DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

This guy is such a narcissistic liar,he has zero qualms when it comes to lying and then gets triggered when someone calls him out,he just said "yeah dude the first playthrough I did of this game was epic,it was so long,it was hundreds of parts cause back then,10 years ago, on youtube you couldn't post long videos,they didn't let you" meanwhile in a quick search I can find a longplay for Doom from 11 years ago that is 56 minutes long.

Spoiler: Doom longplay

The ability this narcissistic nigger has to take every single minuscule opportunity to lie and re-write history makes me MATI, no Phil you didn't upload 100 parts of 10 minutes each because youtube didn't allow you to make longer videos, it's because you wanted to use the algorithm to your advantage and spammed like 30 videos per day.

Spoiler: More longplays

Video of him lying about it:

✂️ Nothing I could do! I had to spam videos!

23 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "Dec 26 Major Stream - Skyrim: Elder Scrolls V" by Raw DSP Archive

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Edit: shortly after that someone donates with a superchat and says "glitch or feature??" as a joke and Phil responds in a deadpan tone "oh you mean all the floating shit? I'm pretty they are still glitches *throat clear* ". Just a small example of how he is a terrible unfunny streamer,someone makes a joke and this autist responds as if the question was serious,there are so many examples of this but I just don't remember them.

 

[Quindoll]

Okay. I am not a big gamer, but I did play Skyrim back in the day. I jumped into DDM shortly before he had to open the door for the first "boss room". It's amazing how he, somebody that played the game, cannot remember that the code for the door is on the claw.
He was puzzled, then looked at chat and chat delivered the answer. He then searched for the claw in his inventory. It wasn't under quest items so he quickly search everywhere for a solid 2 minutes, passing the claw once btw, until he found the claw again.

Holy shit.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED

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I get Christmas day to disconnect and wake up Boxing Day to find out...

Phil's chat is as exceptional as ever...

Fuckin YIKES

Of course it's the time of year for GIVING not RECEIVING Jones you Tard!

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Is there any evidence of Kat actually being stupid or is it just a meme? I'm more inclined to believe DSP just does a lot of shit (poorly) himself to try and seem like a mature adult while she's apathetic and is just riding things out as long as she has a place she can live and effectively do whatever she wants.

Very late but during the Indian Food FwtK Phil claimed that Kat put the bone-in (be still my heart) goat curry into the garbage disposal and turned it on. She then proceeded to just stare at the garbage disposal as it tried to grind up the bones just making it fucking roar and ultimately dulling or ruining the blades until Phil came over to investigate the noise and turn off the garbage disposal and remove the bones.
Literal 62IQ moment. Tried to garbage disposal bones and just stared in a stupor as it made ungodly noises.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

New rule - anyone who complains about the difficulty is getting banned. So enjoy 3 - 4 months of watching him walk around and one shot everything.

 

[KD6-3.7]

New rule - anyone who complains about the difficulty is getting banned. So enjoy 3 - 4 months of watching him walk around and one shot everything.

While saying shit like, “Yikes, dood! That was TOUGH, mayun! This game can be such hard work! See? I’m playing on normal but in reality the game actually is pretty tough, dood…”

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Chat is actually handholding him about items he should sell or keep. Unbelievable.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

New rule - anyone who complains about the difficulty is getting banned. So enjoy 3 - 4 months of watching him walk around and one shot everything.

Someone asked him if he was playing on normal and he said "am I playing on normal? No, I'm playing on adept, I think WE(???) are playing it on adept" Boy I wonder what difficulty adept is,since it has 1x NPC damage taken and 1x player damage taken. King of semantics.

✂️ I'm not playing on normal,I'm playing on normal!

16 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "Dec 26 Major Stream - Skyrim: Elder Scrolls V" by Raw DSP Archive

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[Organized Derailment]

Chat is actually handholding him about items he should sell or keep. Unbelievable.

I WOULD ARGUE that's pretty on par for a DSP stream.

 

[Agent Proper]

This fucking stream is sadder than "To Bid You Farewell" by Opeth.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So I see we are back using an older shittier overlay for the ''podcast'', ok then.

Hi Phil. ''Skimming the top of the iceberg as they say.'' NO! That is not what they say. It's either ''The top of the iceberg'' or ''skimming the surface''.
Valedictorian? AP English classes? Yeah I doubt that very much unless your highschool was a school for exceptional individuals.By Phil.

Handmade pancakes? ok? Describing this as a lot of work ,again, ok?

The Jasper gift segment was pathetic.

Asked about watching his own videos in the retro event. Goes chimpout on the guy asking saying ''you want me to be toxic but I'm not going to do that'' calling the person a fucking idiot and moron.

''I don't document much'' almost his entire life is on YouTube in some way.

Going into such detail about what your cat did/does, doesn't point to a family life. This is cat lady shit.

The only thing that was Christmas about his Christmas was that they listened to Christmas music, else it was just another day off

Food, food, food, food

Stupid nudniks that made the recipe, they RUINED the Burnell Christmas. BTW PHIL when you use alcohol in food the heat burns away the alcohol so only the raw taste of whatever you used is left.

And as @tzgnilki said. You don't experiment with Christmas dinner. Dinner ruined, make a fucking sandwich. This fuckers life breaks down the second he can't DD.

Again he compares his life to ''A Christmas Story''.
Again eating Chinese takeout and drinking.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

New rule - anyone who complains about the difficulty is getting banned. So enjoy 3 - 4 months of watching him walk around and one shot everything.

He actively making the playthrough boring but also wants you to tip him still despite not doing anything new or interesting. Him getting pestered about the difficulty is the only entertaining thing going on with it.

Incredibly safe playthrough for him of walking around in heavy armor, facetanking shit while mashing punch, then sneaking around like a fuckin asshole. That's a fuckin snoozer, Phil. I hope he regrets this playthrough after people move on and the tips dry up. This is incredibly punishing for everyone and I'd like to see him suffer for playing this way.

And we haven't even got to the fishing yet.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This cracked me up and is DSP-adjacent enough to post. I think.

 

[Wormy]

While saying shit like, “Yikes, dood! That was TOUGH, mayun! This game can be such hard work! See? I’m playing on normal but in reality the game actually is pretty tough, dood…”

I myself am a former Pro Fighting Game Player...

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil was never going to get that Pizza, they only deliver in a certain radius.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Literacy, or maybe better to say abstract thinking.
Now you are making me curious to rewatch her game play, except isn't it gone right?
Yes that is ONE of the signs of the spectrum.
The inability to "read the room" according to Subaru man is other.
(source: slight pl)
There might be some learning disability based on what you guys say.
(I only watched Tenon stream on this once)

Might steal that for a sticker or t-shirt.

Go forth my friend and do whatever you will with it, what's mine is yours fellow nudnik.

Wonder how long he will drag Skyrim out.

That's a complicated question, you have to factor in a lot of variables so.........
just kidding it comes down to either the amount of money po$itivity shown, or if he is planning on this taking the place of Last Judgement as the ''late chill stream''.

he looks like someone who has done years of hard time in solitary confinement. what the fuck is he doing to himself?

Gin, Door Dash and gatcha. Combined with isolating himself inside Castle Goutskull.

 

[Wormy]

Castle Goutskull.

He discovered his true powers when he held aloft his magic Youtube stream and yelled "I HAVE THE PAYPIGS!"

 

[PieceofShet]

@actually If it stays like this, he wont play it too long. (I think you asked how long he will play it)

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

lol.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Phil was never going to get that Pizza, they only deliver in a certain radius.

I just heard this anecdote, and I don't know why I thought he would meet the wage slaves half way and at least go pick up the fucking pizza, given the extenuating circumstances all around. Every Papa Johns around here seems desperate for drivers, and there's no chance any of them care enough about that job to work Christmas. Dude's expecting full-steam service on a holiday in a service industry 99.9% fielded by contractors. Just as well you didn't get that pizza Phil. If it were me I would have fucked with it en route for.

But then I remembered who was talking. I'm glad the Papa John's guy laughed at him and left him on hold. I know Phil tends to exaggerate, but that does sound like the average Papa John's call. They probably would have taken his order, but Phil couldn't be bothered to wait on hold like everyone else who calls an order in.