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- Apr 3, 2021
never let children on the internet
Kittydog (real name Zola Williams, born February 6th, 2003) is a wildly histrionic, autistic, hypersexual, eye-bleeding furry animation meme creator and “musician” who, as well as being genderfluid and plural, has been in a constant cycle of being “done with drama, for real this time” for the past 6 years.
Kittydog has been in a constant state of arrested development ever since she became popular online. She makes a big deal of the growth and change she’s gone through, and how proud of herself she is, but there has been no appreciable change in her behavior. She has been irreparably groomed into degeneracy by the internet and her only recourse is drawing neon furries.
Among other things, Williams has: defended bestiality, defended pedophiles, abused her dog, showcased her animal dildos in discord servers full of children, all with a fan base that is largely in the age range of 10-14.
She also makes stuff like this.
Even her sycophantic audience of tweenage furries were not pleased with this masterpiece:
Origins: Or why you should never let children on the internet
Kittydog started animating on Flipnote for the Nintendo DS at the age of 9, in 2012-2013. There isn’t lot from this time, other than the first animation she ever made, here.
However, she started to rapidly gain popularity in 2016-2017, as with the rise of the YouTube animation meme community (basically animation templates set to specific songs that other people copy), several of her animation memes became immensely popular, especially “copycat” “hotto dogu” and “floppy ears“, wracking up millions of views each. Kittydog was 13-14 at the time, and did not deal with her newfound e-fame particularly well.
Her big claim to fame (minus her animations) is her fursona, “Crystal”, who is one of her eponymous kittydogs - neon cat dog hybrids. Its eyebleeding design is the most consistent thing about kittydog.
She quickly became controversial for, at her young age, inserting weirdly sexual themes into her videos, as seen here:
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It would only get worse from here.
An Aside: Birdie
During this time she also attracted the attention of Birdie. Originally this section was just a link to Birdie’s thread, but Birdie’s thread does not adequately explain the sequence of events/drama surrounding her in relation to Kittydog, so here is a better explanation.
Birdie, real name Sophie Harrington (born September 22, 2004), aka Jack Harrington, aka Lucifer, aka Spritecranbirdie, aka Strawberrix, aka Alias, is a deranged then-child animation meme creator who wanted to fuck Kittydog. Kittydog played along initially, encouraging her extremely obsessive behavior seemingly just for the fun of it.
In 2016, near the height of Kittydog’s popularity, Sophie proved herself to be disturbed, often drawing herself (or her self-insert characters) murdering, raping, and dismembering people she didn’t like. She became obsessed with Zola (after becoming obsessed with another underage animation YouTuber, Sleepykinq) who egged her on by inserting/mentioning Sophie in her videos. Because all involved in this situation were retarded children, nothing really got done about it. Children were exposed to extremely degrading sexual content and at no point did anyone involved think to get these preteens away from the computer.
Sophie continued to spiral, displaying more of the same BPD-type behavior. After 80 billion other internet dramas, her parents finally took notice. As a result, Sophie was permabanned from the internet by her parents. However, this was far too late to fix her internet brain poisoning and severe autism. She is now legally an adult, so she’ll probably start causing problems again soon. This isn’t that important to understanding Kittydog now, but it gets brought up fairly often to this day.
Bad Art
Kittydog’s art is a prime example for why you’re supposed to study anatomy before moving into stylization. Her shapes are formless, inconsistent blobs, regardless of if she’s drawing humans or her eponymous kittydogs. In addition, she has absolutely no knowledge of color theory, and all of her art is filled with clashing neon eyeburners. There’s only so much you can improve when you only draw the same thing over and over and over again (neon furry femboy thirst traps). Also, half of her drawings are just straight up mirrored.
Her art is but a small facet of her lolcowdom, but it’s telling that she refuses to practice any kind of anatomy, even that of animals.
Videos/Music
Zola’s claim to fame. She’s amassed over 600k subscribers and 150 million views doing them, so you think they’d have some appeal, right? Well….
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Kittydog has improved in the technical movement of animation, but not in color, anatomy, or stylization, leading to amateurish content that exclusively attracts attention-deficit furries.
She’s also uploaded some original songs, which almost all revolve about how sad she is/her struggles with online fame. Most are just very mediocre, but recently she’s been crossing over into hyper pop type music (like the already posted Bees video) which physically hurts to listen to.
NSFW controversy
Until February 6th, 2021, Kittydog was a minor. Did this stop her from making uncomfortably sexual content before this time? Lol. In fact, at one point her NSFW carrd contained a countdown timer until she was legal.
However, now that she’s legally an adult, it’s gotten much worse. She plasters haphazard [18+ only] warnings on half her animations, but they’re still filled with cutesy neon furries and posted on the same channel she uploads everything else on, so it has stopped precisely no minors from accessing this content.
She often posts NSFW art/animations, which she herself voice acts.
Black[?] Girls [Might] Fuck Dogs + Proshipping
In 2018, Zola joined a discord server which she claims “groomed her into being a zoophile.” She received widespread criticism for this. She now excuses all her actions during this time period due to the fact she was groomed, and claims she is in therapy.
This whole drama is covered extensively in this nearly 50 minute long, extremely autistic video made by another furry:
Long story short, according to Kittydog: she was into the idea of fucking dogs at the time, had a discord server where she talked about her various degeneracies, but did not have access to any animals herself, and she admits it “wouldve been bad” if she had. She was into zoophilia, but claims she never acted on it, even though she was around people that did, and approved of doing so. In addition, she repeatedly sent photos of her animal dildos while underage, which she admits to, but says she doesn’t do anymore.
Another drama that Kittydog got herself into was her defense of ‘proshipping’. The whole discourse is far too autistic to go into, and it has its own thread, here. In case you don’t want to go into that whole saga of autism, the basic gist is this: proshippers believe that you should be allowed to “ship” incest, pedophilia, and all kinds of social taboos without social reproach. “Antis” are those that disagree with them. From a moral perspective, the antis have the high ground, but both sides are retarded in practice, as self-proclaimed antis are invariably 14 year old twitter users who will cry if an anime character is drawn two shades too light.
Kittydog was, for a long while, on the side of the proshippers.
Her “proship OC”.
She later excused this by saying ‘the antis‘ were attacking her for her former zoo drama and she was being groomed, and now she’s on neither side.
Plural/Gender nonsense
Zola, being a furry zoomer in Current Year, is both a “plural system” and a chronic genderspecial. Plurals are a disastrous community that can be read about here but if you’re somehow unaware, they believe themselves to be multiple personalities in one body. It’s like DID (which is also fake) but without the diagnoses/medical qualifications. She has an entire carrd devoted to the members of this system. The carrd is now closed, but you can view archives here.
When she received criticism for “faking being a system” on twitter she stated that she did not have DID… but continues to operate as a “system” anyway, though she’s said she’ll stop talking about it and only “operate as a system privately”. She has since shut down her system channel and system carrd, but she still draws her ‘alters’ in her videos.
In addition to her system, she believes herself to be “genderfluid”, and in addition to actual pronouns goes by a bunch of random shit like “kit/kits” and “pup/pups”. This is all documented in her Pronouny, a website solely made to keep track of an individual’s pronouns, because we’ve reached that level of end-stage civilization autism.
Kittydog’s views on both gender and sexuality are confusing and contradictory, like most zoomers. She has described herself, a woman with two X chromosomes, as a “femboy”, stating that it “wasn’t inherently sexual”. She has thankfully made no effort to transition in any capacity (as she is pathologically incapable of putting effort towards anything besides drawing neon furries) and almost certainly never will.
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She then immediately followed this up by saying she was also a tomboy, and included this drawing, which is apparently what Zola thinks men look like:
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Origins 2: Of Spatulas & Child Grooming
And now for something different: not all of KD’s problems seem to stem from her online history.
Her dad is a… strange man.
Zola claims her parents physically abused her, and while that is claimed by many cows it seems to be the truth. Her dad several times referred to some sort of custody battle with Zola’s mother which eventually resulted in his kids being taken away from him. He apparently hit her with a spatula, though other parties (aka his next wife) involved claimed this was a deliberate effort by Zola’s mother to alienate her and her brother from their father.
Her dad, on the other hand, claims his ex wife let some weirdo show her porn and deliberately accused him of abuse to cover for him. There are scant details on this era other than strange Facebook rants from her father on a podcast trying to get his daughter back.
All in all, it’s hard to tell what the truth is. Every party involved seems to be crippled with autism, but Zola’s fall into complete degeneracy and online depravity was clearly not preceded by the happiest of childhoods, and her parents seem like complete lunatics.
Also, her dad, despite being insane, is actually a pretty decent musician.
Zola did not inherit this. She did get all of his autism though.
Accounts
Active
YouTube (archive)
Vent YouTube (archive)
“Secret” YouTube (archive)
Shitpost Youtube (archive) - oldest channel, repurposed for shitposts, used to be Jilly098
Second Shitpost Youtube (archive)
Music YouTube (archive)
”Wanker” (archive)
kdphoria (archive)
Twitter (archive)
Art Twitter (archive)
Doodle Twitter (archive)
Spotify Artist Page (archive)
Instagram (archive)
Reddit (archive)
Ko-fi (archive)
Pronouny (archive) (other archive)
teespring (archive)
Lifo.ai (archive)
TikTok (archive) - individual videos archived here
BandLab (archive)
Toyhou.se (archive)
SoundCloud (archive)
Shitpost SoundCloud (archive)
Carrd (archive)
Scratch (archive)
patreon (archive)
Inactive
DeviantArt (archive) - old art is here
furaffinity (archive)
ArtStation (archive)
Fursuit YouTube (archive)
System YouTube (archive) - wiped
JREG YouTube ? (archive)
itsayso 1 (archive)
itsayso 2 (archive)
Tumblr (archive)
flipanim (archive)
Old TikTok (archive) - wiped
Old SoundCloud (archive) - wiped
Other Shitpost Soundcloud (archive)
Band thing on SoundCloud she was in (archive)
System Carrd (archive) (other archive)
Vlare (archive)
Sudomemo (archive)
Amino - won’t archive
Degenerate Content
NSFW Twitter (archive)
Old NSFW Twitter (archive)
Inkbunny (archive)
NSFW Ko-fi (archive)
NSFKD Carrd (archive)
NSFW patreon (archive)
e621 (archive) (archived on rule34) (archive of archive)
(Thanks @Cowboy Kim and @Mark Zuckerberg for doing most of the archiving.)
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