Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Ms. Sarault,

After careful review, your video submission was not selected for an award in our "Best Dramatic Performance" category.

However, we are pleased to inform you that you received honorable mentions in both the "Comedy" and "Horror" categories.

We look forward to viewing more of your work in the future.

Worst wishes,
The Kiwi Emmy Committee

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MEAT PATTIES 12/27/21​

Gunt incoming, she's on the move.

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Stabby uploaded an old clip of Gunt saying she'll never rant about him online again.
 
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I have said it before, and others have probably said it more eloquently than me: It is a goddamn blessing that she is a Canadian lard planet, because she is absolutely, legitimately deranged. Were she any more mobile or motivated, or slightly more sober, or American, she would think nothing of hustling over there and shooting both Nader and Destiny. He should be grateful that we have strict gun-control laws and Chantal can't even go down a flight of stairs without almost collapsing.

What a brilliant past few days after weeks of stifling bullshit from Chantal. All of your recaps, clips, comments, and merriment have had me roaring. The perfect way to end a completely bonkers year and share it with you, fam. Spectacular stuff!
 
My favourite quote of her so far (that she repeated over and over) is:
"You're not single because you're saying so..."
Huh?!
That's not creepy or deranged at all! She absolutely cannot handle not being in control. It's a wonder Malan was ever able to get free from her. He is so calm and mild, it just shows how much she put him through to get to the point where he kicked her out.
 
The one thing that gives me such an icky feeling with Chins, out of all of the things she’s ever done that could make me feel a sort of way, is how she will go from live-streaming to trying to call him in the blink of an eye after him telling her to leave him alone and her saying she will never speak to him again. She did it just a minute ago. She’s talking to chat and suddenly her arm goes up to touch her phone screen and shes lagging. Switch over to Nads and his stream is also on a loop where the last thing that happens is him getting a call and saying something about it being Chantal and her saying she’d never contact him again.

The fact that she keeps harassing him like that, as if it’s just some normal thing she does like breathing or having to shit every 20 minutes, is IMO the most insane thing she does when it comes to this arc.

I got the feeling, way back in the beginning of the Tinder arc (I should get a gigolo for muh brifday!), that she absolutely did this to at least one other, maybe two. There was one, Nick(?) who she had these same pee pants fits on camera over. Yelled something about texting him and saying she isn't playing games.
So, this, Nader harassment, plus that one cringe stalker story says A LOT. And that's what is caught on camera and shared around by her. Imagine the stuff that isn't shared around.
 
She's live and it's incredibly painful.

She coughs. "Omicron what?" she asks the chat. No really. She's got no clue what they're talking about.

I never thought I'd see a human being fail the Turing Test, but Chantal does it on a daily basis. You can see one of her vacuum tubes has a crack in it and the gears are as worn down as Peetz's round teeth, but lord help her, the pistons are still firing more than half the time and she'll act humanish as best she can for the few hours she's awake every day.

"You say that I'm not your girlfriend and I should get it through my head..." Here she trails off, as though avoiding a realization. "Then how come... You treat me like a girlfriend off camera. More than a girlfriend! So what... You were just using me..?" Another long pause. Or maybe it's lag as her brain tries to catch up. "Then if I'm not your girlfriend, you don't get the benefits."

"IF I WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHY DID YOU CARE ABOUT ME LIVING WITH PEETZ?!?! 'No girlfriend of mine would live with her ex!'" Chinny... We need to talk. "HE WAS, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH ME LIVING WITH PEETZ. WHY, IF I WASN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?"

Her chat tells her he was ashamed of her because she's huge. "That's stupid," she huffs. Then, "So I'm fat, so what?"

SHE'S HEADING OVER! She's gonna get her stuff and show him how to use a video editor and then she's DONE FOREVER. Set your watches.

Why hang out and teach him how to "edit videos"? "It's just so I can get my stuff without a headache." Uh huh.

Now we're paused so she can call him.
 
That's not creepy or deranged at all! She absolutely cannot handle not being in control. It's a wonder Malan was ever able to get free from her. He is so calm and mild, it just shows how much she put him through to get to the point where he kicked her out.
Drama is Chantal's lifeblood. The fact that Malan didn't buy into it forced her to accept that it was over. Even when she used her usual tactics, like purposely leaving stuff at his place so she would have an excuse to go back, coming up with other excuses to go back, like "Bibi said he would make Mafe for me," etc., she couldn't get a rise out of him. Love and hate are passionate emotions that Chantal thrives on. Indifference is not.
 
The fact that she continues to say "I want my shit back" but then refuses to actually grab it when she's there is aggravating.

It's to the point now where I genuinely think Chins has nothing else she can stream anymore. If she's not talking about Nader, what is she doing? What interaction is she getting from her "fans"? She's addicted to the "you can do so much better gurl" and "he's an asshole" comments.
 
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