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[KrewlKween]

Bubba the Love Sponge wanted Hulk Hogan to fuck his wife. The problem was the freak had his house wired and recorded it. Then one of Bubbas employees took it and sold it to Gawker. Hogans pillow talk was his daughters sex life. He said “I mean, I’d rather if she was going to fuck some nigger, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall nigger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!.” His lawsuit killed Gawker which is great but I still think Hogans a piece of shit.

This is why if you're going to bull don't do it at the guy asking you to fuck his wife's house, it's bugged 100% of the time. It's not just about the humiliation but most of them get off on either seeing it or being told about it after the fact. He knew Hulk wouldn't be ok with him hiding in the corner beating his meat. Hulk should have known the room was bugged. But if the dude lets "nigger" fly in conversations with someone he barely knows, he's probably not that self aware.

Anyway I had to go look up what Brooke is up to these days, if she really ended up with a black dude or if that was just a rebel phase. Apparently she does "interior design" specializing in Air B&B rentals. So basically the exact job someone with no skills and daddy's money would get into. Also she's still single and dating white dudes. Yawn.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Hulk Hogan wouldn't have won shit without Peter Thiel to help him. Just wanted to throw that out there.

Also, Macho Man's promos were always better than the Hulkster. Nobody could cut a promo like Macho Man, especially after two rails of cocaine.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

I used to walk under these huge posters everyday when I took the DC subway to work

 

[Dom Cruise]

lmao at the dog's licking the icing or cake batter of food they're supposed to be preparing.

 

[nosemouth]

Weren't they supposed to do a HITB on Matrix 4?

 

[BlueSpark]

 

[Travoltron]

Jesus, what a fat faggot.

I really can't fathom what's going on in people's heads. All the pain and suffering in the world and people dying of all the various horrible diseases like cancer. And NPCs like him ignore all that and promote "charities" to raise money to give to men in dresses.

 

[Mola Ram]

Jesus, what a fat faggot.

I really can't fathom what's going on in people's heads. All the pain and suffering in the world and people dying of all the various horrible diseases like cancer. And NPCs like him ignore all that and promote "charities" to raise money to give to men in dresses.

Countdown to Josh Troon Saga?

 

[Absolutego]

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My kingdom for a sticker

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Countdown to Josh Troon Saga?

Or Rape Accusation Saga?

 

[Tor Lugosi]

 

[horni]

This just happened:

EDIT: and now I will get alarm clocks

 

[tehpope]

The Matrix Resurrections is the new Gremlins 2. - Mike

 

[Tor Lugosi]

The Matrix review was kinda shit. Pretty much just 50 minutes of gushing over how meta it is and 4 minutes spread throughout of going, "oh, yeah, everything else about it is pretty shit." Apparently if your soulless cash grab occasionally winks at the camera it gets a pass.

 

[nosemouth]

Wow, I have magical powers

 

[horni]

50 minutes of gushing over how meta it is and 4 minutes spread throughout of going, "oh, yeah, everything else about it is pretty shit."

Exactly, Matrix Ressurections shits on lazy cash-grab sequels, but also is one of those (in a similar fashion to the review itself: "listen to two barely literate midwestern drunks talk about this movie" ). I think they didn't point it out well enough.

 

[Introvertigo]

Betty White Dead at 99

Betty White, beloved ‘Golden Girls’ actress, comedian and American icon is dead at the age of 99. Betty passed away just weeks before what would have been her 100th birthday.

www.tmz.com

Unrelated to the video, but Betty White has died just before her 100th birthday.

 

[Jack Awful]

When I heard the credits theme I knew it sounded familiar and when I looked into the band it was confirmed:

It's that bitch who pissed on the guy's head at that concert!

Then they showed it in the episode and I was happy.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

The hack frauds jinxed Betty White. God damn it!

The curse is real.

 

[Gin-san]

The Matrix review reminded me a bit of their review of Us. That movie also had a baffling and confusing plot, but Mike and Jay praised it anyway because of the meta narrative. Being meta and self aware doesn't excuse the rest of a movie for being shit. Yes, Gremlins 2 does have meta elements, but it can still be enjoyed even if you have no knowledge of Joe Dante and his relation with the studio executives. If my enjoyment on a film hinges on whether or not I'm aware of all of the behind the scene drama and what personal struggles the director was going through at the time, then it's probably not a very good film.