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[Humbert Humbert]

Merry Christmas from the ranch! [A]
I want to know what they could possibly be kicking off. [A]

Spoiler: pics

 

[artilleryfroth]

Merry Christmas from the ranch! [A]View attachment 2828058

I want to know what they could possibly be kicking off. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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That poor thing, it looks hungry.
I hate these nasty men. Feed them!!!

 

[AssignedEva]

I want to know what they could possibly be kicking off. [A]

Probably another shitty new merch project, given their yarn obviously isn't ever going to be turning a profit. Maybe the long awaited documentary.

 

[Bob_]

Probably another shitty new merch project, given their yarn obviously isn't ever going to be turning a profit. Maybe the long awaited documentary.

They sell mtf conversion packs.

 

[Oxyjen]

They sell mtf conversion packs.

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

 

[Old Fart]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

Incidentally, I suggested an idea on Danny Nissen's new thread.

I reckon there must be a 'Dark Ali Baba' somewhere where you can buy a Troonout Starter Kit™, but only if you order the Troonon Advanced Kit™ at the same time.

The Starter Kit contains girls' underwear, striped stockings, a spinny skirt and an instruction book on how to Manipulate and Estrange Your Family and Friends in These Five Easy Steps.

The Advanced Kit, which you automatically receive upon confirmation of your new address under the bridge or in the homeless shelter, contains a recommendation list with local therapists you can shop and a checklist on How to Fill Out the Correct Answers on declarations of health and other paperwork. In the same set you receive the dildos, bondage equipment and diapers so you're ready to apply the graduation instructions.

I mean, they all end up looking the same, with exactly the same fetishes and imagined diseases, there has to be a reason for that.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

Realistically speaking, probably a pistol and one bullet.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

• "How to Become a Reddit Power Mod" Booklet
• 1tb of transformation porn, both anime and western
• 1 month subscription to sissy hypno
• 2 trans zines focused around transbians and what kweer media means to them

Not included: beauty and hygiene products, resources about lgbt groups and charities in your area, tips on how to dress or act, self improvement techniques, anxiety management for dysphoria, medication discount cards useful for any medication, and anything genuinely helpful.

 

[0 0]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

- One (1) case of male pattern baldness
- Nearly a decade (10 years) of porn addiction
- Up to one (1) Kiwifarms thread

 

[Old Fart]

- Up to one (1) Kiwifarms thread

offer not valid for wedges

 

[stupid frog]

cross post

As if anyone needed confirmation lol

 

[Bob_]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

- Tranch branded underwear/training bra
- Alpaca shaped female hormones
- Earl ident kit
- Booklet on 'How to Twitter Post' to let the world know how feminine and horny you are

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Incidentally, I suggested an idea on Danny Nissen's new thread.

Okay but why does that actually sound like a profitable idea?

 

[Old Fart]

Okay but why does that actually sound like a profitable idea?

Got any starting capital you don't mind to lose?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Got any starting capital you don't mind to lose?

when I rob the Tranch and finish selling off Kevin’s toys, I’ll let you know.

 

[AGPinochet]

I'm still waiting for the Documentary with the totally real Magachud Militia attack footage to be released, but it seems more and more likely to be The Spoony Movie 2.0. I do wonder what this "attack" actually is/was though, a menacing truck passing by at 5mph over the speed limit? Or is it poorly edited combat footage from the Syrian Civil War?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

• "How to Become a Reddit Power Mod" Booklet
• 1tb of transformation porn, both anime and western
• 1 month subscription to sissy hypno
• 2 trans zines focused around transbians and what kweer media means to them

Not included: beauty and hygiene products, resources about lgbt groups and charities in your area, tips on how to dress or act, self improvement techniques, anxiety management for dysphoria, medication discount cards useful for any medication, and anything genuinely helpful.

Well, the starter pack would include a grooming kit..... it’s just that it’s a “how to
groom vulnerable people” guide, not a hygiene regimen.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I'm still waiting for the Documentary with the totally real Magachud Militia attack footage to be released, but it seems more and more likely to be The Spoony Movie 2.0. I do wonder what this "attack" actually is/was though, a menacing truck passing by at 5mph over the speed limit? Or is it poorly edited combat footage from the Syrian Civil War?

Yeah, how many months overdue are we?

Also, someone needs to tell ash that the furry fandom has its reputation for a reason.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I assume it's been wretchedly snowy there.

I always wonder how the outside tranchers fare in bad weather.

 

[stupid frog]

I wonder if Bonnie will let them even release it now.