Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Ralph's absolute unit of a noggin never cease to amaze me, especially in contrast with the rest of his grotesque body which could only be described as a half-empty colostomy bag with four toothpicks sticking out of it in random directions. He needs to battle it out with MovieBob for the highly prized gold medal in the Internet Skullmog Olympics in the category of People With Rapidly Dwindling Audience.
 
May is an odd-looking person but not so odd that anyone would care if she weren't also horrible. Like the start of Matilda says, when you're an absolutely horrible person, it just shines through.
That and it’s funnier because Ethan Ralph thinks she’s some kind of prize. Or he did at some point in the past.
 
That and it’s funnier because Ethan Ralph thinks she’s some kind of prize. Or he did at some point in the past.
Ethan's "standards" seem to begin and end with "not fat." Which is of course rich coming from him.

I used to be in the camp of May not being as ugly as people here meme her up to be but the more pics I see the less tenable that position feels.
 
Ethan's "standards" seem to begin and end with "not fat." Which is of course rich coming from him.

I used to be in the camp of May not being as ugly as people here meme her up to be but the more pics I see the less tenable that position feels.
Nah. Nora was fat, Ade was middle aged fat, and Faith had some junk in the trunk too. Ralph likes that because niggers like it.
 
Ethan's "standards" seem to begin and end with "not fat." Which is of course rich coming from him.
He’ll settle for bloated with no tits, which is technically not fat but still revolting. Not to mention the crime scene above the neck on this beast.

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The glare from the Christmas lights makes it look like Ralph is using all of his meth-fueled powers he can to banish her and her unborn gunt-demon to another dimension.
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1. Is Ralph wearing MC Hammer pants with the low crotch?

2. Those lifts looks so high it’s like he’s got Prince’s high-heeled boots hidden inside those Fauxberlands.
 
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1. Is Ralph wearing MC Hammer pants with the low crotch?

2. Those lifts looks so high it’s like he’s got Prince’s high-heeled boots hidden inside those Fauxberlands.
I was originally joking when I said Ralph used height inserts in his shoes but after seeing the pictures I'm 99% sure he does. Screenshot_20211128-210613.jpg

Also may looks like shit. You know it's bad when the photoshopped pictures are hard to discern from the actual photos.
 
The glare from the Christmas lights makes it look like Ralph is using all of his meth-fueled powers he can to banish her and her unborn gunt-demon to another dimension.
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holy shit, look what he's wearing to cope with being short. Nothing says coping with height like wearing boots indoor. Be a man and wear sandals you fat fuck, your horse is wearing socks.
 
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