Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How come out of all the letters we've seen, nobody has asked Chris what his plans are for when he gets out?

"What's your favorite food? Do you like TV? Did they give you a pillow?" I don't care about that shit.

You have no car, no job, no home, and your only family you fucked figuratively and literally.

Chris has said that he talks with the staff frequently. Maybe he has a jail social worker who is helping him figure out what he's going to do. Hook him up with a church outreach or a homeless shelter or something. I don't think Chris is going to a group home, those things take time, effort, and money I don't see anyone investing in him.

I can only guess what will happen. Best case scenario, he gets time served and is able to be released. When he eventually gets out, they're going to hand him a bag with all his possessions open the door and then he's on his own. He's got x amount of time report to his probation officer, who is going to want him to have an address and probably a job. He's going to have fines to pay which is going to be hard for him. Who knows what other restrictions they will place on him.

Chris broke the PPO and took Barb's money because he couldn't sleep in the van for one night. What is he going to do when he has nowhere to go? Doesn't look like there are a whole lot of resources for the homeless in that neck of the woods.

 

[Smleman303]

How come out of all the letters we've seen, nobody has asked Chris what his plans are for when he gets out?

"What's your favorite food? Do you like TV? Did they give you a pillow?" I don't care about that shit.

You have no car, no job, no home, and your only family you fucked figuratively and literally.

Chris has said that he talks with the staff frequently. Maybe he has a jail social worker who is helping him figure out what he's going to do. Hook him up with a church outreach or a homeless shelter or something. I don't think Chris is going to a group home, those things take time, effort, and money I don't see anyone investing in him.

I can only guess what will happen. Best case scenario, he gets time served and is able to be released. When he eventually gets out, they're going to hand him a bag with all his possessions open the door and then he's on his own. He's got x amount of time report to his probation officer, who is going to want him to have an address and probably a job. He's going to have fines to pay which is going to be hard for him. Who knows what other restrictions they will place on him.

Chris broke the PPO and took Barb's money because he couldn't sleep in the van for one night. What is he going to do when he has nowhere to go? Doesn't look like there are a whole lot of resources for the homeless in that neck of the woods.

Because Chris actually believes he can either go back to how things were or he's not even thinking about it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't think a jury will be involved. There's just going to be a plea agreement. Chris is not the trial of the century.

I agree, mostly because I don’t think Chris is as crazy as he’s acting and when it comes down to it will timidly accept any deal that sounds more reasonable than risk getting a worse alternative.

Although so far in his life he’s only been getting slaps on the wrist and I don’t know how Chris would react if there’s significant consequences such as say admitting to the crime and being a registered sex offender as part of an agreement.

I really hope this time is different and Chris gets what’s coming to him but at this point in his life I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a court appointed therapist and a trip to see Spider-Man.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Back in February, Chris posted in the Watchmen's Discord server about feeling lonely over never having had a genuine relationship. His role-play about his marriage slipped off for a bit and he acknowledged that his imaginary spouses weren't really there with him. He also knew that paying Mia Hamm for sex didn't count as a relationship.

He said he was considering his Discord female friends for relationships - MKR (from the Watchmen), Anni (from Praetor) and the infamous Bella.

Also, a few weeks later in March, he wrote out a list of attributes for his imaginary spouses. Most of it is generic or the usual wish fulfillment like "Can't be deceived," "Self-Confident," etc. Though for his imaginary wife Cryzel, he included as attributes both "Cute and Sexy" and "Motherly".

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I really hope this time is different and Chris gets what’s coming to him but at this point in his life I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a court appointed therapist and a trip to see Spider-Man.

If I was the judge looking at Chris' records, I'd rule he was trouble with authority, destructive behavior and if left unchecked, is capable to doing far worse things and issue a court appointed wrangler with the mandate to watch Chris' internet consumption (if it were possible).

Keep in mind, what Chris did to his own mother wasn't a problem for Chris at all, and knowing his impulsive and repeated habits, he'll do it again.

Back in February, Chris posted in the Watchmen's Discord server about feeling lonely over never having had a genuine relationship. His role-play about his marriage slipped off for a bit and he acknowledged that his imaginary spouses weren't really there with him. He also knew that paying Mia Hamm for sex didn't count as a relationship.

He said he was considering his Discord female friends for relationships - MKR (from the Watchmen), Anni (from Praetor) and the infamous Bella.

Also, a few weeks later in March, he wrote out a list of attributes for his imaginary spouses. Most of it is generic or the usual wish fulfillment like "Can't be deceived," "Self-Confident," etc. Though for his imaginary wife Cryzel, he included as attributes both "Cute and Sexy" and "Motherly".

This means he was thinking of Barb for a while and didn't act on it until later in the spring-summer. And it's now dawning on Chris that having sex with a hooker isn't a real relationship. If we're going back to Chris' standards for a woman from the Love Quest/Attraction Sign days, Chris hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell. No woman, not even the most tolerable in the LGBT community would want to be with Chris in a relationship (they don't want to look after a man-child, plus other reasons).

 

[Pointless Sperg]

This means he was thinking of Barb for a while and didn't act on it until later in the spring-summer. And it's now dawning on Chris that having sex with a hooker isn't a real relationship. If we're going back to Chris' standards for a woman from the Love Quest/Attraction Sign days, Chris hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell. No woman, not even the most tolerable in the LGBT community would want to be with Chris in a relationship (they don't want to look after a man-child, plus other reasons).

There's a glimmer of hope. Chris clearly is willing to bang an elderly woman. There are genuine elderly women who would be willing to have a relationship with Chris. They wouldn't have enough money to give Chris the life he wants (the ones with money just pay for Puerto Rican boys), but if they had enough money to feed Chris and a paid-off small home to put a roof over his head, it could be sufficient at least to provide Chris with a way out.

This is not optimism, this is fact. Old ladies become incels. They're just not angry virgin-with-rage incels because they can at least look back and remember about how they got laid without great effort. Instead it's a more wistful sort of incel "I wish I could get laid like I could back then".

Chris could actually stand a chance here because there is literally no competition. The few men with old-lady fetishes get snapped up instantly, leaving many more elderly women free for the taking. It wouldn't even have to be octogenarians. There's TONS of single women in their mid-late 60's.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Back in February, Chris posted in the Watchmen's Discord server about feeling lonely over never having had a genuine relationship. His role-play about his marriage slipped off for a bit and he acknowledged that his imaginary spouses weren't really there with him. He also knew that paying Mia Hamm for sex didn't count as a relationship.

He said he was considering his Discord female friends for relationships - MKR (from the Watchmen), Anni (from Praetor) and the infamous Bella.

Also, a few weeks later in March, he wrote out a list of attributes for his imaginary spouses. Most of it is generic or the usual wish fulfillment like "Can't be deceived," "Self-Confident," etc. Though for his imaginary wife Cryzel, he included as attributes both "Cute and Sexy" and "Motherly".

Looking back at those watchmen chats it is sad to see if Chris had the patience he could have a woman willing to lay to him and cuddle. As well, going to a convention that he wanted to go to and actually be happy interacting with people. Then everything changed where he fucked his mother.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There's a glimmer of hope. Chris clearly is willing to bang an elderly woman. There are genuine elderly women who would be willing to have a relationship with Chris. They wouldn't have enough money to give Chris the life he wants (the ones with money just pay for Puerto Rican boys), but if they had enough money to feed Chris and a paid-off small home to put a roof over his head, it could be sufficient at least to provide Chris with a way out.

This is not optimism, this is fact. Old ladies become incels. They're just not angry virgin-with-rage incels because they can at least look back and remember about how they got laid without great effort. Instead it's a more wistful sort of incel "I wish I could get laid like I could back then".

Chris could actually stand a chance here because there is literally no competition. The few men with old-lady fetishes get snapped up instantly, leaving many more elderly women free for the taking. It wouldn't even have to be octogenarians. There's TONS of single women in their mid-late 60's.

That actually makes sense for Chris. At this point, he's used to older ladies. Although, Chris still views himself as a teen girl wanting to hangout with other teens girls in the hopes to establish that relationship, but it won't happen. Before Chris fucked Barb, I could've seen Chris hook up with an older woman, as they have almost the same taste in fashion and media (how many older women are there that have seen Red Skelton?)

 

[Tikbalang]

Back in February, Chris posted in the Watchmen's Discord server about feeling lonely over never having had a genuine relationship. His role-play about his marriage slipped off for a bit and he acknowledged that his imaginary spouses weren't really there with him. He also knew that paying Mia Hamm for sex didn't count as a relationship.

He said he was considering his Discord female friends for relationships - MKR (from the Watchmen), Anni (from Praetor) and the infamous Bella.

Also, a few weeks later in March, he wrote out a list of attributes for his imaginary spouses. Most of it is generic or the usual wish fulfillment like "Can't be deceived," "Self-Confident," etc. Though for his imaginary wife Cryzel, he included as attributes both "Cute and Sexy" and "Motherly".

This is when Chris was pretending to be Sonichu and he can't keep up his character.
I'm Sonichu but I'm lonely AF.

 

[Yakui the Maid]

So here's a question I've had lingering on my mind for a while.
How do other inmates treat Jesus-chan? Are they giving him a wide berth because he's 'autistic' and he gets special treatment? Has he already had his anal cherry popped in the wee hours of the morning in his cell?
Seriously wondering how he's being treated just out of curiosity as he's in a red state and I think they don't take kindly to incest. Maybe. Or maybe since they marry their cousins down there, they can sympathize with our future lord and savior shooting loads in his mother

 

[Ophelia]

No woman, not even the most tolerable in the LGBT community would want to be with Chris in a relationship (they don't want to look after a man-child, plus other reasons).

The exception would be spergy con artists. Chris could end up with at least one of those.

There's a glimmer of hope. Chris clearly is willing to bang an elderly woman. There are genuine elderly women who would be willing to have a relationship with Chris. They wouldn't have enough money to give Chris the life he wants (the ones with money just pay for Puerto Rican boys), but if they had enough money to feed Chris and a paid-off small home to put a roof over his head, it could be sufficient at least to provide Chris with a way out.

This is not optimism, this is fact. Old ladies become incels. They're just not angry virgin-with-rage incels because they can at least look back and remember about how they got laid without great effort. Instead it's a more wistful sort of incel "I wish I could get laid like I could back then".

Chris could actually stand a chance here because there is literally no competition. The few men with old-lady fetishes get snapped up instantly, leaving many more elderly women free for the taking. It wouldn't even have to be octogenarians. There's TONS of single women in their mid-late 60's.

That actually makes sense for Chris. At this point, he's used to older ladies. Although, Chris still views himself as a teen girl wanting to hangout with other teens girls in the hopes to establish that relationship, but it won't happen. Before Chris fucked Barb, I could've seen Chris hook up with an older woman, as they have almost the same taste in fashion and media (how many older women are there that have seen Red Skelton?)

But would Chris want any ol’ old lady or was it Barb in particular he wanted (and might still want)? Their relationship is unique.

So here's a question I've had lingering on my mind for a while.
How do other inmates treat Jesus-chan? Are they giving him a wide berth because he's 'autistic' and he gets special treatment? Has he already had his anal cherry popped in the wee hours of the morning in his cell?
Seriously wondering how he's being treated just out of curiosity as he's in a red state and I think they don't take kindly to incest. Maybe. Or maybe since they marry their cousins down there, they can sympathize with our future lord and savior shooting loads in his mother

He’s kept separate from the other inmates and protected.

No one (officially) takes kindly to incest. Except Chris.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

what are some good questions these ween's writing chris have failed to ask? i can think of a few:

-how the fuck did you even meet bella with all the work null put into making it so you'd never meet bitches like her?

-did you really have power of attorney over barbs finances or were you just bullshitting us?

-are they ass ramming you every day in jail cuz your the closest thing to a woman those inmates will get or are you too ugly to get raped?

-why do they keep delaying your trial is it some kinda 4d chess game your lawyer is playing or are you just not important enough for a jury to care?

-if you're god why don't you just leave the jail and smite all that put you there?

- tell us your real plan b for when you get banned from going back to your house (don't give us any dimensional merge bullshit)?

-you know the idea guys were trolls right? why do you still believe the dimensional merge stuff if you know they were fucking with you?

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

what are some good questions these ween's writing chris have failed to ask? i can think of a few:

-how the fuck did you even meet bella with all the work null put into making it so you'd never meet bitches like her?

-did you really have power of attorney over barbs finances or were you just bullshitting us?

-are they ass ramming you every day in jail cuz your the closest thing to a woman those inmates will get or are you too ugly to get raped?

-why do they keep delaying your trial is it some kinda 4d chess game your lawyer is playing or are you just not important enough for a jury to care?

-if you're god why don't you just leave the jail and smite all that put you there?

- tell us your real plan b for when you get banned from going back to your house (don't give us any dimensional merge bullshit)?

-you know the idea guys were trolls right? why do you still believe the dimensional merge stuff if you know they were fucking with you?

You asking questions into a void. Chris would not respond to stuff he doesn't like/makes him look dumb or mean/ being critical towards him.
Most likely it is thrown away or get weird stuff of him being Jesus or how it's part of the merge.

 

[Ophelia]

-how the fuck did you even meet bella with all the work null put into making it so you'd never meet bitches like her?

Who cares?

-did you really have power of attorney over barbs finances or were you just bullshitting us?

He would lie if he answered at all.

-are they ass ramming you every day in jail cuz your the closest thing to a woman those inmates will get or are you too ugly to get raped?

You think he’s in genpop? Why would he be in genpop? Chris is protected and would continue to be if he went to prison. This is just jail.

-why do they keep delaying your trial is it some kinda 4d chess game your lawyer is playing or are you just not important enough for a jury to care?

He’s not going to trial, he’s waiting for a hearing. How the fuck would he know why it was being delayed? Law Kiwis have answered all of this.

-if you're god why don't you just leave the jail and smite all that put you there?

- tell us your real plan b for when you get banned from going back to your house (don't give us any dimensional merge bullshit)?

-you know the idea guys were trolls right? why do you still believe the dimensional merge stuff if you know they were fucking with you?

As if he would answer these questions.

 

[AnOminous]

"Peers" just means average people from your community (or a different community if there is a change in venue), not people exactly like you.

Incidentally, the original "jury of your peers" was actually such a thing, and generally consisted of people from the community actually familiar with the events in question. Now, that would actually be cause to strike you. Early juries would consist of a panel of your equals in many forms of the early jury, i.e. a noble would not be tried by a jury of commoners.

Since all are considered equal before the law now, or at least that's the legal fiction, a jury is randomly chosen from the community at large. However, it is then screened and the previous practice of the jury largely consisting of people with some familiarity with the events in question is dead.

Jurors must be from the same state (and, for federal crimes, court district) as the place the crime took place in. (This is where the Idaho "zone of death" issue comes from -- it's a particular state and district combination with zero inhabitants)

To people who don't know what this legal black hole is, an explanation. tl;dr it is probably not true that if you murdered someone in the Zone of Death, you couldn't be prosecuted for it. You would probably be prosecuted by a jury of people from Wyoming. The general issue is the area in question has no population and has only federal jurisdiction (assigned to the District Court for Wyoming). Okay, well, what's the problem? This:

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed,

followed by a bunch of argle-bargle. Well, the Zone is in an area where it is impossible for anyone to be both from the state AND the district where the crime was committed, because NOBODY LIVES THERE.

The original source of this concept is a single law review article by law professor Brian C. Kalt, one of those highly theoretical law review articles anyone who has opened a copy of such a publication has seen time and time again. I am pretty sure they would assemble a jury regardless of the argument otherwise and that a conviction would be upheld, probably in Wyoming. Congress should really fix this anyway. The issue was taken seriously enough that the late Senator Enzi tried to do something about it, but Congress really couldn't give a shit less about law nerd stuff like this.

So I think they would bullshit their way around this if some high profile murder case happened there, and the perp would not get away with it. That said, if an old enemy wants to reconcile and invites you to this bit of Yellowstone for a trip to make up, I'd consider not accepting that invitation.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

what are some good questions these ween's writing chris have failed to ask? i can think of a few:

-how the fuck did you even meet bella with all the work null put into making it so you'd never meet bitches like her?

-did you really have power of attorney over barbs finances or were you just bullshitting us?

-are they ass ramming you every day in jail cuz your the closest thing to a woman those inmates will get or are you too ugly to get raped?

-why do they keep delaying your trial is it some kinda 4d chess game your lawyer is playing or are you just not important enough for a jury to care?

-if you're god why don't you just leave the jail and smite all that put you there?

- tell us your real plan b for when you get banned from going back to your house (don't give us any dimensional merge bullshit)?

-you know the idea guys were trolls right? why do you still believe the dimensional merge stuff if you know they were fucking with you?

I think we should have a letter suggestion thread. It would toe the line with “trolling plans” but some team player could potentially send in actual thought out questions with possible interesting answers instead of just this ween trash.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris will just lie on his answers. The closest true and honest answers are there where he talks to his inner circle.

Whenever Chris asked for non disclosure, that's when he'll say something juicy.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

you know your right, at this point unless you asked chris something really grounded and well worded hed likely either just lie or spout out bull shit jesus shit or dimensional merge nonsense. Maybe people should hold off on asking him anything until his conviction, by then he'll probably be living in the loony bin on some meds and able to answer questions with some degree of legitimacy. the only question is would a mental institution even allow patients to receive letters? or would that potentially interfere with their therapy.

 

[Tikbalang]

you know your right, at this point unless you asked chris something really grounded and well worded hed likely either just lie or spout out bull shit jesus shit or dimensional merge nonsense.

He's not going to give you honest answers unless you're a "friend".

Maybe people should hold off on asking him anything until his conviction, by then he'll probably be living in the loony bin on some meds and able to answer questions with some degree of legitimacy. the only question is would a mental institution even allow patients to receive letters? or would that potentially interfere with their therapy.

I wish the truth serum was injected when he was asked hard questions, that is if it exist.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

you know your right, at this point unless you asked chris something really grounded and well worded hed likely either just lie or spout out bull shit jesus shit or dimensional merge nonsense. Maybe people should hold off on asking him anything until his conviction, by then he'll probably be living in the loony bin on some meds and able to answer questions with some degree of legitimacy. the only question is would a mental institution even allow patients to receive letters? or would that potentially interfere with their therapy.

I doubt Chris will go to a mental health facility mostly because they’re expensive and the state won’t want to waste money on Chris if they don’t have to, same reason I can’t seeing Chris getting some kind of state funded tardwrangler.

Also while there might be an unintentional gem or two in any answers most of it will just be rambling nonsense about things being fated or how incredible his psychic powers are and other things that aren’t interesting since they have no basis in reality.

The only question I can think I’d want asked is if he’s heard of maladaptive daydreaming, giving him details of it and if it sounds similar to his idea of meditation/astral projection, wouldn’t expect a satisfactory answer though.