Cringiest posts in the tumblr sub-forum.

[Dalish]

@Ass Manager 3000 be nice to dirk please

 

[SJWs are cool]

@OldInternetMeme

I mean... it's true.

I'm asexual and want nothing to do with sex ever but I'm a hopeless romantic. (emphasis: hopeless)

we exist lolz.

doesn't seem that cringe-y unless there's added context that I'm missing.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

@OldInternetMeme

I mean... it's true.

I'm asexual and want nothing to do with sex ever but I'm a hopeless romantic. (emphasis: hopeless)

we exist lolz.

doesn't seem that cringe-y unless there's added context that I'm missing.

 

[SJWs are cool]

10/10 solid logic asexuals don't exist

 

[OldInternetMeme]

10/10 solid logic asexuals don't exist

 

[DNJACK]

who are those aromatic people I keep hearing about?

 

[Sanic]

I'm a hegehog

 

[女鬼]

Well, asexuals do exist. Many of them are capable of romantic feelings even if they don't want to fuck anybody. But I don't think I've ever seen a relationship between an asexual and a person who desires sexual intimacy go right, even when both partners are upfront and willing to compromise. The whole sexual intimacy thing is a very wide gap in expectations.

I never expected to see this AVEN/Tumblr asexy claptrap being parroted on the Farms of all places

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I've come prepared for this moment.

Spoiler: On Headmates

Spoiler: 5 months later I finally understand the reference but it's still dumb

Spoiler: Breaking News: A Steven Universe Quote Gets Ruined Somehow

Here's my favorite source of fremdschämen on the online; Kiwis being ashamed or upset because of an inconsequential coincidence.

Spoiler: Crab Battle, Crab Battle (actually something about the Irish)

Spoiler: Vade once lived in Florida, Florida Man is upset

Spoiler: Did you know people can be similar ages?

Spoiler: Race War Race War 2-0-1-4

Spoiler: Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?

How long ago did you cap these. You capped my second post within a week of me posting it

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Implying that's Dirk's done something almost as bad as rape

Yeah, out of context, that quote probably brought out some unfortunate implications looking back at it. Don't worry, I have never done anything heinous, despicable, or criminal. The quote in context was that creep was saying that I am as bad as he was simply for not caring if he got the death penalty. It was pretty much @James Terry Mitchell Jr trying to make himself look like the good guy.

If anyone was wondering, this was the quote that I responded to at the time:

You are advocating murder. You really think nonviolent offenders deserve the death penalty? By your logic why not a death sentence for all crimes? You see where your desire for my death is wrong and bordering on the bloodlust? Why don't you just admit it? You want to murder me. Well guess what. From a moral standpoint your desire to murder me make you a worse person than me.

I will say that a lot of my posts in the tumblr subforum in the past (especially the threads about Vade, Sugar, and Volts) were incredibly fucking cringeworthy and I can not believe I actually let myself get so ingrained in tumblr culture at the time... Almost to the point of making me potential Halal material even.

 

[Strelok]

We're two pages in and nobody did this one yet?

Welcome to the tumblr sub-forum's official cringe thread!

Tumblr is a great website for rearing lolcows of all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately some people miss the point, trollshield or use the farms to pursue pathetic tumblr ventetas

For example-

Cringe posts include (but are not limited to)

• Crying ableism, transphobia, etc regardless of context and getting butthurt when users are antagonistic towards language policing

• Trollshielding a la "I'm not as retarded as XXX tumblr user" or "I'm not as bad as Dobson, my bonicle art is better!"

• Extreme power leveling aka 2deep4u depression

• Pursuing tumblr vendettas on this website. Not every otherkin SJW is vade-tier.

• Edit: BONUS CRITERIA: Users who take cartoons waaayyyyy too seriously.

Get linking those cringe posts shitlords!

I mean come on it's the obvious joke. You're slippin kiwifarms, fuckin' slippin.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

The dogfucker was trollshielding Vade.
Then a pedophile showed up to trollshield the dogfucker.
Then an incest aficionado showed up to trollshield the pedophile.

It was amazing.

It's like a degenerate conga line

 

[Meowthkip]

anything by @Meowthkip

You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded.

 

[Surtur]

This thread delivers.

 

[AnOminous]

Welcome to the tumblr sub-forum's official cringe thread!

Tumblr is a great website for rearing lolcows of all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately some people miss the point, trollshield or use the farms to pursue pathetic tumblr ventetas

For example-

Cringe posts include (but are not limited to)

• Crying ableism, transphobia, etc regardless of context and getting butthurt when users are antagonistic towards language policing

• Trollshielding a la "I'm not as retarded as XXX tumblr user" or "I'm not as bad as Dobson, my bonicle art is better!"

• Extreme power leveling aka 2deep4u depression

• Pursuing tumblr vendettas on this website. Not every otherkin SJW is vade-tier.

• Edit: BONUS CRITERIA: Users who take cartoons waaayyyyy too seriously.

Get linking those cringe posts shitlords!

True or not, isn't this the king of all halal threads with no attempt whatsoever to get staff approval?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I mean... it's true.

It doesn't actually matter at all whether it's true or not because people will make fun of you. It's like if someone wrote "transgenderism is a mental illness and we shouldn't feed into these people's delusions" in some thread about a random tranny and then you get so riled and buttmad that this statement shook your very foundation that you write "well this is UNTRUE and offensive to those with GENDER DYSPHORIA, let me educate you on this subject in which you clearly so badly need my input". It makes you look like an autist who can't handle people saying things you disagree with even in passing because you are a babby who needs a safe space discussion zone with padded corners and means the other person wins.

also on topic here, it makes a piss-poor "name and shame" thread if some of you are intentionally leaving out usernames out of respect or whatever. There is too much aiming at easy targets. No one cares if the nobody who joined a week ago who may well shape up in time or the forum punching bag says something stupid. While I don't have a problem with putting that here if it's very dumb (except if it's dirk because she's great), if that's all you're posting it indicates that you are scared of calling out the posters that people actually like.

 

[Meowthkip]

@OldInternetMeme

I mean... it's true.

I'm asexual and want nothing to do with sex ever but I'm a hopeless romantic. (emphasis: hopeless)

we exist lolz.

doesn't seem that cringe-y unless there's added context that I'm missing.

Oh, you poor, sad sap.

Here's a tip for future reference: nobody actually cares about whether or not you want to fuck people. At all. You do you. But we really don't care. This is why people are cringing, because you're making this about you, when it's not.

I'm just being TRUE and HONEST here.

 

[AnOminous]

If we just go full cannibal it will not stop with people you don't like.

Just saying.

 

[HG 400]

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking nobody.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

If we just go full cannibal it will not stop with people you don't like.

Just saying.

It's not people, it's behaviors. If I said something this dumb I would want people to tell me so.