DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

If I'm not mistaken, it seems like more desperation if Phil is resorting to a supposed Catholic upbringing in his rants about others doing things he somehow manages to assert with a straight face that he doesn't do. I've never heard him fall back on this before, or even see anyone here reference it. Usually, he just says he doesn't do anything bad enough to warrant life punishing him, and leaves it at that. Maybe before I've heard him talk about supposed conscience issues with being more like his much more successful competition, but he didn't bring any mention of his upbringing into the mix that I can recall, let alone a supposedly religious one.

Methinks his denial powers are starting to crack, at least a tiny bit. Especially if he's saying this far more to himself than to his audience. I mean why else try a new approach with his attempts to sell it that he's a good little boy who simply couldn't bring himself to behave badly if he tried?

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Oh it's worse than that, because what he literally means to say is that he doesn't NEED food, but he WANTS it, so it sucks that he can't get it. He doesn't intend to come across like he's starving, he's just too dumb to realize that the only alternative explanation for such whining is that he's the personification of First World Problems.

And this is of course to say nothing of the complete absence of any concern he has for anyone else during this time. Because that's something they teach you in Catholic churches, after all, be a self-centered ignorant asshole and a glutton.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[2-B Alter]

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Well, he can get his lazy fat ass off that love stain he called a couch and make himself some damn food instead of having his wife and food deliveries doing everything for him. I wouldn’t be surprised if shares a litter box with Jasper whenever he needs to take a “restroom break” during his live streams.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I surrender.
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I have NO idea why there is a white DOT in the middle of his forehead.
Frogga's stream does not have it.
I dunno dood.
Nothing I could do.
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All heil piggler.
This Nibbah

 

[Iron Hamster]

I surrender.
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I have NO idea why there is a white DOT in the middle of his forehead.
Frogga's stream does not have it.
I dunno dood.
Nothing I could do.
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All heil piggler.
This Nibbah

He's hungover as shit. And just woke up.

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"I'm not making this up". No, you're flat out lying. Are you afraid I'm going to post the traffic cams again Phail?

Traffic cameras - King County

kingcounty.gov

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil playing the greatest hits, again giving us the revisionist history of how he left Twitch and it's run by a bunch of toxic teenagers.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Beaten to the punch...

I surrender.
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I have NO idea why there is a white DOT in the middle of his forehead.
Frogga's stream does not have it.
I dunno dood.
Nothing I could do.
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All heil piggler.
This Nibbah

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wonder what flavour of copium Phil is taking these days.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I wonder what flavour of copium Phil is taking these days.

 

[San Dimas High School]

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His weird agoraphobia strikes again. There's still places open and he has a car. I don't get his complete reliance on food delivery at all. I am not even saying he has to make his own food. Pretend it's Total Wine or something and get off your fat ass.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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This is coming from the guy who can't stream unless he gets ripped off for a business class internet that he plugs his computer in to, in addition to a regular internet line that he uses for his phone.

 

[Sup3r]

His weird agoraphobia strikes again. There's still places open and he has a car. I don't get his complete reliance on food delivery at all. I am not even saying he has to make his own food. Pretend it's Total Wine or something and get off your fat ass.

He has the inability to adapt to any changes. If he wanted to doordash, then anything that might be an inconvenience to that plan will cause him to panic.

Plus you want him to risk his neck going less than a mile in the snow? That's someone else's job, not his you no good nudnick.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He has the inability to adapt to any changes. If he wanted to doordash, then anything that might be an inconvenience to that plan will cause him to panic.

Plus you want him to risk his neck going less than a mile in the snow? That's someone else's job, not his you no good nudnick.

How far away are we from Phil answering the door by poking a stick outside and tapping it to try and grab his deliveries?

 

[Sup3r]

How far away are we from Phil answering the door by poking a stick outside and tapping it to try and grab his deliveries?

How long before a delivery driver recognises him as the guy and asks him to his face.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The mission here seems to be more than to just point and laugh at the lol cow but to stop him from continuing to take advantage of those that lack the mental capacity to see through the scam.

I like to think the mission other than to laugh at how retarded he is but to get his fanbase to wake up from his shit but it seems that we have failed because we realized the actual fanbase is full of mentally ill manchildren just like him and it's hopeless. The people that stick around are there to be nu-detractors who most likely have circles based on acting like cucky faggots to get a rise out of both Phil and 'Tractors.

Though I do like to think we had a good part in getting some to wake up, I just think there is no other hope for the leftovers. Work here is done on that part. There isn't much more you can do from having his bank statements from his spending+ on WWE Champions, and perjury.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

How long before a delivery driver recognises him as the guy and asks him to his face.

I'm willing to bet Phil just texts any delivery person that bothers to come to the door to just leave it there and get the fuck out, never coming to meet them face to face - thus, this would never happen. Even if the delivery person insists on having him come out, i.e. to show ID for an alcohol purchase, he'd just get the horse to do it instead.

There is no fucking way this hog waddles to the front door until he's fully convinced the DoorDash driver has already departed out of the front gates entirely. Necessary precaution to protect the family, dood.

 

[Shabobus]

Why doesn't he just keep a bunch of frozen, prepackaged dinners in his freezer for moments like this. Putting something in the microwave is just as little work as ordering doordash. Phil has some kind of severe inability to plan ahead or even imagine the future. And I don't mean the long-term future, I mean he can't even plan a day in advance.

 

[UsedUp]

Why doesn't he just keep a bunch of frozen, prepackaged dinners in his freezer for moments like this. Putting something in the microwave is just as little work as ordering doordash. Phil has some kind of severe inability to plan ahead or even imagine the future. And I don't mean the long-term future, I mean he can't even plan a day in advance.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Why doesn't he just keep a bunch of frozen, prepackaged dinners in his freezer for moments like this. Putting something in the microwave is just as little work as ordering doordash. Phil has some kind of severe inability to plan ahead or even imagine the future. And I don't mean the long-term future, I mean he can't even plan a day in advance.

You mean what he refers to as "Kat's cooking" when he "wants a true and authentic home-cooked meal"?

Let's be honest, here, the food they keep on-hand is so dogshit that all the fast food that gets DoorDashed to them is a step up in quality and that's why he's always so gleeful to pay the extra delivery fees, despite those being a direct threat to his Hogan harem.

 

[Sup3r]

Why doesn't he just keep a bunch of frozen, prepackaged dinners in his freezer for moments like this. Putting something in the microwave is just as little work as ordering doordash. Phil has some kind of severe inability to plan ahead or even imagine the future. And I don't mean the long-term future, I mean he can't even plan a day in advance.

He has his meals planned for the week and if his schedule is anything to go by, he can't adapt if things change. This is also the guy, with a business degree with a major in finance, who thought a rainy day fund was the money you use when it raining changes your plans. Phil consistently proves that he can't even plan for hours in advance or even minutes. He's admitted for years that there is no plan b should streaming fail him.