US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Banks are having to close branches from lack of staff.

I wonder how that'll pan out. I haven't had to enter a branch in probably over a year. It's been really convenient to use the ATM for deposits, and i can go after hours.

 

[Michael Wade]

I know a lot of Christians are pagans anyway because they worship idols and graven images of "saints," but this really astounds me. At least Christian saints have to die before being acknowledged as such. There is no way you can convince me deifying a created being while he is still alive is anything but evil.

That is something I feel a lot of good people struggle with. One person I know in particular doesn't believe in the way the church treats and reveres Mary so much. For a while I went along with his viewpoint until I heard accounts that using Mary's name and certain saints has a POWERFUL effect on demons.

One rather striking thing, was a description of a person being possessed by the lost soul of Judas and not demons. The exorcists couldn't touch or move him, because they were not given power over lost souls. It was only after appealing to Mary that the spirit was driven from the person's soul.

I think it is all in how we view our prayers. We are not directly praying to Mary, rather we are giving our prayers to her for deliverance to Jesus and god.
Same with a lot of saints I believe, we want them to pray for us in heaven.

I thought it had more to do with "Only God should know the future." Or that the future was "God's domain."

Then again that is the "back of the bulletin" explanation and there is probably a lot more to it.

There's that and the fact that trying to know everything doesn't really work out. Think Shakespeare's Macbeth and you've got a pretty good idea how two faced and duplicitous "magic" is.

 

[Standardized Profile]

You are exactly right, it is best to not fuck with it at all, because the "light" shit opens the door for more. From a Christian perspective that's the entire fear anyway. Christians don't fear witches because they think creepy women can hurl lightning bolts at children, they fear and hate witches because witches either directly or indirectly serve Satan and allow themselves to be used as vessels for that evil.

I don't fear or hate witches. I think they're silly and I love them (or try to love them). But for the most part I think they're LARPing, the entire modern "witchcraft" movement having been invented by Gerald Gardner in an attempt to seduce women like Aleister Crowley was doing in the OTO.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think it is all in how we view our prayers. We are not directly praying to Mary, rather we are giving our prayers to her for deliverance to Jesus and god.
Same with a lot of saints I believe, we want them to pray for us in heaven.

I think there's a difference between praying that a venerable figure intercedes for you and praying to a literal graven image. The line between the two might be thin, but it's certainly there. Requesting that Mary aid in the expulsion of demons is different than routinely bowing to a statue of Mary.

 

[Meat Target]

There is literally no reason for aliens to come here. We have nothing to teach them and the ability to even get here presupposes an ability to acquire resources from non-terrestrial sources. There's lots of water ice out there for growing food and other elements for everything else. We might make for a mildly amusing reality TV show for them, but they'd be able to tap into our satellites and tune into our broadcasts without even getting close.

In short, alien visitation theories are a pop culture holdover with no rational basis.

We're a lolcow planet, and the aliens are wisely not touching the doo-doo.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

bowing to a statue of Mary.

If I put flowers by a picture of my late grandad, am I doing it because I have a special reverence for that picture or because I loved my grandad?

 

[The Last Stand]

Banks are having to close branches from lack of staff.

First an increase of crime, now it's vaccine protest. Yeesh.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The last two years have taught me that if Aliens "were" to come to this planet the humans here would openly submit to them.

I can't wait for the thinkpieces.... "To Serve Man" is a cookbook and why that's a good thing.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

We're a lolcow planet, and the aliens are wisely not touching the doo-doo.

At some point something has to. There's got to be some ET stupid enough to.

 

[Pimp C]

Why the pages of alien talk? Did Biden sniff an ayy lmao?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Yes and no.

Messing around with crystals or fortune telling isn't demonic per se, but doing anything occult or New Agey attracts demons, which is why "Chris is possessed" is something plenty of people believe.

But he's not possessed, he's a fat fucking retard who thinks pretty rocks gives him magic powers and if people think a demon is at work they're just as retarded because demons would have better things to do than be weens

 

[Constellationzero]

Bidenflation will cancel out all of your student debts, because soon $10,000 won't buy you a loaf of bread.

This keeps up and we end up needing a wheelbarrow of marks just to buy a loaf of low-quality bread, shit will pop off. I just went to Taco Bell last night and the dozen pack of taco supremes is TWENTY FIVE BUCKS.
There was a time, when I was just out of high school, and Taco Bell had my back--literally--when all I had was like, two bucks and I was hungry.

I know I've said it won't happens because literal bums have Smartphones, but fass fud is something I think might get things going. That and ongoing supply chain issues in the grocery stores.

Watch out, Brandon. (SHADDUP, Feds. Brandon's in the hot seat, ergo, it's HIS job to WATCH out for AMERICAN TAXPAYING CITIZENS. Go back to dilating each other and GET THE FUCK OFF MY FRONT LAWN)

 

[XYZpdq]

We could learn a lot from that. Aliens could learn nothing from us.

We have the secret of The Colonel's Original Recipe

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Look, I get what you are saying but the real issue is people will go Africa tier, like killing baldies for the gold in their domes or hacking off the limbs of albinos to use in rituals to get rich.

I agree with you here. However there is either a spirit world or there isn't. Science has not pierced that veil yet, and doesn't have a set of scales yet to weigh the immaterial. Spirits might exist, and might enter into those who open the door to their inner self. When you look at the incantations, the words are inviting spirits in, and when you recite the words, you're doing just that. If you're making a declaration that spirits may commune with you, to enter your house or your body, if such beings exist then your declaration may get their attention. If I invited strangers off the street to come into my home as my guests, it's asking for trouble. Words and actions have an impact, allowing strangers into vulnerable places. The danger of the spirit world hinges on whether it exists. Our ancestors got a lot right, and it's a conceit of modernity to dismiss the accounts of our ancestors as stupidity or hallucinations.

It's irrational and stupid, which can become dangerous when people take it seriously.

Science can be similarly twisted by fanatics. Covid and trans come to mind.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Maybe we live in a twisted simulation by God and those UFOs are glitches in the matrix.

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Nah man that's the PVE component that unlocks when we're done doing PVP.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Is this a smoke screen, a ploy for some bigger plan, or the dems throwing dem states under the bus passing the buck to the states?

It's laying the groundwork for what's likely to be loss in the Supreme Court vaccine mandate case in the next two weeks. Get out ahead of it now, deflect the blame, and maybe reduce the impact such a loss would have. And if the court cucks (which is possible), you can only go up public perception-wise

In short, more or less tacit admission that nothing else outside of signing off on further boosters and and providing resources to state-level programs can be done federally.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I thought it had more to do with "Only God should know the future." Or that the future was "God's domain."

Then again that is the "back of the bulletin" explanation and there is probably a lot more to it.

I mean that's what I'm trying to say. It's ok to think the future is only for God to know. That doesn't mean I can figure it out by looking at fucking cards or palms and be commiting some great sin. Because fortune telling is bullshit and anything can be "reading the future". I can just make shit up right now and it'd be just as occult as anything.

Tomorrow Jack Scalfani will announce he had to get his leg amputated because he stroked out so hard it became gangrenous somehow.
Edit: misspelled Scalfani as scalable somehow shut up I'm tired

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

But he's not possessed, he's a fat fucking retard who thinks pretty rocks gives him magic powers and if people think a demon is at work they're just as retarded because demons would have better things to do than be weens

Uh, well. Considering how everything is going government and world-wide? I think politicians took their jobs some time ago. Possessing a fat autist to even have a job at this point is par for the course, tbh.

 

[silverstacks]

Are you sure that is "pro-jab" merch?

That looks like something I would sell sarcastically.

I thought the exact same thing at first, but you can browse some of their other products here and figure it out:

Fauci is a Saint Pin

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Some examples...

Even medals/pins for to shill for specific brands of jab

And finally for a hilarious dose of irony...

 

[The Last Stand]

That's pretty bad, but take a look at this...
It's not a joke - someone's actually selling these things alongside other pro-jab merch.

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"You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments." (Ex 20:4)

I know a lot of Christians are pagans anyway because they worship idols and graven images of "saints," but this really astounds me. At least Christian saints have to die before being acknowledged as such. There is no way you can convince me deifying a created being while he is still alive is anything but evil.

We're going to Hell, are we? Don't forget that Trumpers would make Trump out to be a GOD, hence the GEOTUS meme. So, it works both ways.