component of their relationship is just not there.

What do they for her birthday? Go to a restaurant/ pet store then stay home. What do they for his birthday? Go to a restaurant then stay home. What do they do for Spring Break? Stay home. What do they do for the summer? Stay home. What do they for 4th of July? Stay home. What do they for Halloween? Stay home. What do they for NYE? Stay home.

I’ve dated a lot of women in my life, even one’s that enjoyed games, but all of them enjoyed doing stuff outside more than they did staying home because we often bonded closer together after experiencing life outside of four walls.

Their relationship is either one of two things: one, Phil got lucky AF and found a fellow hermit or two, Khet tolerates the pig so that she gets a free ride in life.

Given how emotionally traumatized Phil became when Leanna left him, I would be really surprised if he let her live a life outside of the Gout Fort and would allow her too much freedom.

Ultimately, these two aren’t a couple. They’re two completely different people living different lives under the same household.

You know what we call such people? Roommates.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Their marriage reminds me of when someone on Red Dwarf was trying to explain parallel universes to Rimmer( a dead person with more social skill that Phillbert):

"Two bodies occupying the same space unaware of each others existence"

"Sounds like my parents in bed"

Sometimes two freaks can complete each other, kinda cute in a way. But this isn't one of these cases, the divorce arc gonna be epic. Even if Khet stays publically shtum (which she probs will cos tism) the salt from pigroach will be epic. That's my new year wish.

 

[Fren]

The rant about eating chicken and lobster being actual work was delusional even for Phil. After hearing that, I'm surprised he hasn't started blending all his food into a paste he can drink. But I guess sucking on a straw would be too much "work".

For that would actually have to use a kitchen utensil like a blender. The only thing the Roach uses in his kitchen is his stupid coffee maker for is garbage tinned coffee and once in a blue moon his stove for his authentic Italian caramel sauce.
It's to much work dood.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

And Daves self awarenes stat just went from 0 to -10

 

[tzgnilki]

And Daves self awarenes stat just went from 0 to -10
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just a tip for the other 40yr old first time cooks

put a baking dish with some water on the tray underneath your meat, or cover the meat with foil to keep some moisture in

and you don't experiment on christmas god damn

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

And Daves self awarenes stat just went from 0 to -10
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They say his brain shrank three sizes that day...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil the unstoppable.

Does this refer to the non-stop begging or being unable to stop spending all his money on WWE Champions?

 

[David Davidson]

Alright retards, I'm about to give spergs a good name after what I am about to do.


Above you will see a screen shot of Jasper in front of what is to be assumed the "family room TV".
We can assume that the avg cat skull length is 4.28 ± 0.26 cm base on google searches. Using Jasper as a ruler we can determine that (with assumptions) that the total length on screen is 9.25 Jasper Heads or 39.72 +- 2.41 cm.

Now we know that is not the total length of the TV is not in screen so we can interpolate based on the percentage shown vs not. Using the same methodology, we can scale some of the highlighted potions of his display. We can use precious highlighted images like the one shown in the left side of the image that it is highlighted and slightly larger then interpret the scaling.
Based on the below image, The vertical factor (of a controlled square) is ~5x to have that same length go vertically across the screen.



Conclusion:
Using the jasper head, factored in with the known scaling... we get a very Merry Christmas to all of you fucking degenerates. It's been a great year and here's to another one.
No one would actually go to this length to try and dox Phil's TV... right?








Also it's like a 42 inch TV I guess if you follow the math which I think is what he originally bought

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Alright retards, I'm about to give spergs a good name after what I am about to do.

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Above you will see a screen shot of Jasper in front of what is to be assumed the "family room TV".
We can assume that the avg cat skull length is 4.28 ± 0.26 cm base on google searches. Using Jasper as a ruler we can determine that (with assumptions) that the total length on screen is 9.25 Jasper Heads or 39.72 +- 2.41 cm.
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Now we know that is not the total length of the TV is not in screen so we can interpolate based on the percentage shown vs not. Using the same methodology, we can scale some of the highlighted potions of his display. We can use precious highlighted images like the one shown in the left side of the image that it is highlighted and slightly larger then interpret the scaling.
Based on the below image, The vertical factor (of a controlled square) is ~5x to have that same length go vertically across the screen.

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Conclusion:
Using the jasper head, factored in with the known scaling... we get a very Merry Christmas to all of you fucking degenerates. It's been a great year and here's to another one.
No one would actually go to this length to try and dox Phil's TV... right?








Also it's like a 42 inch TV I guess if you follow the math which I think is what he originally bought

Congratulation I award you the Grand Order of Autism:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Is there any evidence of Kat actually being stupid or is it just a meme? I'm more inclined to believe DSP just does a lot of shit (poorly) himself to try and seem like a mature adult while she's apathetic and is just riding things out as long as she has a place she can live and effectively do whatever she wants.

She plays Skyrim without mods.