The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

And also different point different post suck on my drunken neuticles daddy null i still love you but

I am comparing and contrasting the behavior of the obviously HSTS troons on "I Am Jazz" to these AGP troons.

Faaaabulous and horny gay men who are probably getting the D 5+ times a week versus the Eliot Rodger autists who would rather sit in their room and order shit online than interact with the apparently 11 other people on the tranch?

Like I was reading the other day about the festival of Saturnalia and how there would be a regional king appointed to oversee the debauchery.

If you had a ranch out in BFE led by Jeffrey Starr (he's gross but go with me here) and Lil Nas X, shit would happen and everyone would get laid and all the critters would be taken care of 'cause you can't have lusty cowboy barnyard shenanigans if you never go in the barn, amirite?

But the tranch sounds fucking sad. Like even in the halcyon days a year ago, how much actual sex was happening? How much actual work was happening?

I think one of the moments that would peak a lot of normies is how sad this whole venture is.

I don't want to make it sound like an equivalent venture run by any other group would be 24/7 lulz, but the point of an intentional community/commune is that you make an active choice to live that way. "Society forced us" BULL FUCKING SHIT you can go buy a mansion in Detroit and spend less money and be happier. Go buy a plot of land outside Asheville. Get a fucking shithole property near the Salton Sea. The world is your oyster.

So much of this shit seems like a monastic community hellbent on making itself suffer and making said suffering public for gibs.

You can go suffer somewhere where you're not all physically miserable. You don't have to live this way where you're all collapsing into the black hole of your own ego.

You could have fucking "Queen for a Day" where once a week one of the tranchers gets to indulge "her" personal fantasy.

Or you can go shovel alpaca shit off the road for $-5.74 an hour.

 

[Dilligaff]

Fireworks are illegal in the more urban areas of Colorado but it depends on the county for everyone else. Doesn't matter, everyone just drives to Wyoming, stocks up and shoots them off anyway.

Edit: I thought I hit "reply" to @BoobWhiskers. Woops.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

If it's anything like CA (which is admittedly more No Fun Allowed than most, it may be considerably different elsewhere in the West), fireworks aren't something you can just buy as an everyday person. On holidays like NYE/4th there are various fireworks shows put on by the local gov't of towns and cities, but it's not like you can casually shoot them off from your own backyard. Going elsewhere in the country and seeing stores that have fuckoff huge fireworks displays in the grocery of gas station just casually for sale is a big culture shock.

For a state that is no fun allowed with fireworks, the locals seem to be uninformed, uncaring or both.

 

[the luckiest number]

All I can see is Penny's ridiculous amount of hand movement, it's super distracting and one of the first things you learn to avoid when speaking publically.

Beside that, nothing says "I don't have time for this" like making a 2 minute TikTok where you reiterate that point like 12 times, making it clear that you totally do have time for this. "If you want to come shoot at me, shoot at me" is literally "fight me irl".

What a disappointment. Where are the alpaca videos Penny? WHERE ARE THEY? That's all we care about here.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So much of this shit seems like a monastic community hellbent on making itself suffer and making said suffering public for gibs.

You can go suffer somewhere where you're not all physically miserable. You don't have to live this way where you're all collapsing into the black hole of your own ego.

When you think about it, this is all Penny's Libretarian LARP dream. Most of these people want to be in a community, but they want one that gives them all the benefits of a town or city and not just some dirt hovel. Pulling themselves up on their bootstraps alone isn't what they want, they either want an easy white collar job to supply their furry commissions or to never work again like Kev and Jen. There's no crops growing to reap the rewards from or to tend and raise, the Alpacas are too measly and too bare of a market to get a good crop yield for even a tiny splurge - they're occupying space really, and the only other animal to raise is ducks & chickens who's experience you can get in the city if you have the proper permit. There's not even real home improvement work going down, and the few that are interested are abhorrent at it.

Only Penny wanted this. Bonnie thought he wanted this, but what he really wanted was a heavily armed fenced off piece of land with several slaves to do his bidding of work and sex - Rajneesh cult leader, basically. I think a lot of the mobile troons realize this and that's one of the reasons they rotate workers so often. The ones left don't have anywhere else to go and are set adrift.

Ranching and agriculture are sciences. Home improvement is an art. It takes dedicated men and women years to make good on their skills and fields, hours and hours of work... and the only people Penny can get from the terminally online troon club are the people who are wishy washy and bum around anyway.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When you think about it, this is all Penny's Libretarian LARP dream. Most of these people want to be in a community, but they want one that gives them all the benefits of a town or city and not just some dirt hovel. Pulling themselves up on their bootstraps alone isn't what they want, they either want an easy white collar job to supply their furry commissions or to never work again like Kev and Jen.

If the Tranch had set up somewhere more populated, with good Internet and housing for the permanent residents, they could have just charged the white collar troons rent and forgotten this entire fundraising schtick.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

If the Tranch had set up somewhere more populated, with good Internet and housing for the permanent residents, they could have just charged the white collar troons rent and forgotten this entire fundraising schtick.

Couldn't afford that land anywhere else, I'd imagine.

 

[Ghostse]

If it's anything like CA (which is admittedly more No Fun Allowed than most, it may be considerably different elsewhere in the West), fireworks aren't something you can just buy as an everyday person. On holidays like NYE/4th there are various fireworks shows put on by the local gov't of towns and cities, but it's not like you can casually shoot them off from your own backyard. Going elsewhere in the country and seeing stores that have fuckoff huge fireworks displays in the grocery of gas station just casually for sale is a big culture shock.

It is gay and lame to ban fireworks, but TBF to california on a good day the whole state is a tinder box and one of the big ones recently was started by morons setting off fireworks in the middle of drought.

 

[Prolego]

For the new year, Phil's given us the first glimpse inside the new "tarp-barn"

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1477142542604898306

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Spoiler: Welcome to Hell

A Special close up for all the Farmers in to carpentry. Norm couldn't have done better.



I wonder if this commentator/donator on their GFM thinks they are storing trannies in there. Possibly, if they're gullible enough to donate in the first place. I'm guessing from the name that it's another troon. After all, what normal people name their daughter Desiree. Does he know that in the UK Desiree is a type of potato. I wonder if he looks like Kevin. Anyway, let's hope he doesn't give Phil ideas for what to do with this hole when all the alpacas die. Because a hole dug out of bedrock isn't something that most humans have thought of as a safe space for a few tens of thousands of years.

 

[Old Fart]

You know, it's funny they dug out that larp-barn only after the Farms pointed out last winter there were far too many alpacas in the old barn. These things could not possibly be connected now, could they?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You know, it's funny they dug out that larp-barn only after the Farms pointed out last winter there were far too many alpacas in the old barn. These things could not possibly be connected now, could they?

I just wonder who their current KF observer is. Pablo Mandozer does read undoubtedly read the threads but he's left the Tranch so he can't be it. Shit-Eater Jen, maybe? One of the yard troons? Definitely not Kev because he can't handle even second-hand accounts of what's going on here. Phil himself?

 

[Oxyjen]

A Special close up for all the Farmers in to carpentry. Norm couldn't have done better.

What in the name of absolute fuck is going on there?
Big timber posts lashed together with clothesline and cobbled onto some field gates and unistrut? RSJs maybe? No boarding, just a flat grid of random rails with tarp on top. For fuck sake, that looks even worse than I guessed.
All that material looks really expensive too, it’s just been haphazardly mashed together by absolute clowns with no clue at all.
Zooming in to see the detail of that genuinely made me feel slightly sick. This is amhole level appalling.

 

[TurdFondler]

This is art. It's fantastic carpentry, post modernist, post structuralist, it's a statement on framing.

TRIPLE gussets with a cross grain pedestal on the upright. All but one of the gussets are worthless, because all they're doing is exposing fasteners to shear forces. The choice to rotate the rafter so the gussets connect to the rounded edge is a bold one.

They've taken a small fortune in pressure treated timber and deliberately made the entire structure's integrity rely on a few galvanized nails.

 

[Enceladus]

Holy shit it's GroverBarn.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's even worse when you realize old barns were made with not much more than an axe, chisel, saw and hammer. Traditionally the only nails were for the hinges and shingles, everything else was held together with joinery, usually mortise & tenon.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Holy shit it's GroverBarn.

These trannies wish they could be a master builder/inspector like Grover. They don't even insulate their stairs.

 

[Old Fart]

It's even worse when you realize old barns were made with not much more than an axe, chisel, saw and hammer. Traditionally the only nails were for the hinges and shingles, everything else was held together with joinery, usually mortise & tenon.

And even though nothing beats practice, you can get a pretty good idea on how to do it completely for free at Youtube (I've watched some Matt Estlea there).

 

[Sourceress]

For the new year, Phil's given us the first glimpse inside the new "tarp-barn"

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A Special close up for all the Farmers in to carpentry. Norm couldn't have done better.

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I wonder if this commentator/donator on their GFM thinks they are storing trannies in there. Possibly, if they're gullible enough to donate in the first place. I'm guessing from the name that it's another troon. After all, what normal people name their daughter Desiree. Does he know that in the UK Desiree is a type of potato. I wonder if he looks like Kevin. Anyway, let's hope he doesn't give Phil ideas for what to do with this hole when all the alpacas die. Because a hole dug out of bedrock isn't something that most humans have thought of as a safe space for a few tens of thousands of years.

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I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting it to even have a frame at all. Love how the new tarps are already coming off, though, good job guys.

 

[Sneaky khajiit]

I've never thought about that actually. When those states out west are ripe for wildfires do they go around giving fines for fireworks like they do with campfires and stuff? Must be pretty wild to have a new years eve or 4th of july during a dry windy wildfire season.

In our area fireworks are legal, but at least once they've been temporarily banned during particularly severe fire risk/burn ban periods. You just get a fine, though, assuming the sheriff cares to come take a look (spoiler alert: they do not, to judge from all the fireworks we saw).

 

[Bias Judge]

Just caught up on the thread, but I have faith that Paul will return.

This is literally exactly like the time MacArthur left the Philippines because the US Army ran out of spoons and just couldn't even.....

History is full of epic returns from exiled leaders. After spoons are found, Paul with return to reclaim his rightful title of troon warlord.

In fact, if we could all get together and send a healthy supply of spoons then we could reunite Paul with the tranch for more laughs.

The federal government should really do a better job seizing resources from us to finance more spoons. It's so sad to see that 2021 america is unwilling to mail out more spoons to a trans haven alpaca concentration camp. Such transmisogyny. Do better, spoon salespersons. Lives are literally at stake.