Cringiest posts in the tumblr sub-forum.

[JU 199]

Welcome to the tumblr sub-forum's official cringe thread!

Tumblr is a great website for rearing lolcows of all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately some people miss the point, trollshield or use the farms to pursue pathetic tumblr ventetas

For example-

"exceptional individual" is a ableist slur toward people with developmental disorder such as autism and down syndrome, actually.
but yeah, this ain't tumblr Rabbie >:L

Cringe posts include (but are not limited to)

• Crying ableism, transphobia, etc regardless of context and getting butthurt when users are antagonistic towards language policing

• Trollshielding a la "I'm not as retarded as XXX tumblr user" or "I'm not as bad as Dobson, my bonicle art is better!"

• Extreme power leveling aka 2deep4u depression

• Pursuing tumblr vendettas on this website. Not every otherkin SJW is vade-tier.

• Edit: BONUS CRITERIA: Users who take cartoons waaayyyyy too seriously.

Get linking those cringe posts!

 

[JU 199]

More examples!

I had very bad experience with truscums, and I don't agree with all the transmed politics.

As an Autistic person myself, and one that is obviously so (and I do mean legitimate, professionally diagnosed Autism) who has been living with the condition my entire life, tumblr's fetishization and stereotyping of people on the Autism spectrum is fucking sickening and dehumanizing. The vast majority of these twats are probably neurotypical as fuck and probably overprivileged brats.

 

[melty]

No. I am sat here in a fucking UNIVERSITY LECTURE in tears as I type this. I'm trying to hide my crying from my uni classmates and lecturer because it's fucking embarrassing.

I am revealing my powerlevel here but I have Asperger's Syndrome and still live with my parents. This is VITAL info. IF the police come to my house, I will be made homeless as I have already had the police at my door for petty incidents in the past.

 

[JU 199]

Can you prove you're not a pedophile by recording a video of yourself fucking an old lady? With sagging natural boobies the size of shriveled up watermelons?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

My ANONYMOUS friend posted my story on a forum called “kiwi farms” under the alias “lainiwakuraa” for me and would relay messages there. As an autistic individual, (Asperger’s syndrome) that site (filled with ableist jokes towards autistic people) made me rather uncomfortable but it was the ONLY place I could find where people where discussing purplekecleon. I posted my story there. The only posts on that forum made by me were the ones talking about my experiences with Marl.

 

[DNJACK]

anything by @Meowthkip

 

[女鬼]

Why would ANYONE assume Mandy would do that? (I mean, she's cruel, but to make her actually commit 9/11? I don't think she'd go THAT far.) Hell, why would anyone create something so horrendous?

Wait, don't answer that. I saw him being a pedophile to his own creations. Seems legit.

Mandy being, of course, a cartoon character.

 

[Trombonista]

"Let me preface this by stating that I like the idea of fucking dogs."

Got the guy his own thread.

 

[女鬼]

I just heard about that whole SU fandom shitstorm the other day and oh man, I just don't wanna live on this planet anymore. Please throw me at Venus so I can die in a fiery maelstrom of death.
I used to be a huge fan of the show, it was so awesome! I never participated in the fandom but I loved seeing all the fantastic art and reading all the different theories people had. I didn't realize the fandom was shit until shortly after the Keystone Motel incident...
Anyway, this hateful psychotic happening just, it's tarnished my love for the show. I know it's dumb to let the fandom affect how I feel about it this much, but it's just too much :/
I hope they end the show soon, but hopefully put up one more episode with a huge cliffhanger and then maybe have a PSA at the end of the episode with Rebecca Sugar explaining why they're ending it.

Duuuuude I know!!!!!! I know it's been repeated a million times but I want to repeat it a million times more: the SU fandom is a toxic cesspool of vile, disgusting, horrible human beings!!

 

[Polish_Privilege]

"Let me preface this by stating that I like the idea of fucking dogs."

Got the guy his own thread.

How can someone write that, read it, and think "YEAH, on the site devoted to the idea of laughing at stupidity, it's a great idea to write this!" Maybe I give some people too much credit thinking people actually read what they write before posting...

 

[JU 199]

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

"Let me preface this by stating that I like the idea of fucking dogs."

Got the guy his own thread.

The dogfucker was trollshielding Vade.
Then a pedophile showed up to trollshield the dogfucker.
Then an incest aficionado showed up to trollshield the pedophile.

It was amazing.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Fuck's sake, as if I couldn't be more disgusted by them.

Of course they're now piggybacking off the "people are bigots to Autistics" they can get pity points off it, and that's all PK cares about.

Spoiler: Personal, I know, I'm sorry. Relevant.

I'm not going to lie, as the person they said that stuff to, I'm actually kind of shaking and feel like vomiting. Like this actually makes me feel really sick.

(I just wanted to say this to anyone who might stumble on this forum, to show them how much damage this does to actual sufferers.)

I'm actually really educated on trans issues, and I once wrote a super long post on it (if you think the shit I write here is long, oh boy, wait until you see my posts elsewhere when I really get into it), I can link it here if you want?

Also, speaking as an actual Autistic (who is educated on the issue and did their research (like actually (and has done extensive research on it), and didn't just read a few fucking pages)), I'd say out of ALL the people on SU Pearl is the least Autistic. Pearl is clearly OCD, but I see no signs of Autism at all. They don't act Autistic, and I say this with Pearl once being my favorite character. I wouldn't be surprised if Sapphire and Ruby are though (and thus Garnet), but still it's not a good idea to prescribe characters as Autistic, especially when so many people don't know how it works.

 

[女鬼]

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Oh Christ, my name appears on there when I actually meant to like @Sigyn's comment. The shame.

 

[BF 388]

Christine is homosexual. She claims to be such and we should respect her identity

 

[Petronella]

*submits all of my own posts*

 

[cumrobbery]

tumblr sub forum is funny

 

[JU 199]

IMHO, androgynous is to do with looks. Like, a person could look like a man or a woman yet be a cisgender man or woman.

and this

Well, I am pro-death penalty so I also would not care if you got the death penalty for your actions. Also, at least I never raped someone unlike you @James Terry Mitchell Jr.

Implying that's Dirk's done something almost as bad as rape

 

[OldInternetMeme]

Just because someone is asexual doesn't mean they're aromantic.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

I've come prepared for this moment.

Spoiler: On Headmates

Spoiler: 5 months later I finally understand the reference but it's still dumb

Spoiler: Breaking News: A Steven Universe Quote Gets Ruined Somehow

Here's my favorite source of fremdschämen on the online; Kiwis being ashamed or upset because of an inconsequential coincidence.

Spoiler: Crab Battle, Crab Battle (actually something about the Irish)

Spoiler: Vade once lived in Florida, Florida Man is upset

Spoiler: Did you know people can be similar ages?

Spoiler: Race War Race War 2-0-1-4

Spoiler: Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?