Every time you piss in the toilet you are ruining otherwise potable water.

you haven't seen the shit growing in my toilet's tank
 
All I see is a bunch of soy boys too afraid to let their dicks sway in the wind.
 
Plot twist: Your pee IS the potable water!

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They installed waterless urinals in a local restaurant here. Those things are a fucking meme. The whole bathroom just stinks like old piss now, no matter how much they try to mask it with automatic perfume sprayers.
 
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What the fuck, you expect me to put on clothing and walk outside and find someplace to pee? Not all of us are god damned barbarians who live in the forest.

Nah bro, the secret is to just piss in the sink. Here's the facts:
- You're a civilized person who's going to be washing your hands anyways, so the whole thing will get rinsed with no added water use
- The sink's right at about dick level, so you don't have to worry about missing, even in the middle of the night
- Your family and friends don't know, so it feels like an act of rebellion. Peeing outside is pretty milquetoast
- Got only one bathroom that someone's using? Well you've probably got like 2 or 3 sinks.
- You can flex on women and manlets. They can pee outside, but trying to pee in a sink would require a stepstool and/or a lot of training.

It's a sort of midpoint between pissing in jugs or wasting 1.6 gallons per flush like the sheeple do.
 
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Water-saving toilets are a meme too. The savings in water is always bought with a significant decrease in flushing power and an increased risk for clogs.
When I flush a toilet, I expect my poop to be gone and the bowl to be clean. I've encountered modern toilets that flush so insufficiently, that the water is still yellow after trying to flush just piss.

Flushing with plenty of water is civilized. Everything else is india shithole-country tier.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
What the fuck, you expect me to put on clothing and walk outside and find someplace to pee? Not all of us are god damned barbarians who live in the forest.

Nah bro, the secret is to just piss in the sink. Here's the facts:
- You're a civilized person who's going to be washing your hands anyways, so the whole thing will get rinsed with no added water use
- The sink's right at about dick level, so you don't have to worry about missing, even in the middle of the night
- Your family and friends don't know, so it feels like an act of rebellion. Peeing outside is pretty milquetoast
- Got only one bathroom that someone's using? Well you've probably got like 2 or 3 sinks.
- You can flex on women and manlets. They can pee outside, but trying to pee in a sink would require a stepstool and/or a lot of training.

It's a sort of midpoint between pissing in jugs or wasting 1.6 gallons per flush like the sheeple do.
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This but unironically
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