Manosphere Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Bigbadbeard1000 / Jacked Brunch / Liminal Order - Bearded grifter of the Manosphere and an actual cuck

[LoathsomeBishop]

John Goldman isn’t an uncommon name and that’s very obviously another man. Don’t you think Jack would be bragging endlessly if he had Soethby’s on his resume? (The auction and property platform for the mega-rich and a client list that makes grifters cum just thinking about)

Sotheby's real estate isn't for the "mega-rich", it's just Remax with a higher minimum home value of like 500K. Being an agent there isn't any more prestigious than working for Redfin.

I'm still on the fence as to whether the guy in that bio is Jack or not. The image is so small that it could just be a really old photo of him before he roided out and grew that stupid fucking beard. But it's also just as likely that THAT John Goldman is just some rando innocent guy who had the unfortunate circumstance of sharing a name with the lolcow, and our lolcow cribbed half his bio and credentials in order to make his own fake persona.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

This dude never made a million dollars in real estate. It’s a laughable cliche used on infomercials for twenty years ffs. He has always been a “fake till you make it” BS artist. It’s amazing his con got him an actual job at a charter school for awhile. I bet real digging would turn up one or two bankruptcies and liens galore.

He rents his house so enough said about that there.

 

[Netizennameless]

I can’t see the left accepting him. They’re incredibly puritanical people who will hate you for innocuous things you said 10 years ago. There’s no way they would welcome a white male who makes the kind of content he does. I could see him trying but in the end nobody will accept him.

His only use to the left is as a cautionary tale. "Don't go right-wing, they hate gays! Look at what happened to Jack Murphy!" Or as a boogie man. "That's the real face of masculinity/white supremacy! They're all secretly gay!"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So when he starts talking about fucking "little girls" I am not inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt

More like he watched little girls getting fucked...and now I feel like puking.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Lmao. He's on 200 prop a week + tren. No wonder he looks fifteen years older than he should. I'm sure his heart is also about to explode.

There is a reason they call it a steroid "cycle" lmao. Doing that amount of juice will fucking kill you. Why do you think all the bodybuilders from the 70s and 80s are dead? Jesus. Not to mention that tren is literally poison. Tren and dbol are old man roids that created the modern stigma around steroids.

Hol up, this does explain some things about ol' Cucky Jack:

Physical side effects include elevated blood pressure and cholesterol levels, severe acne, premature balding, reduced sexual function, and testicular atrophy. In males, abnormal breast development (gynecomastia) can occur.

He's noticeably aged in just 3 years. This was him in 2018:

And now:

His hair, grifting career and testicles... gone

 

[Feline Supremacist]

dude basically just admits in his book that his agenda was to infiltrate the american right to turn it away from anti-semitism or something lol, a really stupid book though. It's just him describing his reaction to events, and a few funny passages mixed in like a couple chapters. spelling mistakes abound
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Seems like on some level this was designed to promote "Alpha Alt Right males don't support Trump" in anticipation of 2024. Also he's a kike so it will always circle back to "Right wing = Nazis".

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Hol up, this does explain some things about ol' Cucky Jack:



He's noticeably aged in just 3 years. This was him in 2018:
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And now:
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His hair, grifting career and testicles... gone

He looks like he thought Rogaine would beat out all those steroids. Shit destroyed collagen production in his forehead and gave him those massive folds and he didn't even manage to keep a strand of hair

 

[Commander X]

From an article about being cucked out to videos of him taking it in the ass in less than a week. It's a record.

Murphy's gay and cartoonish, buffoonish epic bacon pseudo-masculinity reminds me a lot of the Black Rifle Coffee Company, and the similar tack they used to draw in customers.

 

[Netizennameless]

I feel like there is going to be a flood of these fucks in the next few years. Now that wokeism is becoming public poison, these grifters (which make up probably 70% of the woke) are looking to escape. Since "the far-right" is the current-day edgy counterculture, that's where the grifters are headed.

This guy has had me laughing uncontrollably for the last 2 days. I've never seen someone publicly crater so hard, so quickly.

 

[LurkTrawl]

What the fuck is a malted waffle?

 

[King Bradley]

Everytime I see Jack's beard I remember this image of Zeus.

 

[Retink]

Jacks wife/girlfriend/fiance is lucky because she has 1 path and opportunity for redemption. She's already talked candidly about how she didn't want to get into this stuff and jack got her to do it and go along with it.

Jacks got no out. He got her into it. He started it. He's the one with the grifting career.

All this whore has to do is turn a new leaf and bring up the audio clips of how she was pressure and pushed into this by the so called man who loves her.

I doubt she'll take it, as she's a huge degenerate herself it seems like, but it would be funny if she ditches him and starts claiming she was groomed.

Imagine being on all of that gear and still looking like shit with that flabby dad bod. Look back at that photo with Jack and David Reaboi were on a date with Jack's girl. Goldman should be looking Dave.

That's because all that gear is needed for him to just get back to normal. His body basically stopped producing any kind of hormones and he was turning into a fat gender blob until his doctor recognized that he was the first man to undergo menopause and juiced him up. I wouldn't be surprised if he has to take a bunch of viagra just to have a chance at an erection.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Is there a word for people like Goldman and Ralph who try to shield their degeneracy behind a veneer of performative religiosity? I'm sure there is.

I'd go with scribes, Pharisees or hypocrites:

Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs which indeed appear beautiful outwardly, but inside are full of dead men’s bone[r]s and all uncleanness.

 

[Chandler Bing]

What the fuck is a malted waffle?

I dont look up anything with the word waffle in it since I got had by the blue waffle bullshit like 10+ years ago.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

What the fuck is a malted waffle?

When you jack off into the waffle mix to recycle testosterone.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Well at least John Goldman AKA Jack Murphy didn't fuck kids in Asia like Freddy did. (that we know about anyway)

Freddy wasn't a good person, and by all accounts loved his sex tourism in Asia when touring, cos he could fuck little boys.

This I was not aware of. But not surprising. Every musician of that era was a pedo.

Bowie,
Jimmie paige,
Drummer for the eagles.
Fuck even Nugent adopting a girl so he could fuck her. Though she was a bit older than the ones Bowie and Paige fucked.

 

[CDWLTY]

I doubt she'll take it, as she's a huge degenerate herself it seems like, but it would be funny if she ditches him and starts claiming she was groomed.

I don't wanna hear any regret from her, those clips where she retells it are too happy about it. She may have been reluctant at one point, but she sounds plenty enthusiastic about all of it now, she's living the cosmo magazine dream!

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

dude basically just admits in his book that his agenda was to infiltrate the american right to turn it away from anti-semitism or something lol, a really stupid book though. It's just him describing his reaction to events, and a few funny passages mixed in like a couple chapters. spelling mistakes abound
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Wow he did such a good job. I hate jews more now.

 

[Meiwaku]

To be fair if you need to pay for a liminal membership to be manly you do deserve to have you wife cuck you and cope about how its fine.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s a bald Brian Cranston with effeminate mannerisms and size 10XL shit chute. How did anyone ever think this obvious flamer was heterosexual?