US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
It's easy to forget since that was just before coof hysteria took off and buried everything else in the news, including any serious looks at Biden's capacity to handle the job of the president.

I still don't get how anyone who isn't a blind partisan can look at a "campaign" run almost exclusively from Joe's basement leading to the most votes for any presidential candidate in US history and not think there's something screwy going on. Even if they ignore literally all the documented funny business on election day, they can't explain how a virtually nonexistent campaign with zero enthusiasm behind it leads to a presidential win. "He's not Trump" is not a good enough answer.

Coordinated cessations of counting in multiple states and the discovery of piles of extra ballots with no chain of custody are normal and fine, bro.

However, even without the obvious fr...uh, "election fortification" in PA, WI, and AZ, there was a legitimate D+10 shift in much of suburban America. Check any election map that goes to the county level, I think the NYT has a pretty good one. White UMC moms were L I V I D at the four years of crying, separated children, hate crimes, and rude tweets the TV made them endure. The ruthless murder of literally millions of unarmed black men every DAY by the racist police was the last straw. Trump's America was beyond racist, and they turned out bigly for Biden.
 
Coordinated cessations of counting in multiple states and the discovery of piles of extra ballots with no chain of custody are normal and fine, bro.

However, even without the obvious fr...uh, "election fortification" in PA, WI, and AZ, there was a legitimate D+10 shift in much of suburban America. Check any election map that goes to the county level, I think the NYT has a pretty good one. White UMC moms were L I V I D at the four years of crying, separated children, hate crimes, and rude tweets the TV made them endure. The ruthless murder of literally millions of unarmed black men every DAY by the racist police was the last straw. Trump's America was beyond racist, and they turned out bigly for Biden.
This is mostly right but I want to hammer on a flaw here. They didn't 'turn out', what happened was that the mail-in ballots provided the laziest of the general populace to be able to cast their vote with minimal effort. These are people who would absolutely never go to the effort of voting normally... and shocking nobody in here, they overwhelmingly lean Democrat. This is one of the biggest reasons that the Democrats want to enshrine into federal law the vote-by-mail bullshit.
 
Speaking of change, at a glance, I noticed there's a seemingly significant black nerd culture. I don't know how long it's been around (I didn't know any black nerds growing up), or how prominent it is, but I've only taken notice in the last 5 years, give or take.

I doubt there's much crossover between the black nerd community and the 52%. Just spitballing here, but maybe a good way to fight gangs and black culture is to supplant it early on by promoting nerd culture. Surely not ideal, but certainly the lesser of two evils. We'd all rather have them locked in their basement than locked in prison, right?

Gibs should include PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and Crunchyroll subscriptions. I'm only half joking, honestly. What do you think?
You're making it seem like it's some uncharted territory. It has already been in existence for a good while (not the gibs, fuck that). Come on man, why do you think these progressive weirdos have been infiltrating entertainment?
 
Russia, China, and Iran to Joe Biden : Happy New Year, Joe.

I still don't get how anyone who isn't a blind partisan can look at a "campaign" run almost exclusively from Joe's basement leading to the most votes for any presidential candidate in US history and not think there's something screwy going on. Even if they ignore literally all the documented funny business on election day, they can't explain how a virtually nonexistent campaign with zero enthusiasm behind it leads to a presidential win. "He's not Trump" is not a good enough answer.
SMH...I said the same thing months ago. So ridiculous. These people actually want us to believe Joe "let's go Brandon" Biden got more votes than Barrack Obama by effectively not campaigning....
 
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Coordinated cessations of counting in multiple states and the discovery of piles of extra ballots with no chain of custody are normal and fine, bro.

However, even without the obvious fr...uh, "election fortification" in PA, WI, and AZ, there was a legitimate D+10 shift in much of suburban America. Check any election map that goes to the county level, I think the NYT has a pretty good one. White UMC moms were L I V I D at the four years of crying, separated children, hate crimes, and rude tweets the TV made them endure. The ruthless murder of literally millions of unarmed black men every DAY by the racist police was the last straw. Trump's America was beyond racist, and they turned out bigly for Biden.
I still refused to belive a senile pedo won legitimately.
 
This is mostly right but I want to hammer on a flaw here. They didn't 'turn out', what happened was that the mail-in ballots provided the laziest of the general populace to be able to cast their vote with minimal effort. These are people who would absolutely never go to the effort of voting normally... and shocking nobody in here, they overwhelmingly lean Democrat. This is one of the biggest reasons that the Democrats want to enshrine into federal law the vote-by-mail bullshit.
The other key here is that, if you vote in person, you do so in a solo booth. Nobody is hanging over your shoulder and can know who you voted for.

With vote by mail, however...
 
Russia, China, and Iran to Joe Biden : Happy New Year,
I've said this before, our enemies smell blood in the water. They're seeing the same things we are and right now they see a window of opportunity to get all their shit in whether its settling scores and annexing territory or obtaining nukes.

Biden may actually cause World War Three, that's what the Dem's precious corporate takeover will result in for the world.
 
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The bell tolls for thee. We were all optimistic about the low odds of finishing a four year term at the beginning of the presidency but none more so than you. Sadly things have not yet turned out as we might have hoped and Joe Biden remains in office on this New Years Eve 2021. You've wagered no hat to eat so this screencap serves as nothing more than a melange of youthful optimism and hubris.
We're all as disappointed as you are.
 
I still refused to belive a senile pedo won legitimately.
He didn't. Russia got him into office by buying Facebook ads and tampering with voting machines in counties that only use paper ballots. Luckily however he was voted out in 2020 in favor of Joe Biden, who is the second best president ever since JFK (the first being Obama of course) and who is under a year is in charge of fixing Trump's awful economy, successfully fighting the COVID pandemic (NOT from China), ending the war in Afghanistan and uniting America after four years of division (except for those deplorables, they don't deserve it).
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