Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

4chan mages are so much more fun than reddit witches.
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If any of you have seen the comedian Ryan Long, him and his cohost briefly brought up "The Witch" community on their podcast.


Starts at 1:12:00. Best comment though was just, "Can we burn them yet?"
Awesome, they actually have chapters set to the points in the podcast.


With a second witches vs patriarchy chapter after it.

 
Awesome, they actually have chapters set to the points in the podcast.


With a second witches vs patriarchy chapter after it.

Yeah, I was just listening to it when driving, so I didn't really notice the stamps, I actually thought it was just one segment initially.
 
Are the wiccans still trying to challenge God? Because them trying hard to defeat God made me kek.
I think they gave up trying to hex Allah after Allah knocked one of them out or something?

This was all about 4 months ago and I can't remember all the details, for what it's worth.
 
I think they gave up trying to hex Allah after Allah knocked one of them out or something?

This was all about 4 months ago and I can't remember all the details, for what it's worth.
There definitely aren't any Wiccans claiming that they won. Most of the ones who talked about losing looked like they were just fucking with the witches though.
 
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Everyday I'm more convinced that people under the age of 20 should not be allowed on the internet unless they have a psychological evaluation.

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Would it be blood magick if they stabbed someone and had sex with the wound?

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Take a deep breath in, then out. It will all be okay.

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Don't laugh at people with cancer.

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He's not going to take away your rights as a woman. Relax.

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I thought familiars are animals though.
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Throwing up is not that big of a deal though. Just clean it up and move on.

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What do you mean by "ride"?

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It kind of looks like a cockroach stripper.

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I don't get the gender part. Gender is just gender. It's a part of life. Why would you hate it that much.

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Just use a bidet or baby wipes. It's cleaner.

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Go to the spine doctor or something.

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What kind of blogs? I've never seen any that distressed me that much.

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That reminds me. I have 30 limes that I bought on sale. What should I make with them? I was thinking key lime pie or something.

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Tbf, driving lessons are expensive and I can understand why they want to pass now. For me, it's 140$ for 2 hours.

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Hi Glass, I'm cast iron pan.
 
>my Job is......
Meaning is intrinsic to the human experience. People will always find a purpose or job for themselves. Its too bad her normal life is so unfulfilling that she needs her idiotic justice larp.
>being a war witch is committing crimes *teehee*
"Don't worry guise I'm on the side of justice I just want to use my magick to help people even rapists and TAAAWK-SICK people. Also, fuck the system be gay do crimes lmao"
If justice witchcraft already is fixing all the worlds injustices wouldn't the crimes committed by war witches have to be unjust in order not to fall under the category of justice witchcraft?
 
God I love /x/. Crazy or larp, they're fun.

"Straddling a naked priest bound over a pentagram drawn with her own blood, she rode him to the point of climax. With his engorged member poised on the verge of ejaculation, she pierced his heart with a dagger, killing him instantly and dispatching his soul to Satan's care."

That's kinda hot ngl.

 
Do these people realise just what Christianity thinks of witchcraft?
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And not only that, but is this retard trying to predict the end times which most sections of Christianity frowns upon to the point that it's considered a sin and no one except for God and Jesus can ever truly know when the Apocalypse is supposed to happen? Then again, most of these so-called witches are a bunch of narcs that do think they're on par with the likes of God.
 
Trying to predict the Christian end times? That seems Sisyphean.

Matt. 25:13 – “Watch therefore, and be prepared, for you know neither the day nor the hour.” - Just one of several verses stressing that you can't and won't know it.

"If you don't believe our Lord's words, why do you believe in his return at all?"
-CS Lewis, The World's Last Night

Something, something, "Suffer not the Witchblr users to live".
 
oh noes, only us holy enbies can larp as witches now! idk why an old ass man would declare himself a leading voice in promoting polytheism but then shit on terfs and heathens who share those beliefs. John Beckett tranny saga when? i love how when ppl get obsessed with this culture war crap and simp for trannies, they all end up sounding like tiktok zoomers.

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Why do these morons make these dumb predictions? You are always going to be losers.
They want to believe they'll come true. It's like how Q tards constantly predict that Donald Trump'll be appointed God-Emperor by a choir of angels and send Biden to Gitmo despite nothing like that ever happening.
 
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