Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

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Take some pics of the letter and attach them as images to your post.
This was likely the best option anyways. For reference, the "JMJ" Chris credits as a writer in the letter was attached to the top of my letter sent. It literally stands for "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and is used in primarily Catholic circles and letters. The SWC is a charity organization that is an irrelevant party. Anything blacked out is personal information of some kind, just for context. I will not include the envelope itself, as there's nothing new or relevant on it.

That's all from me, your pal, Spamton.

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mod edit: transcript of letter in this post and transcript of Chris's Ten Commandments in this post
 
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Anyone brave enough to make a transcript?

Not me, but the main letter is entirely repetition of previous Chris scripture, although notably:

1) At least 62 tards have written to Chris up to this point.

2) Rainbows. Square rainbows. So many fucking rainbows.

The new ten commandments though, those are interesting. Especially that adultery is okay. And I guess it's okay to covet your neighbor's wife unless she counts as his belongings.

EDIT: If a mod breaks this into a separate thread, I suggest "Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments"
 
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I'm not entirely sure where else I should go for this, so I'll just throw this out in the open along with a question. Recently, I've been writing letters to various prisoners (unrelated) for the holidays. Usually there's very little support for those who are incarcerated, regardless of whether they're guilty or innocent. So, oftentimes prisoners will end up feeling rather isolated and discontent, which increases their chances of reoffending. The nature of the letters I've thus far sent are religious in nature, as visiting the imprisoned is a work of mercy.

This leads me to my main point and question: I sent a letter to Chris for the holidays. I wrote to him primarily about the nature of prayer and his general circumstances in prison. I was not expecting him to write back at all, but lo and behold I managed to receive a reply from Chris. I'm a lurker at heart and not actively involved in the site itself; however, I feel an obligation to post the letter onto the site. The only issue is that I don't have the privileges to do that. So my question is if there's someone who has the ability to post threads who would be willing to share it onto the site? Or alternatively should I just dump the letter's contents in this thread so it can be reposted?

Again, I'm new and don't really understand how the infrastructure of the site works, nor who to contact for CWC related stuff specifically. If proof of some kind is needed, I have it. If there was a better place to post this, I apologize. I'm not really sure where else to go and I have an obligation to share this information with the rest of you.
You got quite the letter, Spamton. I know you're not sharing the envelope, but did it have written at the bottom a message like the following? If it did my hypothesis is that it is tarot related.
*TWO MOONS AND THE RED SUN OF YOUR DREAMS
I'll wait for the transcript before further analysis. I notice the 10 commandments were written on October 14 and the rest on December 22. Did anything look off about the different pages? Like they really were written at different times?
 
Enjoy your homeless untreated schizophrenics then.

Clearly you have to throw mentally ill people into prison to avoid communism.
Because those are the only two options. No sensible medium here, no siree.

You have to stay alive to see what happens to Chris.

Your penance will be knowing the outcome for the rest of your life.
Ah, logic and truth :) Ophelia won’t go swimming today.

I like that one of the commandments is to honor your mother, even after he porked his.
He almost definitely thinks he was obeying that commandment by doing so.
 
You got quite the letter, Spamton. I know you're not sharing the envelope, but did it have written at the bottom a message like the following? If it did my hypothesis is that it is tarot related.

I'll wait for the transcript before further analysis. I notice the 10 commandments were written on October 14 and the rest on December 22. Did anything look off about the different pages? Like they really were written at different times?
Negative. The envelope was similar to the ones that were previously posted online. There's a "Neo-Spiritual Christianity Crucifix" on the envelope's front along with the return address. Besides that there's nothing notable about it. I'm still flabbergasted by the situation and the letter itself was certainly interesting.

There's a good chance that I will send another letter Chris' way, considering that he seems to think of me as a neutral/good actor without any hostile intentions. However, I don't want to ween out like a loser and promote his incredibly dangerous lifestyle just to get his attention. If any of you are religious, I'd pray for Chris, even if the likelihood of him even repenting for his wrongdoings is greatly unlikely. Who knows though, stranger things have happened before.
 
This was likely the best option anyways. For reference, the "JMJ" Chris credits as a writer in the letter was attached to the top of my letter sent. It literally stands for "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" and is used in primarily Catholic circles and letters. The SWC is a charity organization that is an irrelevant party. Anything blacked out is personal information of some kind, just for context. I will not include the envelope itself, as there's nothing new or relevant on it.

That's all from me, your pal, Spamton.

>Vert (CPU Goddess of Leanbox)
What does this mean? What console is the Leanbox supposed to be?
 
As mentioned #5 and his revision to #7 make it pretty clear that he still doesn't think he did anything wrong. I mean, of course not. It's Chris. It's just notable that he really is committed to going down this religious martyrdom path. He's not trying to weasel out of punishment. He's straight up owning his motherfucking.
 
As mentioned #5 and his revision to #7 make it pretty clear that he still doesn't think he did anything wrong. I mean, of course not. It's Chris. It's just notable that he really is committed to going down this religious martyrdom path. He's not trying to weasel out of punishment. He's straight up owning his motherfucking.
It's the same way he uses his autistic reasoning to make people understand him, through victimhood. We've come a long way since the early days where Chris pleaded with the internet to get rid of the ED page.
 
Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.
 
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