Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Sam Losco]

Ok the May shops are in a new thread now along with a lot of the posts concerning those shops, but probably not all. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meigh-media-matters.108782

 

[Retrodogkiller]

John Andrews Stan shitposted so hard that a new thread got created. Good job.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The first Guntling amazingly turned out white. Will the second have hooves?

That’s 100% certain. Only question is if she’ll favor her mother or father.



I’m betting on fliddy appendages myself.

 

[MeltyTW]

Mah principles!

who's going to get Ralph's bank account info?

that was covered years ago lol wigger aint got nothing to take.

What's the point of laughing at retards if the shit you are laughing at is bogus fanfic?

one of ralphs biggest arcs is shitting his pants at an obvious arbys joke that didnt even originate with him. idk what to tell you if you genuinely want a no nonsense 100 percent all jokes explained and archived with the science and precision of an insect taxidermist collecting and preserving specimens for the catalog. if someone can make ugly edits of may and no one can tell right off theyre edits thats fucking hilarious.

Ralph is funny because the truth makes him squirm. Don't dilute it.

thats part but people forget how much fun weve had from him overreacting and beating his bitch tits at any small insult or joke and how excited he gets when a joke happens becuase its naawwwt troo only to realize he cant disavow shit like that without having to burn the entire killstream archives and piss on their ashes like with sandra ralph. (this is a joke i dont have documentation on the status of sandra ralphs remains or whether they ended up in the ralpha piss trough.)

If you're paying attention to posts you're reading, you should realize they are shops. The real ones are almost always posted by someone else before @John Andrews Stan posts his versions. That's why I haven't had a problem with it. It's also apparent if you have any fucking clue what May actually looks like and spend more than 1 second looking at his shops. That being said, his shops are fucking great.

also this, its not like the real photos are hidden or are so impossible to find from even a cursory search just a few posts from the shops. everyone in the gunt forum is pretty much up to speed and always looking for ralphs latest fuck up. if it were 2018 again where there might actually be new people for or against ralph casually entering who dont need to worry about the troooof of mays photos vs being informed ralph is a probable chomo who refuses to prove otherwise and ate shit in his revenge porn tape etc. then maybe itd be a concern for misinfo.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

What is the uber-trad doing for prenatal care? Does Subway come with health insurance? Medicaid? She's well into the pregnancy and has to be seeing someone by now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What is the uber-trad doing for prenatal care? Does Subway come with health insurance? Medicaid? She's well into the pregnancy and has to be seeing someone by now.

Meigh’s “birth plan” seems to consist of one action item: show up at the nearest ER when her water breaks. I doubt Ethan is putting his purse budget toward anything as unnecessary as prenatal care or childbirth classes for Meigh. He’s probably already warned her that she has to fix him a plate before she heads off alone to squeeze out the piglet…or else.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is it possible this isn’t even Meigh’s final form?



We know from her own archives that she never looked normal, alas.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

In some photos she looks like Sacha Baron Cohen. She's also kind of like Peter Falk in the way she's a jew who plays an Italian character. Except Columbo was a really good cook in that one episode where he made veal scallopini.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Any real confirmation that she is pregnant yet?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

If Ethan is embarrassed that he knocked up a whorse, I get it. But that’s on him. I’d be embarrassed too.

If you struggle to tell if a photo has only been edited and filtered by Meigh or if someone else tweaked it, well, join the club. That’s why it’s funny. No one’s going to write explainer articles so that turbo-autists can detect jokes here.

Meigh has only herself to blame. She’s fucking hideous and still posts pictures like this. The thirst is off the charts. Could the e-fame possibly be worth it?

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lol she's not pregnant, look at how hard she's arching her fuckin' back and hips.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Can't believe they had to make a thread because people kept falling for the shops. I'm people

 

[An automatic clown]

lol she's not pregnant, look at how hard she's arching her fuckin' back and hips.

That picture is from June 2018. It's still on her IG

 

[John Andrews Stan]

look at how hard she's arching her fuckin' back and hips

She’s always contorting her body so hard it makes me uncomfortable just seeing it. Probably gives her muscle cramps every time. Imagine putting that much effort into a (supposedly) casual mirror selfie.

Worse, look at the curling iron handle pushing into her saddle bag and how deeply it goes. Imagine how bad her edema must be for that level of bloating to occur. We joke about her corpse-like body but any doctor would be alarmed to see that.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

That picture is from June 2018. It's still on her IG

Coulda fooled me, I didn't see a date attached.

She’s always contorting her body so hard it makes me uncomfortable just seeing it. Probably gives her muscle cramps every time. Imagine putting that much effort into a (supposedly) casual mirror selfie.

Worse, look at the curling iron handle pushing into her saddle bag and how deeply it goes. Imagine how bad her edema must be for that level of bloating to occur. We joke about her corpse-like body but any doctor would be alarmed to see that.

Sometimes I wonder if her skin is too small, but that's only the start...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sometimes I wonder if her skin is too small, thin but that's only the start...

FTFY. She’s a freak of nature and also defensive as hell about it. That’s why she yelled at Gunt that he needed to “defend her honor” until he caved and tweeted about it. He’s bitchmade and she’s a bitch.

Is it any wonder he hasn’t made an honest woman out of her and never will? No one wants a harpy like that nagging them for the rest of their lives. Hell, Ralph can’t even stand it now and has to flee the state every week just to get away from Meigh. Looking at her, it’s hard to blame him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She's also kind of like Peter Falk in the way she's a jew who plays an Italian character.

She’s only a Jew in the minds of certain people on this site, who seem worryingly invested in it being true. Even self-hating Jews wouldn’t serve lasagna at Xmas dinner, let alone as a side.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

FTFY. She’s a freak of nature and also defensive as hell about it. That’s why she yelled at Gunt that he needed to “defend her honor” until he caved and tweeted about it. He’s bitchmade and she’s a bitch.

Is it any wonder he hasn’t made an honest woman out of her and never will? No one wants a harpy like that nagging them for the rest of their lives. Hell, Ralph can’t even stand it now and has to flee the state every week just to get away from Meigh. Looking at her, it’s hard to blame him.

Monroe county is about 20% italian which basically means its 100% italian, because once an annoying minority is that much of the population everyone else just conforms around them, may might be jewish but she probably only knows how to cook italian food because its just called food there.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

I know that we have been trying to move past accusing accounts of being z-celeb socks, but my certainty level is probably close to 90% now.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Laura Loomer]