TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

a wealthy man swoop in and rescue them from their miserable (yet cushy) lives
Thats the plot for like 90% of romcoms targeted at middle aged white women " several hot rich men are after my love and want to take me away and support me finantially me forever, who am i to choose".

I swear, Twitter induced PTSD has got to be one of the dumbest things to come out the last decade.
Mostly leftist retards eating themselves since they drove everyone else out of every platform. The biased algorithms build them their own prison.
 
Autistic and edgy as this borderline MGTOW screed is, there's probably a grain of truth to it. You do get a sense that many of these sheltered feminist harpies would love nothing more than to have a wealthy man swoop in and rescue them from their miserable (yet cushy) lives, and I'd wager a good number of them would eagerly assume a much quieter (and less public) life even if it came with a demand: "stay the fuck off the internet and don't draw attention to me/us." At least as long as he promises to maintain the quality of life she expects in return.

Felicia Day is a good example of this. When she ensnared her obvious sugar daddy with a marriage and a child, apart from a rare mention of how wonderful he is I don't think she ever said anything of substance about him publicly and she's simmered down quite a bit herself as well. See her thread here on the Farms, shared with an even bitchier woman named Wil Wheaton. It's been exclusively focused on Wheaton for a long time, with Day getting nary a mention because she's kept a very low profile. She's just not running her mouth nearly as much anymore.

The trouble for most of these wenches is none of them are even remotely appealing to anyone actually in a position to "rescue" them and provide anything remotely resembling wealth and stability. They don't really have anything to offer, especially compared to their younger and much less abrasive competition. Why would the kind of men they want ever be interested in mid-30's feminist banshees when cheerleader-caliber early- to mid-20's women are just as available, bring a lot less baggage and are more pleasant to be around? The only men who are drawn to these slags tend to be simps who often just barely scrape by on their own (or piss away disposable income on Funko Pops and other consoomer garbage). And we've seen how these women treat their simps.
Almost forgot about Day. I was upset when she snagged a role in the trainwreck that is the new MST3K with Patton fucking Oswalt and that Jonah hack. She was a vocal toxic bitch before at the height of the feminist shit, but I think she started to monitor how it was working out for her colleagues and began to get the message that being outspoken too much makes you a target and she shut down which I'm glad because she sucks. Lindsay, on the other hand, is not a well-known actress, at least outside her bubble, and has no official fallback plan if she up and decides to permanently quit this gig; her cushion is her husband and the simp squad. She can never alter who she is because she will face backlash and her supporters will call her a hypocrite and we all know that she has no backbone ao, if she decides to fire up the Ellis Elixir again, expect more of the same.
 
I swear, Twitter induced PTSD has got to be one of the dumbest things to come out the last decade.
There has to be some APA/NIH papers on how the actual PTSD connected to high internet/social media activity is actually dormant narcissism right? I've read extensively about how the US Army is trying to frame their PTSD issue as a "moral injury" and they are seeing some progress. Maybe Lindsay needs to find Jesus?
 
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Thats the plot for like 90% of romcoms targeted at middle aged white women " several hot rich men are after my love and want to take me away and support me finantially me forever, who am i to choose".

I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. Harlequin romance novels have been around forever. They just have to be able distinguish between fantasy and reality.

Most weebs will readily admit that their harem comedy waifus do not, in fact, actually exist.

The difference is that the less-attractive women in a harem anime will not pop into reality and give you free money.
 
The more I think about it, the more I am convinced this is an act for Lindsay, who is likely gestating some upcoming project that she'd like to propel with a classic "comeback" narrative. Plus extra Patreon simp bucks.
Ab so lutely. This bitch has been terminally online soaking up asspats and money for years. She's throwing a fit for attention and deflection because she doesn't have a video ready and wants a vacation. 6 months tops and she'll be right back at it with another box of the shittiest wine 7 dollars can buy, making some video about how actually, it was white men who cancelled her and the simps will lap it up. This is a temporary pause before she comes back and does it all again.
 
The trigger is probably the complete and utter failure of her second book. (Possible loss of book deal?)
She should start hanging out with Tess Holliday and they can bitch about companies not valuing them.
There is some great irony in that the only people I ever see get rich are the people that blow all of the money as soon as they get it.
Saw a conspiracy theory once that TPTB want this to happen because it prevents the creation of new actual-rich instead of "new rich". The former is a possible threat, but the latter just instills envy in the unwashed masses and encourages people to spend money.
Even if it's just something like setting up a franchise store or something.
Now I'm curious. Write me an alternative reality for Ms. Ellis. We all know where alternate-timeline-hillbilly-Lindsay is, but what about the version of her who did this?
 
Nah dude, NYC and SF are miles and miles above any "small Midwest city" in terms of cultural cachet and actual culture, sorry to say.
There are very few places on earth like NYC. London, Tokyo, Paris, that's really about it.

SF/Oakland/Silicon Valley is a libertarian dumpster fire and you should avoid it like the plague. Work remotely.
 
It's crazy how university fucked that womans mind so hard that she can't handle her own life anymore. Lindsay will never be able to work a 9 to 5 or do anything where she has to interact with non 100% woke humans because every transgression against her beliefs leads her to spiral into an existential crisis and the funniest thiing is that she knows this. She knows how much her attitude fucks up her life but she indoctrinated herself to the point where, in her head, rejecting just one little bit of her philosophy would turn her into a "diet nazi".

Let this be a cautionary tale about how anything that isn't STEM is worth shit. Social/Media-studies get fucked lol.
 
She will be back in less than 2 months with one of the following excuses for her behavior:

  • I was miscarrying and I lashed out in grief
  • My husband left me and I lashed out in grief
  • My book was getting bad reviews and since I can not separate myself from my book that means people think I'm bad too
  • My parent/grandma/family member died and I lashed out in grief
  • I'm on a new medication and had an outburst
  • I attempted suicide
  • My third book got cancelled and I lashed out in grief
  • Someone I look up to won't talk to me anymore
I can't speak for all Kiwis but I feel like most of us would be willing to take a prolonged Twitter stoning in exchange for 10-20k in patreon bucks for literally doing nothing. Bitch just dry your tears with money like a normal person. Also I don't have the time nor the 'tism to compile data but I bet less than 2% of the replies and Twitter traffic directed AT her was negative and worth all this hysteria. Definitely something else going on.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not even a lolcow. She’s a cow, certainly, but where the fuck are the lols? All I see are a bunch of spergs whining that she practically invented SJWism, and now ‘good riddance’, but she’s not anywhere on the level of someone like Blob, Dobson or Lupa. She’s also not outright lazy enough to be a Spoony.

Basic, Fem Literature 101 takes, an abortion documentary, and failed books aren’t anything special. Hell even her TGWTG work isn’t bad enough to be funny, nor was it ever good enough for her to be a ‘fall from grace’ character.

She hasn’t trooned out and looks basically the same as she always has except for normal aging. She’s married, which is a normal thing, doesn’t appear to engage in any degenerate behavior, and doesn’t have an OnlyFans. In fact a lot of the spergs here are hoping for one of those things to happen. They are clinging to the idea that someone with her views has to go insane and can’t possibly have a relatively normal, uncorrupt life.

I think she just has a thread here because she’s left-leaning, associated with gamergate and related shit, and this site has other ex-TGWTG, so she seems to fit in. Wake me up when a real happening happens.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not even a lolcow. She’s a cow, certainly, but where the fuck are the lols? All I see are a bunch of spergs whining that she practically invented SJWism, and now ‘good riddance’, but she’s not anywhere on the level of someone like Blob, Dobson or Lupa. She’s also not outright lazy enough to be a Spoony.

Basic, Fem Literature 101 takes, an abortion documentary, and failed books aren’t anything special. Hell even her TGWTG work isn’t bad enough to be funny, nor was it ever good enough for her to be a ‘fall from grace’ character.

She hasn’t trooned out and looks basically the same as she always has except for normal aging. She’s married, which is a normal thing, doesn’t appear to engage in any degenerate behavior, and doesn’t have an OnlyFans. In fact a lot of the spergs here are hoping for one of those things to happen. They are clinging to the idea that someone with her views has to go insane and can’t possibly have a relatively normal, uncorrupt life.

I think she just has a thread here because she’s left-leaning, associated with gamergate and related shit, and this site has other ex-TGWTG, so she seems to fit in. Wake me up when a real happening happens.
she won't have sex with you
 
I find the reactions of her fanbase more interesting than anything she has said honsestly. We all know she's an exceptional individual however the lack of self-awareness of her fans whom number at least in the tens of thousands is even more amusing. This is the world they want, where anyone in the slightest bit quilty of Wrongthink is swiftly crushed beneath the righteous and brave community of leftist Twitter. Except of course when it happens to someone they actually like then all of sudden it's not the brave community of trans-allies and those standing up for racial inclusion but a toxic group of bad actors on that horrible mob pandering website Twitter, cue the tired old line of how much a mistake the INTERNET was over and over again. It does suggest even more to me that the sort of people that do this aren't what I get the impression many people think they are, i.e just regular people with normal jobs but people that likely find it very diffcult to function in society. The sort of people that constantly get sacked from their jobs for being unable to let go of petty drama anyone in their right mind wouldn't give a fuck about and would be over before lunch.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not even a lolcow. She’s a cow, certainly, but where the fuck are the lols? All I see are a bunch of spergs whining that she practically invented SJWism, and now ‘good riddance’, but she’s not anywhere on the level of someone like Blob, Dobson or Lupa. She’s also not outright lazy enough to be a Spoony.

Basic, Fem Literature 101 takes, an abortion documentary, and failed books aren’t anything special. Hell even her TGWTG work isn’t bad enough to be funny, nor was it ever good enough for her to be a ‘fall from grace’ character.

She hasn’t trooned out and looks basically the same as she always has except for normal aging. She’s married, which is a normal thing, doesn’t appear to engage in any degenerate behavior, and doesn’t have an OnlyFans. In fact a lot of the spergs here are hoping for one of those things to happen. They are clinging to the idea that someone with her views has to go insane and can’t possibly have a relatively normal, uncorrupt life.

I think she just has a thread here because she’s left-leaning, associated with gamergate and related shit, and this site has other ex-TGWTG, so she seems to fit in. Wake me up when a real happening happens.

I dunno. I find her funny because she really tries hard for the enlightened intellectual vibe while continually making wrong (not bad, but wrong) takes, lusting after Transformers, getting charged with drunk and disorderly and having overly dramatic meltdowns like what we're witnessing here.

I've always found people who view themselves as intellectual elites when they're espousing basic bitch notions to be funny. Doubly so when their greatest claim to fame is having processed meat thrown in their face.
 
She should start hanging out with Tess Holliday and they can bitch about companies not valuing them.

Saw a conspiracy theory once that TPTB want this to happen because it prevents the creation of new actual-rich instead of "new rich". The former is a possible threat, but the latter just instills envy in the unwashed masses and encourages people to spend money.

Now I'm curious. Write me an alternative reality for Ms. Ellis. We all know where alternate-timeline-hillbilly-Lindsay is, but what about the version of her who did this?
She could open up a place like this.


Maybe throw in some pretentious books for the patrons to read and there you go.

Although, if she manages her coffee shop like she is managing her online career I can see this being a candidate for kitchen nightmares. And there would be no wine for the customers left.
 
I find the reactions of her fanbase more interesting than anything she has said honsestly. We all know she's an exceptional individual however the lack of self-awareness of her fans whom number at least in the tens of thousands is even more amusing. This is the world they want, where anyone in the slightest bit quilty of Wrongthink is swiftly crushed beneath the righteous and brave community of leftist Twitter. Except of course when it happens to someone they actually like then all of sudden it's not the brave community of trans-allies and those standing up for racial inclusion but a toxic group of bad actors on that horrible mob pandering website Twitter, cue the tired old line of how much a mistake the INTERNET was over and over again. It does suggest even more to me that the sort of people that do this aren't what I get the impression many people think they are, i.e just regular people with normal jobs but people that likely find it very diffcult to function in society. The sort of people that constantly get sacked from their jobs for being unable to let go of petty drama anyone in their right mind wouldn't give a fuck about and would be over before lunch.
it is pretty interesting. from YT comments, to reddit users. I've been browsing reactions, and they all seem to agree that what she said was so miscule and that her "bullies" overdid it to drive her away. their holier than thou attitudes is the most amusing.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not even a lolcow. She’s a cow, certainly, but where the fuck are the lols? All I see are a bunch of spergs whining that she practically invented SJWism, and now ‘good riddance’, but she’s not anywhere on the level of someone like Blob, Dobson or Lupa. She’s also not outright lazy enough to be a Spoony.

Basic, Fem Literature 101 takes, an abortion documentary, and failed books aren’t anything special. Hell even her TGWTG work isn’t bad enough to be funny, nor was it ever good enough for her to be a ‘fall from grace’ character.

She hasn’t trooned out and looks basically the same as she always has except for normal aging. She’s married, which is a normal thing, doesn’t appear to engage in any degenerate behavior, and doesn’t have an OnlyFans. In fact a lot of the spergs here are hoping for one of those things to happen. They are clinging to the idea that someone with her views has to go insane and can’t possibly have a relatively normal, uncorrupt life.

I think she just has a thread here because she’s left-leaning, associated with gamergate and related shit, and this site has other ex-TGWTG, so she seems to fit in. Wake me up when a real happening happens.
She's not a cow, this website is just filled with weird guys who simultaneously wanted to fuck her ten years ago while currently finding her fat and disgusting. Prior to this, her biggest happenings were being arrested for being drunk in public and getting an abortion (Kiwifarms suddenly becomes real pro-life when it comes to Lindsay's abortion), which were also fucking forever ago.

Such a boring person should never have racked up even a fraction of the 500+ page mark, but a lot of people are triggered by women and left wing politics on the internet. Her content is otherwise completely unremarkable. This melodramatic letter is the lulziest thing she's done in years.

I don't like Linday Ellis and I'm happy to see her devoured by the woke machine, but a lot of the regulars in her thread manage to be way more pathetic than she is. Some of them unironically read her book just so they could enlighten the farms with how shitty it is. Wow, you really got her, guys.
 
If she an heroes probably only her mom and dad would attend the funeral. Even then probably only out of moral obligation and guilt for how she turned out.
Lindsay's dad died around 2014, it did fuck her up (naturally enough) and was around when she broke up with Todd. Her mom seems fairly normal tbh and she's got some normie cousins according to her facebook. Her funeral would likely have a minimum required level of fame, followers or name status to attend though as she really does care too much about name-dropping and the like.
My husband left me and I lashed out in grief
There is a running theory that she is a little too into Kaveh, her podcast partner and namesake of a character in her last book. Both are married but as good progressives what's a little poly between friends.
 
I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s not even a lolcow. She’s a cow, certainly, but where the fuck are the lols?
The fact she helped create the monster of Cancel Culture and it came after her. And she's learned nothing. Her near 2 hour video on the subject shows she can't let go of the SJW shit that she cultivated that lead to her getting cancelled. She almost comes close to realizing that the leftist SJW shit is bad, but can't admit it to herself.

Kiwifarms suddenly becomes real pro-life when it comes to Lindsay's abortion
People are pretty liberal around here. Even A&N. The issue people take with Lindsay's abortion is she used it for her college thesis and made it a focus on a short documentry she created. Abortion is usaully a private matter and its a total cow move to make is public and do what she did.
 
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