Manosphere Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Bigbadbeard1000 / Jacked Brunch / Liminal Order - Bearded grifter of the Manosphere and an actual cuck

[mindlessobserver]

Nick is late and Heteroflexible

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

In this modern era "Masculinity" is a product that can be sold and consumed, if you do not consoom it then you are essentially a woman. I am now going to go on a bit of a stream of consciousness rant that I hope will make sense
From Black Rifle Coffee to 2012 reddit bacon memes Consumerist Masculinity is a wide specturm, Masculinity is an Aesthetic, a fashion trend, a hot product. To be a man one must in no particular order
1.Bench 300lbs for 10 reps
2. Drink le epic coffee
3. Participate in the Bronze age Gorilla mega death fuck warrior monk-Mindset as laid out in some guy's book
4. eat le epic bacon
5. Buy MAN stuff like MAN razors and MAN soap and MAN socks and MAN boots and MAN shampoo (it will get you all the ladies) and subscribe to the MAN subscription boxes
6. Wear graphic T-shirts and Hoodies with skulls and guns and knives on them to show everyone how much of a badass you are
7. Own a Hatchet (VERY important)
8. Tell everyone how cool you are
9. Drink MAN alcohol like Whiskey
10. Apply beard oil to your manly man beard
and more
Now don't take all these criticisms of Modern Consumerist-Masculinity as an endorsement of "Neo-Masculinity" (The "I can be a guy who wears a dress" bullshit) as that shit is gayer than Consumerist-Masculinity but fuck are BRCC and adjacent grifters soulless automatons.
All this shit is especially prevalent in the Military/Law Enforcement/Militia/Tactical/Gun "scene" as everyone here probably knows, Luckily it at least seems to be getting at least a little better.

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[Ghostse]

A true man isnt part of some gay online community and sure as shit isnt some self help guru bullshit. He works hard, provide for his own and shuts the fuck up. He doesnt film himself doing sexual act, by himself or with/of his wife and especially not with any other person than his wife. He keeps it in the bedroom where it belongs.

A real man doesn't take it up the ass. This is a universal human constant.

 

[ShoFuKan]

Okay, Nick, that was worth the wait.

>It's 69 for 69 but it's $99 for me.
>THE MOST ALPHA THING I DO, is get on my knees by the gloryhole.
>Jack's beard is Imported Iranian Pubic Hair.
>Is it okay to love a man spiritually, orally, anally?
>Tossing Salad is Keto. And it's Alpha.

 

[DelusionTree]

Already fucking lit

 

[Retink]

It has started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xygvDGGYuR0

"If you don't have 99$ a month to give me, you gotta do what a man does, get on chaturbate!"

 

[AGPinochet]

Don't forget to subscribe to The Dude Crate so you can get your man supplies monthly!

"The Man Can" is something popular Guntuber IraqVeteran8888 likes to shill, The Gun Collective, a YouTube based gun news aggregator and pseudo commentary show shills "The Tac Pack" on occasion.
It's practically testosterone in a can.

 

[Crux]

Part of being the Uber Chad is owning what you've done, reaping what you've sown and just taking it on the face.

This "dude" is such a pathetic bitch ass little cunt that he cant do that

boo fucking hoo

At least to me, the most important thing to being your own man is owning your decisions. You wanna jack it on a webcam with a dildo up your ass fine, kinda gay, but you do you. This campaign he's launching to "erase" this from the internet is just absurdly futile. He's not owning what he's done, he's an embarrassment.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Have we found the legendary super chatter that started this beautiful garbage fire?

 

[Ghostse]

10. Apply beard oil to your manly man beard

This one is legit though. If you are growing a real beard your hair will absorb all the normal skin oils and you'll probably get nasty bearddruff if you don't use an oil to replace it.

The problem (as you allude to) is people get waaaaay to into it with "Hyper Chad Gorrilla Oil: Panty dropper scent" and other cringy shit for insecure performative commoditive masculinity. You just need a basic jojoba with a little cedar or sandalwood scent so you don't smell like Jojoba oil.

 

[DelusionTree]

Holy shit I've been laughing 10 minutes straight, Drex and Nick are killing me.

 

[anionfarflung]

Could be half and half. I’m in New York where that isn’t really a rare combination. There are a lot of Jewish right wing e-celebs who downplay it. Mike Enoch has admitted to being Jewish and married a Jewish lady but his fans completely deny it.

One of the articles he wrote is about how his rabbi at his bar mitzvah won over the Irish side of his family who were in attendance. I thought I read that in this thread, but maybe I read it off thread and forgot.

 

[ShoFuKan]

Jack's beard is reverse Osama, change my mind.

>How many super chats are under $99?
>All of them.
>Ban them.
LMAO.

Rekita needs liqueur, he can't keep it straight. Hearing Drexel black male orgasm as Jack is too funny. He sounds like a 90s heel WWE wrestler but he's playing straighter than Nick is. it's great.
Brit Venti possibly joining.
>Are you beta-
>Hold on, puts on beard.
>Reads superchat.
Hah

>We'll read this article in turns.
>Just like we do when the camera is off, right brother?
This Drexel guy is really good at playing off Rekita. Also first superchat of $100, says he almost joined the order.
>I pity the fool who ain't dominate me.
I can't...

>Between you, me and the other 3 members of the Seminal Order, we have enough to form a circle.
>Who's more alpha, Jack Murphy or Thomas Binger? I say Binger because big bad blows anyone and everything, whereas Binger is a lawyer with the balls to blow a judge and the biggest court case of the year. That's REAL alpha brother.

>Nick does Ventura voice: Let me tell you about the weed farms the FBI grow up in Alaska.
>You ever get hit by a coconut, think "Thank god I'm alive", then wish you got hit by a smaller one, in a sack?
>

Alpha Pose:

>I'm. Becoming. ALPHA. He cries in a soyboy voice.
>Call it sperm wars or Jealousy. Rekita can't.
>The bottom levels of the Seminal Order, for when you reach the top, you become a bottom.
Nicky has made almost $1000 just from Seminal Order membership alone.

>I borrowed some money from my wife's son Tyrone. Please in-seminate me into the seminal order. Gigachads unite! Form of; human centerpede.

>You're gonna have to ravage one of our girls while we watch.
>Yeah, then we clean up. Using a baby bottle.
>I like slow drip.
>MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND IS MAKING ME GO TO BED SO I AM ASSERTING MY DOMINANCE BY PAYING FOR MY SEMINAL ORDER MEMBERSHIP WITH HIS CREDIT CARD
>More tongue, less excuses.

>[Distant Laughing]

>Now to finish this article to completion, and swallow up the article.
>Jordan Peterson (Kermit): Words have MEANING. You can't just go around changing them! When the HELL did this all change from "sloppy seconds"
>Another member joins the Seminal Order, it's gonna be the fountain at the Bellagio.
>I'm preparing to seminal all over this order
>Just divorced my 23 year old wife! #backonthemarketladies #idobuttstuff
>He's talking about bunkerbusting young boys.

 

[Retink]

God damn it Rackets, of course it isn't Osama, it's a different historical figure:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He very much puts out the gay bear energy. I've run into guys like this in the wild and it's always a hoot. "I want you to put a hot load in my ass, but no kissing or gay shit"

I knew this dude looked familiar! Poor BigClive...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One of the articles he wrote is about how his rabbi at his bar mitzvah won over the Irish side of his family who were in attendance. I thought I read that in this thread, but maybe I read it off thread and forgot.

It was quoted ITT. His father is Jewish, his mother is not, hence he is not considered a Jew by Jewish law. He wishes he was, though.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Have we found the legendary super chatter that started this beautiful garbage fire?

Not yet.

 

[MySonDavid]

I'm just imagining Mr. Goldman seething at this stream right now and it's making me giggle like a retard.

 

[mydekutree]

Brittney Venti in Nick's chat

 

[Retink]

I'm just imagining Mr. Goldman seething at this stream right now and it's making me giggle like a retard.

He's going to need his wife to bring him his comfort dildo.