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[KiwiFuzz]

These people are such urbanites.

Powerlevel but sometimes I consider moving to a really glorious area about an hour from where I live now, but I would miss urban amenities. Like I have maybe 10 different burrito places within 10 minutes of me. I celebrate them all.

Westcliffe looks glorious but I couldn't stand it. There's a reason why people leave rural areas for areas closer to big cities, and there's a reason why areas in BFE are surprisingly affordable, and if they didn't figure that out before they moved there, sucks to be them.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Wow for a communist transwoman Kevryn sure is insensitive about the woes of a retail worker who has to approach retards like him everyday to earn their bread.

Even more insensitive of him to ignore the plight of potentially trannies who are stuck in a shitty job like that.

Modern commies and their class consciousness

 

[stupid frog]

p transphobic of kevin to just assume the employee was cis

also, how does he know those customers arent terfs????

 

[retard strength]

Yeah I was gonna say, how do you know the "barker" wasn't a non-binary trans? Are you gatekeeping because someone doesn't wear pronoun pins? Absolute bigotry. Nine gorillion literal violent genocides of trans black bodies today at Target.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

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All you ever have to do is make eye contact as they're walking towards you and say the following when they're about 10 feet away:
No thanks, not interested

It really is that simple. You don't come off as an asshole who ignores people and it saves time for everyone involved. I learned this technique from an old neighbor I had growing up. He taught me that this technique also works well on the homeless, and from my experience in big cities, it works flawlessly.

edit: forgot to add that the key to this is to never break your stride

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

As a trans woman I have less spoons for the cis than I used to, but I'm still approachable.

Well Kev, most remaining normal people have zero fuckin spoons for bimbo dyke trannies, your words.

 

[Pizdec]

Well Kev, most remaining normal people have zero fuckin spoons for bimbo dyke trannies, your words.

Or to better put: Kevin cannot maintain a normal stream of conscious speaking unless the conversation becomes sexual. It's as if the coom has replaced his blood... which, it has.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

All of this makes me wonder what happens in the main tranch living room at dinner time.

Who is there? How do they get served? Where do they sit? Is there conversation during dinner or do they all just scowl at one another?

So many questions.

 

[ten dollars off]

All of this makes me wonder what happens in the main tranch living room at dinner time.

Who is there? How do they get served? Where do they sit? Is there conversation during dinner or do they all just scowl at one another?

So many questions.

Do we have any entertainment industry spergs in our ranks who could pitch the tranch as a reality television program to someone with juice?

 

[Bani]

The irony
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Kevin shared his pregnancy fetish with his mom
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Lord help any male family member who tries to "relate" to me by sharing a wet nightmare he had about a miscarriage.

This is all setting aside the fact that Kevin does not give a rat's ass about his mom's health or feelings. I don't remember exactly what her issue was, maybe arthritis or back pain, but when she tried to bring it up with him in a text, he completely brushed her off. What the fuck makes him think he deserves to have her listen to his whining about a scawwy dweam? I'd say her chronic pain takes precedent over your fucking coom dream, Kevin.

Honestly, if I was in her position, I'd cut him out of the will. He treats her like shit and he's already completely mismanaged the inheritance he got from his aunt.

Do we have any entertainment industry spergs in our ranks who could pitch the tranch as a reality television program to someone with juice?

And give them even more money to waste on plastic garbage and animal abuse? No thanks.

Kiwifarms works just fine as a platform for this carnival freakshow.

 

[AGPinochet]

Modern commies and their class consciousness

Leftists hate the working class because the working class are MAGAchud bigots who believe homosexuals are ungodly abominations and oppose tweenage castrations and double masectomies. This includes the tranchers, especially with one of them making the very unsympathetic statement of "Diversify, Bitch" in relation to a news story of a series of struggling/failing/failed farms.

It's as if the coom has replaced his blood

I cum Blood? No, I bleed Cum

YouTube Cannibal Corpse I Cum Blood lyrics

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All of this makes me wonder what happens in the main tranch living room at dinner time.

I can all but guarantee that they all eat separately, especially Kevin because coming down to the dining room would mean he has to leave his computer.

 

[Miss Misery]

Powerlevel but sometimes I consider moving to a really glorious area about an hour from where I live now, but I would miss urban amenities. Like I have maybe 10 different burrito places within 10 minutes of me. I celebrate them all.

An occasional burrito is more special than a daily burrito. Just saying.

 

[Meiwaku]

Why put any meaningful effort into a creative endeavor when you can just shitpost on twitter all day for useless internet points instead? [L/A]
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Maybe if you are concerned about catching COVID then you shouldn't have gone to a movie theater? [L/A]
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Kevin has found some new tranny visual novel to play. [L/A]
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Spoiler: some images from the game - NSFW

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Neck posted some horrifying selfies of himself in lingerie. [L/A]
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Spoiler: full size images - NSFW

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I think my favorite thing about this look is that the material and those "garter" cords are clearly cheap as fuck. He also layered it on one of those kek shit tier elastic bondage harnesses with elastic garters. That's some Aliexpress/ Wish level nonsense... No (respectable degenerate) woman would just put on all her fetish gear and be like "yeah this all matches" oh yeah and that is the dress his auntie gave him. Imagine being supportive of your nephew and then seeing him use your old clothes for this nonce. Also we KNOW his kids didn't get shit for Christmas but at least he has small man boobs and ~validation~

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Honestly, if I was in her position, I'd cut him out of the will.

Unfortunately, you can't unless your kid does something extremely bad against you, like trying to kill you or the like. He can be left with the bare minimum by law (1/3 of the will) but nothing less than that. At least if i remember correctly.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

All of this makes me wonder what happens in the main tranch living room at dinner time.

Who is there? How do they get served? Where do they sit? Is there conversation during dinner or do they all just scowl at one another?

So many questions.

I'm going to assume Kevin takes his meals in the 10x10 section of Tranch house that is his designated living space. That he has to timeshare with 2 other men, of course.

I know certain municipalities have a square footage per person requirement for residences, and any more could result in legal issues. I wonder what those are in Westcliffe?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This is what I don't get about the woke; they pretend to support "women's rights" and then turn around and promote a movement that's based around men who literally think being a woman is equivalent to being "Daddy's cockslut". There was a thread in Deep Thoughts a while back about sissy hypno, and one of the videos people mentioned literally had the goal of turning you into a brainless sex-obsessed bimbo who gets on his knees and opens his mouth if anyone says the right command word. And this is what troons see as the ideal woman. A "slut" in a maid's outfit who only exists to pleasure men.

I'm not a feminist, let alone a TERF, but the one thing I'll agree with them about is that this whole movement is fuelled by men who absolutely hate women.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm going to assume Kevin takes his meals in the 10x10 section of Tranch house that is his designated living space. That he has to timeshare with 2 other men, of course.

I know certain municipalities have a square footage per person requirement for residences, and any more could result in legal issues. I wonder what those are in Westcliffe?

That’s an interesting point. And in Boulder for example it’s illegal for more than three unrelated people to share or sub-let a house.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

This is what I don't get about the woke; they pretend to support "women's rights" and then turn around and promote a movement that's based around men who literally think being a woman is equivalent to being "Daddy's cockslut". There was a thread in Deep Thoughts a while back about sissy hypno, and one of the videos people mentioned literally had the goal of turning you into a brainless sex-obsessed bimbo who gets on his knees and opens his mouth if anyone says the right command word. And this is what troons see as the ideal woman. A "slut" in a maid's outfit who only exists to pleasure men.

I'm not a feminist, let alone a TERF, but the one thing I'll agree with them about is that this whole movement is fuelled by men who absolutely hate women.

tbh today the feminist movement has devolved into "let women do whatever they want and enjoy the benefits of men without the drawbacks". I don't know when feminists started to fight for the Tims or where they got the idea that it was a good idea to advocate for perverts obsessed with becoming cocksluts whose sole concept of an ideal woman is a subservient whore. I blame the sexual revolution and the sex positive feminists for this since they were the ones that advocated for empowering sex work and thinking that sleeping around is something positive. This sort of attitude is what opened the door to enabling these men who, to give credit to feminists, can only think with their cocks.

And as for the "they hate women" i wouldn't say it's exactly hate. It's a completely unrealistic and skewed view of women and what it means to be a woman. You might think it's bonafide hatred since for these people a woman cannot be anything else than a whore that takes it up every hole in her body the second someone demands it, it's mainly because they are degenerate perverts whose sole drive in life is cooming. Does it make it less excusable than incels that want to round up women and put them in breeding facilities? No. But to say that it's the same is quite a stretch. Incels are fueled by bitterness and spergyness. Troons are fueled by coom and pornography.

 

[Neko GF]

Tough day for Kevin
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Doing basic errands?! How did Kevin manage to complete this Herculean task of going Target and interacting with customer service! He must be running low on spoons after all the puzzled looks from the people he traumatized with his presence.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And as for the "they hate women" i wouldn't say it's exactly hate. It's a completely unrealistic and skewed view of women and what it means to be a woman. You might think it's bonafide hatred since for these people a woman cannot be anything else than a whore that takes it up every hole in her body the second someone demands it, it's mainly because they are degenerate perverts whose sole drive in life is cooming. Does it make it less excusable than incels that want to round up women and put them in breeding facilities? No. But to say that it's the same is quite a stretch. Incels are fueled by bitterness and spergyness. Troons are fueled by coom and pornography.

If I said that I wanted to be black and I started dressing and acting like the most stereotypical Shaniqua out there, popping out of my garish two-sizes-too-small spandex and beating my eight kids in WalMart and screeching at any white lady who looked at me sideways that she was going to catch it next, you would think that was super fucking racist and that I had a deep-seated hatred for blacks.

It might not be the same hatred that the KKK has for blacks, but trying to pick out different classes and degrees of hatred at some point becomes an exercise in futility.

I'm saying that a middle-aged man proudly announcing that he is a bimbo cumslut while also demanding to be treated as a True and Honest woman is a nigga who needs to be snatched baldheaded displaying some profound misogyny.